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Joshua Idehen
เข้าร่วมเมื่อ 4 ม.ค. 2012
Joshua Idehen - Mum Does The Washing OFFICIAL VIDEO
Mums explain the world one article of clothing at a time.
Director - Iman Omar
Filmed At The Launderette Next To Konsthall C & Chisel Studios
Music by Ludvig Parment
Poetry by Joshua Idehen
DOP- Anton Österlund
Producer - Thea Grude
1 AC- Elliot Elmblad
Gaffer- Carl Erskine
Production assistant - Nora Bergström
Production assistant/runner - Adam Hackzell
Make up artist - Leona Victorsson
Set photographer - Amandine Chincholle
Stylist - Åsa Marie-Camnert
Sound Technician - Nawal Hussein
Editor - Ella Reijs
Editor - Tuva Lantz
Grade - Olle Wager
Mother: Hulda Hulda Kissi Anderson
Son: Dumile sukati
The world
according to your mum doing the washing
Capitalism:
your mum does the washing.
You pay her a dollar.
You get her to do your mates washing.
Your mate pays you 50 dollars
Communism:
your mum does the washing.
You do the washing.
Every night you salute a photo of your dad.
Socialism:
your mum does the washing.
You do the cooking.
Everybody is happy, in theory.
Feudalism:
your mum does the washing
and pays you tax
Colonialism:
you barge into mum’s room.
Claim you “discovered” her room.
Dump your dirty clothes on the floor
Fascism:
your mum does the washing
And you are obsessed with with her nose
Liberalism:
you watch your mum do the washing
and feel really really bad.
“Something must be done” you say.
Something may or may not get done
Libertarianism:
Your mum does the washing.
You believe you did the washing
Religion:
your mum does the washing. You thank god
Atheism:
your mum does the washing.
You make a 12 part TH-cam video demanding peer reviewed evidence she did, in fact, do the washing
Zionism:
you made your mum live inside the washing machine
and she got dizzy from the spinning which made her vomit and you point at that vomit and call it antisemitism
Americanism:
your mum does the washing.
It’s in the constitution.
END OF DISCUSSION
Mansplaining:
your mum does the washing.
You tell her how best to do the washing.
You have never done the washing.
Same sex marriage:
Your mums do the washing.
Patriarchy:
your mum doesn’t exist.
The washing is mysteriously done
Terfism:
your mum doesn't want
your other mum doing the washing
because genitals and stuff
Polling:
there's a 70% chance
you will do your washing
on Saturday night
Come Sunday morning
it was 100% done by your mum
Africanism-
you go 2 bennys house
bennys mum does the washing
You ask your mum why
she doesn't do the washing
You do not survive the night
Feminism:
your mum insists you grow up
and do your own washing
White feminism,
your mum hired a woman
of colour to do the wash
Male feminism:
that one time I did the washing
told everyone I did the washing
I blogged about it
I bragged about it
Took a selfie
Insta story
I went on oprah
Won an Oscar
Went on fort nite
And did a dance
I’m an ally
Hashtag me too
Egalitarianism:
that one time you did the washing
is proof its all equal and
no one needs feminism any more
Hip Hop:
everyday im hustling/ every day I’m hustling/
when I bring the basket/mama put the washing in
Narcissism:
You look good in the clothes your mum washed
Surrealism
the washing does your mum
Director - Iman Omar
Filmed At The Launderette Next To Konsthall C & Chisel Studios
Music by Ludvig Parment
Poetry by Joshua Idehen
DOP- Anton Österlund
Producer - Thea Grude
1 AC- Elliot Elmblad
Gaffer- Carl Erskine
Production assistant - Nora Bergström
Production assistant/runner - Adam Hackzell
Make up artist - Leona Victorsson
Set photographer - Amandine Chincholle
Stylist - Åsa Marie-Camnert
Sound Technician - Nawal Hussein
Editor - Ella Reijs
Editor - Tuva Lantz
Grade - Olle Wager
Mother: Hulda Hulda Kissi Anderson
Son: Dumile sukati
The world
according to your mum doing the washing
Capitalism:
your mum does the washing.
You pay her a dollar.
You get her to do your mates washing.
Your mate pays you 50 dollars
Communism:
your mum does the washing.
You do the washing.
Every night you salute a photo of your dad.
Socialism:
your mum does the washing.
You do the cooking.
Everybody is happy, in theory.
Feudalism:
your mum does the washing
and pays you tax
Colonialism:
you barge into mum’s room.
Claim you “discovered” her room.
Dump your dirty clothes on the floor
Fascism:
your mum does the washing
And you are obsessed with with her nose
Liberalism:
you watch your mum do the washing
and feel really really bad.
“Something must be done” you say.
Something may or may not get done
Libertarianism:
Your mum does the washing.
You believe you did the washing
Religion:
your mum does the washing. You thank god
Atheism:
your mum does the washing.
You make a 12 part TH-cam video demanding peer reviewed evidence she did, in fact, do the washing
Zionism:
you made your mum live inside the washing machine
and she got dizzy from the spinning which made her vomit and you point at that vomit and call it antisemitism
Americanism:
your mum does the washing.
It’s in the constitution.
END OF DISCUSSION
Mansplaining:
your mum does the washing.
