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10:59 And people say Hyper Hexagons isn’t educational… maybe. I dunno. I’m saying people say it now. You don’t know them, they all live in Canada. 22:19 I think it was actually the gym trainers that kicked Ash out, not Erika. Because he was like, bad mouthing flower arrangement? It’s been a while, so I don’t remember who did what. They let Brock in, though, I remember that. 26:12 Oh, so your default is talking like a weenie? “May I take your hat, sir? May I take your HAT, sir? May I-“

2:44 Hey, a Tom that can actually kill the mouse. What a welcome surprise. 13:41 It is within the margin of how wrong you can be on TH-cam without the audience making fun of you. 21:19 “Look at her HP bar. It is so big, ugh.” 26:05 I would not advise sleeping on a scorpion. It’s probably deadly. With the poisons, you know.

1:25 At least Cherrim flinched. That’s basically the same thing as Cherrim fainting, right? I mean, with that level of health and staring down a Tyranitar and Darkrai, the answer is like, ONLY possibly yes. 10:33 Aw, man, but I wanted Absurd Park Avenue. 19:43 IT’S PIKACHU! “It’s Bonsly!” FRICK! 23:18 “Cnidaria Rex…” “King Jellyfish…” 24:38 The joke being, for those who have not looked at Serebii slash internet trivia from Bulbapedia, Magikarp’s name in Japan is Koiking, so they’re playing off Magikarp’s Japanese name with that one. 33:49 Kanto is the region of M I D !? 42:19 GIVE THE QUAG A HUG!

2:19 I mean, it’s a building left unlocked that someone is standing outside of at all times. I think it’s probably safe since they can just tell her whenever if things were REAL bad. But one Rocket Grunt could just be someone going to like… swim in the empty pool. It’s fine, probably. 10:12 *Shiny hunting as he says this* “LET’S GO GAMBLING! …Aw, dang it… Aw dang it… …I CAN’T STOP WINNING!” 11:54 I mean, to be fair, Game MIsty is a totally different character. Probably doesn’t have the fear of bugs thing. 17:37 YOU BITE THE MOON AND YOU BITE THE MOON AND YOU BITE THE MOON AND YOU BITE THE MOON AND- 26:58 Burmy wasn’t here to block Diglett’s Cave. Burmy was here to block the Route of Legends. 34:44 Like carpet?

3:31 I dunno, sounds more to me like a car engine having trouble. 5:18 “Yo. Why don’t you get the bike instead of running all over the place?” 9:26 In the anime, Jessie got smacked in the face with a Pokeball, and it did the red glow when it tries to catch Pokémon, but she just kinda got zapped. So I don’t think it would work on a human. But you can always have a Pokémon in on the heist. 15:37 Swim Milk, more like. 20:57 Wouldn’t X-Games work better? You know, the X-Games, from the hit movie An Extremely Goofy Movie. And also real life.

8:25 I went back and played the Crown Tundra in 2023 and Shiny Hunted Regidrago! And I chucked a Master Ball at it because I’m a wuss! 34:34 HE’S SUPERMAN! His name is Clarke, so clearly his last name is Kente and he is Superman, that is the fact and you cannot convince me otherwise. 36:39 If all life was incinerated, who’s giving this news report? And why are they from Galar?

0:21 Lairon is learning to swim for when it evolves, so it can learn Surf. Because Aggron actually can learn surf. 5:50 You know what would be REALLY funny is if Misty has Bug types. 8:25 Gonna um achsually, TH-camr again. You mathed wrong, TFP. It’s 40 plus 16 since 4 times 4 is 16. So you were initially right that Tom is close, but not at optimal Level Ball range. 14:00 It was not changed, so you’re just not remembering like, exactly. You can do all the “story” stuff first and then do the Gyms in any order, so it is pretty free form. But you do have to clear out the Power Plant subplot and get the Radio Card and whatever other stuff to get through Kanto as freely as you want. 19:10 Well, now, hear me out- what if they looked into the future and developed future technology NOW!? OoOoOoOOoOooOo~! 21:47 THE MONKEY IS GONNA PULL A GUN! And shoot your shoe laces?!

