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How dare you call my wife’s art ‘ugly’. I am honored for her to work on her art on my farm.

I will not tolerate Harvey slander!!!

I was debating between marryng Alex, Shane and Sebastian. I dropped Alex first for being a douche, then Shane because I didn't want his trashy room in my house. And then I went for Seb because he likes frogs, just like me.

personally i support my wifes rock eating habits and keep various gems and minerals in the refrigerator for her but alr

I take the signs and put Bible quotes all over the valley 😊

U gay

Why do I hate Clint? Because he charges me 25g to process my geodes.

Haley is my fav NPC

8:39 it's hilarious that everybody seems to choose this dialogue option for her

Leah couldnt shut up about having kids so I divorce her

Shane is the worst

Haley is the kind of girl _Good Luck Babe_ was written about.

The Elliot hate pisses me off soooo bad

But I'm a guy and I like playing Stardew

Hey! I don’t need to touch grass… with Abagail the grass might as well come up and touch me!

Not related but I am not a gate keeper, wooden fence posts are universally loved now and I just figured this out but its not on the wiki so I think it’s from the new update idk

Bro the way she talks about red flags is a red flag

positive yaoi <3

Sebastian is my favorite, but i'm over romance kinda. i would definitely want to be his friend and play pathfinder with him but i don't want to marry him

Sam is literally logan paul

What about Shane?

BECAUSE HE'S MY SWEET LITTLE MAN

I love Haley. I feel she gets so much hate and people never even bother to fully read her lines of dialogue. She switches from reading magazines to books, she helps her sister even when not asked, she donates much of her clothes and shoes to charity, she did the book charity when no one asked, she becomes a total sweet heart. If you marry her (beside her 18+ dialogue) some of the things she says to you is so sweet. Even though she doesn't fully understand what you do, she tries her best to help you or make herself look as nice as she can to give you something to look forward to. Plus the whole "she's mean" is so inaccurate and shows you never even listened to her or noticed her changes, which kind of says something about the player lol.

Kent don’t need a divorce, he needs a psychologist. Guy sure have some serious ptsd

Vincent must hate Haley after that 14 heart event

I have the black cat to match my irl black cat.

Wait so it isn’t a 1:1 scale of time in the real world?

cheat menu name??

If I'm married and I date everyone will this cut scene still happen?

penny

Me: didn’t realize I had to “choose” so I always “randomly click” to go to the next screen… just watch my cringe video’s and me realizing after a months worth of play…

Осуждаю.

Oh fck I got my wedding with penny tomorrow 😂 guess I’m divorcing

Bro I got a red cabbage in the cart in year 1 but I didn't get enough quality crops. Not red cabbage seeds, the item itself.

Honestly ive always just thought he was just socially awkward. I still think that hut the stalking isnt helping his case

seasonal outfit mod is enough right ?

The black cat.

Haley shouldn’t marry you, cause you’re for the streets not Penny

LUMIS GOTCHUU

Who is the best character to get married with as a female farmer??

I never thought her sculptures were ugly seeing how I can't do any better both irl or in game apparently

Year 7: not finished with bundles and ready to divorce Abigail

Wait why is Penny for the streets?

Moral of the story, Krobus is the best

No matter what anyone says Penny is the best

Harvey is very easy too. Two coffees from Gus every week, and talk to the doc everyday. I'm excellently good at fishing in Stardew so the money part was easy

girl is your mom from long island…bc i’m hearing myself in her

Pink is items for gifts, green is stuff for future projects, orange is crafting materials, yellow is skull cavern stuff, and blue is weapons to give to my friends that I don't use when we play multiplayer.

One word: OLÉ ✨️✨️✨️✨️

Listen... I have a problem with Alex omg.. Hes such a raging homosexual guys pls (coming from a guy)