We Won't Finish This Podcast is a writers room show where we pitch movies to each other that we'll never make. A NEW and ORIGINAL movie each episode!
In this episode, we follow retired detective Rick Stacy as he uncovers a bizarre case of the "serial pooper" in his neighborhood, a mysterious figure making life difficult for residents. From strange deliveries to shady HOA practices, this episode is packed with quirky humor, slapstick moments, and plenty of poop jokes! Join us as we dive deep into the mystery while also exploring the darker side of suburban life.
Get ready for a comedic twist on classic detective tropes, featuring Rick’s oddball investigation methods and a lot of laughs along the way!
00:00 - Introduction to Detective Rick Stacy's New Case
Meet retired detective Rick Stacy, now tackling oddball cases in his neighborhood.
04:00 - The Hunt for the Serial Pooper Begins
Rick begins tailing the delivery drivers, suspecting them as the culprits behind mysterious piles of poop.
10:15 - Searching for Clues: Rick’s Strange Investigation Methods
Rick’s quirky approach to solving the case, with his clueless dog and tailing delivery trucks.
14:30 - The Pizza Delivery Guy Incident
Rick tails a pizza delivery driver and makes an unexpected (and mistaken) move at a rest area.
18:45 - The Breakthrough: Milk and Spaghetti
Rick uncovers an odd connection between the delivery guy’s milk consumption and the mysterious pooper.
22:00 - Confronting the Delivery Guy: Rick’s Justice
Rick confronts the delivery driver, leading to a comical and absurd confrontation.
25:30 - Rick Takes Matters Into His Own Hands
Rick meets with the owner of the delivery company, confronts him about strict policies, and delivers his own brand of justice.
30:00 - The Upper Decker: Classic Rick Move
In true detective style, Rick pulls off an unforgettable upper decker move in the delivery company’s office.
35:00 - HOA Troubles and Poop Jokes Galore
Exploring HOA madness and the frustration of dealing with neighbors who refuse to clean up after their pets.
40:00 - Rick Stacy’s Retirement: Moving On to Smaller Cases
Rick reflects on his retirement, gearing up for another round of bizarre neighborhood investigations.
45:00 - Suburban Mysteries: Who's Really Behind the Pooping?
Theories on why the mysterious pooper has been leaving a trail in the neighborhood, and Rick's suspicion about the HOA’s role.
50:00 - Closing Thoughts: What’s Next for Rick Stacy?
Rick wraps up the case and gets ready for another one-this time, a missing lawn gnome.
55:00 - Bonus: Funny Stories from the Neighborhood
A final batch of funny, absurd stories about suburban life and dealing with strange neighbors.
Key Topics:
Lazy Writers
Neighborhood mysteries and quirky investigations
HOA rules and the chaos they bring
Funny stories and slapstick humor
Classic detective tropes with a twist
The trials and tribulations of a retired detective
Tags: #RickStacy #SerialPooper #DetectiveComedy #HOAProblems #SuburbanMystery #SlapstickHumor #Investigation #TrueCrimeParody #FunnyPodcast #PoopJokes #BizarreInvestigations