3:24 Jeff Seedos? 11:17 I mean, if you both just decided to sleep when you were supposed to be working, and given what the guy says, did that often- I feel like being yelled at to quit is an expected reaction. Not a reasonable reaction, but like… yeah, probably a straw breaking a Camerupt’s back situation. 19:02 Oh hey, congrats on getting Togepi???? to evolve into Togetic???? 23:20 Don’t forget the chewed up gum and a dream. They’re also held together with chewed up gum and a dream! 35:29 The ARRRRRRmy?

6:33 I remember in FireRed running like, Blizzard on a Nidoking. I think it also had Thunder and Flamethrower? It worked pretty well, but boy howdy, I did NOT understand STAB, like, at all. I just wanted the big cool explodey moves. 7:13 OH NOW YOU HAVE A KINGDRA! *grumbles about the poorly planned teams for GSC not showing off Johto Pokémon well enough* 9:30 Oh right, the poison. The poison for Kingdra. The poison specifically chosen to kill Kingdra. Kingdra’s poison… That poison? 16:30 Um achsually, TH-camr? You had TWO casualties. You just revived Drapion to undo one. But it still counts, Telltale style. Drapion will remember that. 20:14 Cacturnes out? 30:29 …Wanna run that by me again, TFP? Also- “Hey, check out this cool pine cone I found on a hike! IT EXPLODES!”

1:25 WATCH OUT! YOU’RE GONNA CRASH! AAAAAH! 1:47 More like Cacturnecoat. Am I right? 5:20 I’m more of a “the coin landed on its side” kinda guy, myself. 9:25 So you got flipped on one side and she’s on the other? 14:16 CRUNCH-ITIZE ME, CAP-TOM! 21:00 Shiny hunting, probably. 25:14 Try “mostly DragonITE” instead of types. And, you know, Gyarados, Aerodactyl, and Charizard. Dude didn’t even bother with Kingdra, but had three Dragonite. 28:33 Well, you can’t accuse him of not being a dragon master here…

6:31 Oh right, Vigoroth is the middle one. I was thinking Slakoth for some reason and was confused, because it can definitely fall asleep. But no, Vigoroth is the always active middle stage. Which is kinda weird that it goes from always loafing around to always active to loafing again. 10:55 I mean, to be fair, I would have a hard time imagining Vigoroth’s defense at minus two stages could handle a Rock Slide. Like, better safe than sorry, you made a good call. Still, I can’t imagine a Tyranitar couldn’t have taken it with one Screech. 18:45 Wanna swap friend codes!? 19:37 Actually, there was a point originally. In GSC, you couldn’t fly between Kanto and Johto like you can in the remakes. So you needed that teleport to get between the regions from here without having to backtrack. 22:57 Yeah, I get that. I always confuse Anorith and Armaldo’s type as being part Water, too. 32:45 Ah yes, the most stealthy ninja tool- a wind chime. That will make noise. And alert people where you are.

3:04 And Heracross, I would say. Like, Bugs have definitely gotten better over time, IMO, but in Gen 4, they were still taking a bit to get going. 7:57 Man, Nightmare kinda sucks. I think a move like that should guarantee one more turn of sleep at the minimum. 18:14 Octillery??? 20:03 Mythical Pokémon are just “These are the ones we won’t give you unless we feel like it.” And I hate them. 22:00 I AM THE STAIR GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN OF THE STAIRS! 23:14 There are many problems in this game. Many of which drive some peeps insane. 28:27 I guess you could say Tom took that fact for granite. 33:27 LAWNMOWER PARADE! I hope that a Mow Rotom is among them. That would be funny.

