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Kelly Collette
เข้าร่วมเมื่อ 12 เม.ย. 2015
Hi, I'm Kelly. I am standup comedian
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Cool Aunt: Episode 3- Holiday Traditions
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Cool Aunt: Episode 3- Holiday Traditions
Learning to Take a Compliment with Kelly Collette and Spark Tabor
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Learning to Take a Compliment with Kelly Collette and Spark Tabor
So true.
She has a niiiice 🍑
Epic
Im proposing now
“ She’s funny. “ Me, 1/3/2025
She’s hot
When she said "I miss lasagna" i really felt that
we can here your jokes , we don't need to read them
Many people need the transportations by the fact that it's past one continent that this clip can get accessed. Acents deffer
Please remove all those captions . THey suck.
Alternatively, you could say “what did you mean by this?”
LOL that was funny 😄 especially about ”see how it looks on my phone” 😅 Wishing you a very happy new year! Best regards.
wtf was that
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Funny as a fart in a spacesuit
If you cant do, Dirty-Talk, just say everything you're not allowed to insult them with, in an endearing tone while smiling-angrily & nodding; consider it therapy.
That memory foam joke was Mitch Hedberg level.
THAT was greatness. Good comparison.
Didn’t know how to do laundry either I bet
A girl once told me it was the biggest one she ever saw. My wife said she lied.....
A bartender once told me she liked my shirt. It's a little small, and starting to show some wear and tear, I still wear it to this day.
I agree 👍 Stay the hell away from Mary Kay. It causes fights between you and your friends who are "dealers"
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Not bad!
Children love $1 coins: easy stocking stuffer or tooth fairy money
I collect coins and $1 coins are always great finds. I remember the Sacagawea one was pretty common in the early 2000’s. The President ones are my current hunt. I have often gotten them from parking garages
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I think 💭 she's in the wrong profession ‼️ Maybe a bikini 👙 model would be better ‼️🤷🏾💯✌🏾
Ugh someone told her shes funny
That's just looney
The making it hail joke has been done many times before.
I lived in The States for three years. Somehow, I got a $1 dollar coin in my first few days there and then never saw another one for three years. I don't understand why they exist.
They're not common but they're not uncommon either. They make it possible for you to put large bills in machines that don't regularly see them, otherwise you're stuck going somewhere else just to break the bill down and go back. I like them because you can't rip them.
Same thing with the $2.00 bill.
@@kens32052fun fact when you tour Thomas Jefferson’s house the ticket was $8 so you would pay with a $10 and get a $2 bill back in change. These days it’s probably $18 to get in
@@kens32052I had a job where it you met quota that evening you got a $2 bill….pretty sure there the only place that uses them 😂😂😂😂😂
You women who think you are funny, it all comes down to one thing with you to get attention, sex talk the dirty it is the funnier you think you are, there are no good female comedians anymore the last one was Roseanne Barr.
It's simple. You get both arm rests.
I've never once worried about any of this. The only grown man I've been to the theatre with in my adult life was my brother, and we have to be close enough to talk trash.
Its both that but also leg room. Our legs hang wide. If i can, I sit right next to my friends, though.
Is it possible for female comedians to not make it sexual? Are they ever actually just funny?
All the men voicing their insecurities in the comments fuels this joke 😂
where?
Troy bond did a better version of this joke
Its a fart buffer, plain and simple.
It's so we don't have to share an arm rest. It's about comfort.
Never once seen any man do that at the movie theater. This logic only applies to urinals and bus seats. Also both genders do this with bus seats.
"Yes father" could work in a church
It's because we're big and the neutral position of our legs is "manspread". Sitting close to someone we don't want to be practically sitting on top of is physically uncomfortable. Install bigger chairs and you'll see dudes sitting in adjacent chairs.
Do guys actually do that
It depends.
I never have but me and all my friends aren't straight
Depends. With close friends usually no. But If we don't know each other all that well or if I'm sitting near a stranger? Yeah it's common to leave a space...never even really questioned it really and honestly if I stopped doing it and just went and sat right next to other guys in a movies I can guarantee they would look at me like " the fuck? Who are you? What are you doing? " and would make a space themselves.
Woke junk. Turned it off.?
"Freeze!" Great joke. Subscribed. Gotta find some more from her.
GUESS WHAT!!! I'm 38 as well, but in dog years! If you invite me in your car, I'm in!!!! Pops
I bet she has a splendid beaver 😌
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Cost a dollar!