You tell her how best to do the washing.
You have never done the washing.
Same sex marriage:
Your mums do the washing.
Patriarchy:
your mum doesn’t exist.
The washing is mysteriously done
Terfism:
your mum doesn't want
your other mum doing the washing
because genitals and stuff
Polling:
there's a 70% chance
you will do your washing
on Saturday night
Come Sunday morning
it was 100% done by your mum
Africanism-
you go 2 bennys house
bennys mum does the washing
You ask your mum why
she doesn't do the washing
You do not survive the night
Feminism:
your mum insists you grow up
and do your own washing
White feminism,
your mum hired a woman
of colour to do the wash
Male feminism:
that one time I did the washing
told everyone I did the washing
I blogged about it
I bragged about it
Took a selfie
Insta story
I went on oprah
Won an Oscar
Went on fort nite
And did a dance
I’m an ally
Hashtag me too
Egalitarianism:
that one time you did the washing
is proof its all equal and
no one needs feminism any more
Hip Hop:
everyday im hustling/ every day I’m hustling/
when I bring the basket/mama put the washing in
Narcissism:
You look good in the clothes your mum washed
Surrealism
the washing does your mum
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Patriarchy - man invents washing machine
Optimism: Your mum will do the washing.
Perfection 👌🏻
YES
GOLD.
"Something must be done you say" xD
Boah speacless
DUDE i love you you do my washing - if i may - existentialism: your mum does the washing you wear the clothes that's just the way it's always been transcendentalism: your mum does the washing you don't know where the clothes are now or what you were wearing then it's not silofosy it's what's on the line 😇 thank you for such a good one
The washing does your Mum
Dude, this song (and also "Your mum does the washing") has been on permanent rotation in our household for the last several weeks. Please keep making more music. We love it and it's great!
Surrealism - the washing does your mum 😂😂😂😂
Is this a music video? Like I can’t tell. Spoken word poetry has been turned into music. Look up the band Listener. It’s someone speaking rather than singing. This almost qualifies and it starts to become a banger by the end like hypes you up lol
I want him to teach high school or college sociology
Amazing as always
Coincidink My partner sends me this TH-cam link. I watch it the next day. (And continue through your catalogue) And I forward Mum does the washing to my brother the following morning. That evening a friend offers him a last minute ticket to a London poetry event because someone else can't attend. Which coincidentally, without the friend realising, happens to be my brother's favourite poet. And then you step up to the microphone too. And now I have a copy of your book on the way. ... I need to close the circle back to partner... Is the book his?
🙌 This is why TH-cam exists.
this just came up today on my Spotify Discover Weekly, and it`s such a crazy track! love it! i now understand the world.
This is comedy (dated but funny comedy) but I feel like too many folks are treating it like commentary. It's comedy. Not commentary.
Both-sides'ism. You and your mum think the other doesn't do the washing. Both of you don't do the washing. No one washes. Everyone suffers because of this generalized bullshit.
<3
Anarcho-Primitivism: You people wash you clothes?!?
This is gold! And I am sure there is a lesson in here somewhere ... 😜
Brilliant!
One of the best songs ever written.
Nice! TY
👏 brilliant 👍
Song of the year 😊
Disraeli recommended your track. Awesome!
Im happy, i Fell over this Thanks!!! For all of it
Shout out to Gilles Peterson for bringing this to my attention!
I have no idea what your life must be like right now... but let''s get all your fans to help you get onto Stephen Colbert Report and/or Jon Stewart ASAP
I so LOVE THIS!! Greetings from the US--- when our mom does the washing, the orange just spreads everywhere. Any tips? PLEASE DO POST ELECTION VIDEO re: Mr. Spray tan disaster himself, please. We try to wash out the stains... but looks like they are stuck for the next 4.
Maxi Jazz vibes! respect
What do they call it when your mum gets old and you start washing her clothes as well?
Heard this on Gilles❤awesome 🎉
This song randomly popped up on KCRW and I've been obsessed with it since. Every point made in this video is just so spot on and hilariously presented. Amazing work!
Seems to be on rotation on KCRW right now. I heard it there at least 5 times so far. And I loved it every time.
Putting the washing on listening to this is groundbreaking. Literally I’m in an upstairs flat my neighbours hate me.
Wow, very nice.
Incredible
Dad does the washing here (sometimes)!!
Genius. Lots more from this talent :)
WASHING: Witty, Audacious, Sarcastic, Humorous, Intelligent, Non-sectarian, Genial . And the music sounds really like a washing machine. LOL
The easiest and fastest i ever happily subcribed. Great work
Class
Heard this on BBC Radio 6 today an love it! Is that a sample of a film? I know it from some where I think and it is bugging me :)
Just heard this on 6 music! Best thing I've heard in ages! I was roaring with laughter! Genius!
Straight middle-aged white guy here to say, I've fallen for this beautiful intelligent human. ❤️🔥
You're a genius 🙌🏼
Found this track whilst driving with my girlfriend on the greek radio niostos 100.6. At first, was a good mum joke. After listening to it, realised the brilliance of it. Great work joshua, we equally split the washing now! (Does sharing it now make me a male feminist?)
This has given me several days of enjoyment. Thank the overwatching algorithm and more importantly, you for making this.