3:05 I mean, Wailord doesn’t have much defense, either. Wailmer has base 35 in both defenses, and Wailord has a whopping… 45 in both. Wowie zowie, 20 more defenses. What a tanky boi… or grill. 8:19 Dude, I LOVE seeing new evolutions to old Pokémon. Makes it exciting wondering who will get something new and how it would look. So it hurt especially when Gen 5 was entirely self contained. 19:11 I’m glad you propped Abra’s passed out body up. “It’s always asleep, nobody will notice!” 19:32 I mean… dogs ripping up teddy bears. It’s accurate. 21:31 But how smart in relation to the AVERAGE bear? 25:40 At least it’s not resisting a rest. Ba dum tss. 32:14 Open mouth, insert rabbit’s foot.

I just realized for the thumbnail that it’s Lugia in shadow. That’s a second thumbnail with Shadow Lugia in it! 5:41 It is that you are wrong. There are trainers both surrounding and between the four Whirl Islands. 12:28 Too fast a response. Right now, Slowpoke would be responding to part 1 of the playthrough. 23:39 Snovo in the Tohjo. 26:10 “Say the statistic, TFP!” “…Four…” “YAAAAAAAAAY!” 36:13 I mean, maybe we will. There’s only a 10 percent to do that with Ember and Fire Fang.

0:26 A squishy tree is a weird thing to think about. 1:13 “Are you Chad? …That’s okay, take your time.” “Any one of these Chads could be the real Chad!” 3:24 “Well, at least we know one thing. It sure isn’t THAT guy!” 6:26 Well, it’s just been revoked, if it did have Immunity. 14:08 “How could you miss!? He was three feet in front of you!” 20:32 It’s also worth mentioning it’s pretty inconsistent in the franchise when you do and don’t need a free slot in the party for gift Pokémon. So that makes it EVEN WORSE. 24:42 MAN, IMAGINE BEING SOMEONE WHO SHINY HUNTS PRIMARILY THROUGH MASUDA METHOD AND FARMING EGGS IN SCARLET AND VIOLET! …Also, I am reminded of my tribulations with Shiny Poltchageist and how TFP is the one who gave me that to do the egg hunt with, so, you know. Preaching to the choir, man. But also, it’s all your fault. 31:38 Okay, that is a VERY funny to me exchange, Tom. I approve entirely.

4:54 Today I woke up and chose violence taken literally. 9:01 That’s right, Zach. Amazing people. …Sorry, the way you said that’s right made me think of that scene. 14:46 Man, I think Latias is just cursed to be a pain to catch. I had a Shiny Latias struggle to death despite all the catch modifiers I used to catch it. 17:08 See? Pain to catch, these things are gonna make themselves extinct. Freaking Lemming behind Pokémon… 22:53 Mods, ban Naoko. Her account got hacked and infected with viruses. 26:40 The Japanese name of the move is Round Trip Slap, for WHATEVER that’s worth.

0:20 You entered Bowser’s Castle 10 seconds into the video, ya silly. 7:41 Poor Kingdra, I still remember you. 8:09 Unfortunately, Shock Wave does not paralyze. So you were never gonna manifest that, TheFakeParalyzer. 16:10 Ah yes, my favorite Pokémon that Cynthia used- Porygon-Z. And that may seem like sarcasm, but I looked it up, and she does have a Porygon-Z in BDSP at the very least, so that is possibly a sincere statement as far as you know. Like, you say so in the video, but I learned it before you said it, so I’m keeping this to show I learned on my own. 21:43 No, wait, dude, this is perfect. She’s Psuedo-Cynthia so she has Sudowoodo!

5:19 I mean, sure, Tom’s a bit higher level, but you look down the jaw of a Feraligatr and tell me YOU wouldn’t be concerned, Mr. TheFakePsychic. 7:54 Ooh, Tom gonna be on the naughty list for murdering Santa Bird! 9:47 Yes, Tom. This area IS icy, icy, icy. 15:00 Bronzorsx! It me! 17:50 HEY, TOM, DID YOU KNOW YOU COULD JUST BUY REPELS!? 21:03 Avalanche Anderson!? 21:43 I thought I would find this exact Pokémon, as well as Shaq. So he could advertise Icy Hot.

