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Drago needs a union asap.

Bernie Sanders is not an independent. Come on, bro.

Loved seeing you in Salt Lake City! So nice to have a real alpha out here.

Hot damn! Geoffrey's take on Tony and the larger Maga comedian sphere is SPOT the fuck ON! They are always sparing each other's feelings, never critical of their own group or the Maga fascists and ALWAYS punching down on outsiders and marginalized groups which is not comedy or even funny. It's sad because comedians like Tim Dillion, Tony Hinchcliff, Theo Von, etc are actually talented and funny, but it seems like they jumped the shark when they all joined the cult. Geoffrey on the other hand is one of the funniest if not the funniest comedians working today! I am a stringent comedy nerd (been watching standup for 38 years) and Geoffrey writes some of the edgiest, most original, and hilarious sets I've ever seen! Seriously, about to watch his two specials again for the millionth time after this pod!

you could’ve sent the man some soup

Fuck it, I'll be the nerd to point it out. Nebraska is actually one of two states (Maine being the other) that does a proportional allocation of electoral college votes. You literally had a 96% chance of picking a random state that doesn't. Way to fuck that up. Despite the horrible misinformation being peddled here (that's sarcasm, for the slow folk), I still love the pod. Come back to STL. I couldn't get tickets because it sold-out, but silver lining is it got me to join your stupid patreon so I don't make that mistake again. Edit: Time stamp 27:38

Make sure you bring Drago back to Raleigh in Feb!

Can't you just do mail-in vote? Then you don't have to stay in line and do it whenever without stress. That's what I do in my country, it's simple to order as well...

Geoff is Maverick. A rebel... A man who secretly loves penis

Wow. I learned something this week. On the surface Geoff presents as the dark, disillusioned one and Drago presents as the affable, sociable one. But Drago is actually way more nihilistic than Geoff. Drago doesn't believe in anything (aside from pussy). Geoff comes across as cynical and deeply disillusioned (all of which I'm sure is still true), but his disillusionment really comes from a desire for the world to be much better and a disappointment at how it really is. Drago on the other hand believes in nothing and appears to be largely dead inside.

Am I the first?! Lol

WEEEN!

Next week could you discuss what a smug, hack cunt Tony Hinchcliffe is please (assuming you agree, that is...)

Love seeing Geoff being more positive and Alex more aggressive!

"A tortilla?" 😂

The 6am release time 😂. It’s almost like a defiant eff you to the algorithm.

Banana

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Always love to see these two wonderful specimens of humanity on my screen on Monday morning.

54:10 unwarranted vegan slander from another weak willed vegetarian smh

topic for the podcast: have you ever given or gotten a wedgie? if so, what's the story?

M was a sweat hog.

How did Ali go n-word free? This was the moment

Love the cast but does the white hipster have to complain so much about things he clearly has no understanding of? I agree with him on mostly everything but Jesus with the whinnying

Drago on fire today

i like ali sultan already over Akaash Singh 💪😉

God I love Asmus and his comedy takes. He's right, we gotta get rid of comics every so often

When I first opened my business, I was really thrilled to take every customer that came my way. It didn’t take me too long to realize that not every customer that came along didn’t need to be my customer. I’m sure it’s the same in standup. Not every show is a show you need to be on.

great episode. I think that GA [Templar heresiarch pillow biter and now Matt Walsh lookalike] threw the Finns under the bus with his N word (the German one) comment regarding their alliance with Germany during the 1940s. Russia was always an aggressor against Finland. The Winter War began with Russia’s invasion of Finland in 1939, when the USSR and Germany had their non-aggression pact. Soon after when Hitler stabbed Stalin in the back (it was a race), Germany supported Finland against the USSR in what was then called The Continuation War. So by then the Finns were wearing coal shuttle helmets and flying Messerschmitts when WWII ended-with the Soviets occupying half of Finland, which they still do. That’s why the US and none of the rest of the West declared war against the Finns who were fighting their Russian allies. It was the old ‘the enemy of my enemy is a friend’ adage. The Finns had to fight the Nazis to get them out of what remained of Finland towards the end of The Big One (the second The Big One, if we are counting). I know Geoffrey’s still listening because we are gay lovers. I’m not going to correct the typos because he called the Finns the N Word. Watch the recent Finn produced war movie SESU. It doesn’t suck in fact quite the opposite. I am old. I’m so lonely. I’m so stonedly.

So crazy that this channel is so small

Super into Drago asking thoughtful questions about capitalism. Wow. Definitely encourage this Geoffrey!

Alex needs to date a blonde trans woman.

I came into the pod cause I saw a few clips of assmus that made me giggle but goddamn dude quickly becomes annoying. Funny comic, insufferable human. Dragqueens all the way.

Memphis is 5th, behind Atlanta, Baltimore, Detroit, and New Orleans.

Good ep boys.

Geoffrey “Cui Bono” Asmus strikes again

Baltimore... not just Memphis

Also let's not forget what Coleman Young did to Detroit after his 20 yr reign. We're just now kind of stepping out of that

30 seconds in & we find out Fago doesn't know his way around a vagina & hes questioning his sexuality. Can I say that I'm not surprised.

Drago, you should pronounce ''Aussie'' with a 'z' sound rather than an 's' sound.

This was great. The old magic was back. Particularly enjoyed ''Al's'' leftist awakening, and Geoff's begrudging respect for it.

People say the motive behind skewing the results of climate studies is globalism. Nearly all of the research on climate change is funded by huge corporations or the government. You can get real nefarious and say that the “world government “wants to control energy, which is the Omni resource. Whichever industry you’re in it requires energy. Before the tech Giants in America, every country’s largest company was an energy company. That is still the case outside of America. If you actually look who benefits the most from climate policy, you’ll find that it’s massive companies with great economy of scale and developed countries with great infrastructure. Corporations not individuals are responsible for over 80% of the carbon in the atmosphere. Me you and the dildo sitting next so you could do everything we want and it ain’t gonna make a fuck. It’s about maintaining global power. It’s about preventing El Salvador from becoming a world power one day. Energy is the Omni resource, 😊if fucking Justin Trudeau and the McKenzie group can tell every country how they use energy, they control everything. Makes me Jeffrey doesn’t understand global infrastructure. More over who is fighting anybody on going green? Like who the fuck doesn’t want to save money on their electric bill? Who’s like no I would like my car to be more expensive to run? Does Jeffrey think we’re like fucking Captain planet villains who just want to litter and pollute with no motive ? No one is against green technology. Nobody is going to stop you from saving them money on gas or electricity. I can guarantee you if it was the economic choice, You wouldn’t have to force one fucking person to go green. Everybody and their dog is going to want to save money. I guarantee you Jeff’s right wing Uncle is very interested in saving money on fuel and electricity. I can promise you Jeff’s uncle would love to generate his own power on his ranch himself. If they make the fucking tech, everybody’s gonna buy it. You won’t be able to fucking stop us.

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For the al go rhythm

"3/5 would be a really good shooting percentage" Drago: "Yeah...🤔...66%"

topic for the podcast: have you ever given or gotten a wedgie? if so, what's the story?

The "having to do taxes ourselves" discussion resonated too much with me

parkinsons makes your body lock up, its the medication that keeps you moving, also causes the "tremors"

"Those things could have been glued to an oak tree and you would've f**ked them" 😂 Lmaoooo

Can't believe there was no Diddy chat. Been looking forward to both your takes all week.