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"You mean hotcakes." "Not that well" One of rare time Amir grounds his expectations.

cut to black, then jake gets up and says, or did i really

What episode does “your preaching to the chair come from”?

amazing video. excellent collection. one of my missing favs that has never left my head: "Jake, I'm richer than you. Call me Richard"

So glad I’m not the only one that still says “you can’t just say ‘ITS BAD’” all the time 😮😂

Even Steven Segal is Gray

well, thoughts on the list?

Dude, blood donation outtakes and the interrogator outtakes are some of my favorite content period. Interested to see uour favorites

1:06 same, and my friends hate me for it

Essential part of the moving process

Mj slenderman 💯💯💯

you almost hit her!!

“Love me or hate me, you gotta love me” and “if you have to ask, you don’t know” are the two that have just become a regular part of my vernacular

youre a godsend BEN!

Ive been saying “a how-she says what” for years I forgot it was a J&A bit

I love saying "then correct me" and my phone case says dickless for Chiklis

Ur a howshee

7 days ago? That’s awesome

"a brazen act of cowardice" is one of my favorite lines

2:00 "You're a howshe" 😂😂😂😂

i am a loyal listener!! i am a member of a cult following!! i will follow the careers of Jake and Amir to the ends of the Earth i fear

Emo hair Murph was a treat

Brilliant and nostalgic 💛

Vaguely.

A great one thats not in here is from Jake and Amir: Real Estate where Amir says "I'm looking at one listing which is particularly cherry, though on the contrary it might be an apple because it is that of my eye"

i use "fuck it im going fishing"

I use “condiment” as compliment a tragic amount

One line I don't think I've ever seen in a compilation other than this one, that has sat in my chest for ages, is: '____ will sell like Pancakes.' 'you mean Hot Cakes.' '...not that well.'

Where are you man?

I love that there are still so many of us here.

you’re making me weak kid

“don’t assume, you’ll make an ass out of ume” gets a laugh like 80% of the time The other 20% I desperately urge to reconsider

Preaching to the chair is fucking goated, it's really a next level pun using spelling instead of phonetics while perfectly encapsulating Amir's social and intellectual shortcomings.

"as we squeak" is a favorite of mine

Avicii's dead...

“Uh-oh here comes snatcher” made me spit out my coffee. What a gem.

absolutely rice is part of my daily vernacular

my brother and i text each other a screenshot of amir saying "where are youu man" whenever one of us doesnt respond for a while lol

Important video

god, we truly are all the same, huh

Uh oh, here comes snatcher!

MORNING HOSS

Same for literally all these quotes

Only one this is missing for me is "all day, every day, every hour gotta have chicken nugget in my mouth"

"where are you man" i fucking love jake and amir too much.. and i fucking say "riddle me that batmatt" way too often, it's a problem

This comment section is my therapy group. If I ever meet a J&A/HG fan IRL, I'll cry legit tears of soy.

correct-anundo, the olyntics

That's awesome dude 🤜

Personal favorites missing from this compilation: "I cheezen't haz a cazburger in quite some time, factually." "Jesus Christ." "Who is th- WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE, DUDE?" "'Jesus Christ'?" "'Oh my God'? Do you know any of them?"

I got a fortune in a sand nut today that read “create your own reality and don’t wait for happiness it is only by subscribing to Garneld Garneld that one can be in that that that that zone”