8:17 Honestly, the Level Ball kinda works, too, for color coordinating for Umbreon. The yellow is more predominant than the black, but it has all three colors for a regular Umbreon. 8:43 Can confirm. Random lights you do not know the source of are scary as all get out. You can joke all you want, but scary lights are indeed scary. 13:09 Ah yes, my OTP- Shadow the Hedgehog and Shiva, the ice creature from Final Fantasy. 18:31 Remember when Luvdisc was banned from Ubers for being too broken? Yeah, me too. That was good times. 26:56 That’s right, Zach. Rhino People. 29:57 And I’m waving. You can’t see it, but I did wave just to commit to the bit. 31:34 Alright, Edgar. Now drop a train on ‘em! 32:42 Congratulations! You are a pet grandfather! 33:44 You’re a third rate hedgehog with a fourth rate Chaos Emerald.

0:29 YAY! It’s my least favorite member but still part of the evolution line of my favorite Pokémon! 10:59 All it needs to be updated is them hacking like, streaming services or something. It’s fine. Like I said last time, they’re gonna take over a podcast or something. 14:18 I didn’t think this was THAT Dark of a run… 14:27 I mean, if nothing else, biting it won’t be unhealthy. Since it’s butter free! 20:40 Can confirm, very unfortunate, but very funny.

3:53 Ask not for whom the Bell sprouts, it sprouts for thee… 7:03 They thought this place did podcasts on the web. They were ahead of their time. 10:05 Magikarp, if he ever went to Japan, as it’s called Koiking in its native language. 20:10 But they probably taste like SunnyD orange juice! 25:03 I think his fate is… Seel’d. 31:56 I’m sorry, TFP, anyone who would not hug a Paldean Wooper or Clodsire cannot be my friend. NO, I DON’T CARE IF IT WOULD BE DEADLY! I’d die doing what I love- loving Wooper.

1:13 Well, they kept true to the spirit of Electrode by exploding… 8:01 That confidence only to IMMEDIATELY backpedal makes me giggle, I’m sorry. 10:15 Now, is that a hat for Floatzel, a hat made to look LIKE Floatzel, or a hat made FROM Floatzel? I hope… not that last one… 10:42 Hey look. A Snow Bunny. Like from Paper Mario. Or like… real life arctic hares. 12:43 Thank you for editing, Editing Tom. I’m sorry I’m late to watching these videos. 14:06 But there IS an Ice Type version of Ninetales. Pryce was getting ahead of the curve… or something, I dunno. Don’t ask me. Ask Speed. 24:01 That NPC can’t stop me, because I can read but choose not to care what is said unless the NPC in question actively prevents me from going forward. 32:37 The museum docent of nightmares.

You got all the way to Kanto without the bike!? Smh my head

0:42 GASP! Profanity doth assault mine innocent ears! If I ever swear during a Carl stream, we all know who to blame. That’s right- Lance. 1:37 I wouldn’t, either, but after Detective Pikachu showed Jigglypuff as fluffy when you’d expect it to have more smooth and rubbery skin, I don’t know what to believe anymore. 16:55 I don’t think these are the kind of Yakuza that have never killed a man, TFP. 18:07 Catching a male Combee is nothing. Try catching (or hatching, in my case) male Combee in pursuit of a female one. 19:12 As well as Koffing and Geodude! It depends if you see rocks, poison, or electricity in the floor tile you step on. 28:25 Aw, Crawdaunt’s not a Swiftie? 35:28 “My name is Mornphoistic, and I…” “Cheated on my math test!”

2:46 I mean, it’s raining cats and dogs had to start as a saying somewhere… we’re just missing the dogs. 5:13 I mean, would YOU not be intimidated by a large cat that can shoot Thunder or a giant bird that can know the basics of CQC? 7:00 So moral of TFP’s turkey (buzzard) story- Turkey Pokémon with Intimidate for Gen 10. 8:41 Not to um, achsually you fellas but Corvisquire is the middle stage. Corviknight is the giant metal bird. But to an actually constructive point, I would imagine Pokemon stuff is built stronger to account for any Pokémon’s power level. 9:23 I thought you were playing SoulSilver randomizer. 16:00 Here you go creating another Clefable? (You wanted to) Why’d you leave Klefki upon the table? 22:48 And it’s also not a good Shiny, lol. If that was a good Shiny, I’d be in pain right now. But Combusken? Nah, make that into JFC- Johto Fried Chicken.

From what I remember, in Gen 2, essentially everything that Mom could buy wasn't worth it. I believe there are things that are actually worth it that Mom could buy but it's still probably not worth it.

5:14 Technically, all words are made up. Just saying, I can say anything I want any way I want and it is now illegal to correct me. 12:29 Even now, in my adulthood, I just want four attacking moves to do the hurty pain bad things to the enemy Pokémon. Set up is boring and lame. …Though it can be fun to make sweeping easier, I just usually focus on four attacking moves, with variety in types being welcomed but not fully necessary. 35:42 It’s also the closest Team Rocket ever got to catching Pikachu, since James caught a Morpeko that was following them around in the anime. 36:45 You see how amped this dude is? Nothing is getting it to sleep short of an entire army’s worth of elephant darts.

0:17 I mean, it’s a mountain cave. I have to imagine that’s pretty big for a dragon of Rayquaza’s size. 1:52 Nice! Big sky noodle get! 3:52 Guess who, when he borrowed Pokémon Crystal from a friend in High School, went down a Waterfall, got stuck in a pool of water, and had to KO the team since he saved when down there? This guy! (Worst part is, I might not have actually borrowed the game, but just was playing on their save file. And mucked things up for them…) 7:05 Technically, Heal Balls are more useful nowadays when you can access your boxes everywhere. Since it doesn’t like, auto heal in the PC like it does in older games. 11:28 …I mean… pretty sure BDSP did that. So just… do that, but in a not BDSP game? 13:36 …To watch Hyper Hexagons, gosh, get off my back! 16:29 “Now I have an ASMR playlist. Z Z Z.” 33:16 I saw Unown Exclamation Point vent, I swear!

3:31 This is a real good reaction. It is very amusing. 4:11 Okay, this one’s even better. Tom dealing with misfortune is not funny, but the reactions are very much that. Hooray! The Darkrai is caught! The nightmare is over! …Or is it? *spooky horror movie sting plays* 17:55 Kinda weird how Skill Swap would fail on Wonder Guard nowadays considering I don’t think there’s any Pokémon that lacks a weakness anymore. Before, it was Spiritomb and Sableye, sure, but that changed when the Fairy Nation attacked.

See, I woulda bought at least a few Quick Balls since they are also very good. Can’t argue with the process, though. 14:05 Technically, it kinda sorta had a conclusion in the Alola anime when it reappeared. Or at least I would personally consider the episode where it couldn’t make Komala sleep and Komala beat it at its own game and they became friends was a solid conclusion to the Jigglypuff “arc.” The only banned episode I looked for was the Passimian episode, which got banned for Ash’s Passimian costume, and I will leave it at that. I don’t think the reasoning was all there in that decision, even if I can kinda see it. But I wanted to watch that one since Passimian is one of my favorite Alola Pokémon. 25:50 THAT’S IT, MISSY! YOU JUST LOST YOUR BRAIN PRIVILEGES!

1:08 TFP, please. This is a family show. PS- I owe Speed a freebie for this joke. 3:35 But TFP, you likes detective stories! Mystery Man is more on mystery brand! 9:37 I’ve heard of getting a glowing health review, but this is ridiculous. 14:57 Steel Claw isn’t even a move, you double crazy. It’s Metal Claw. 32:14 I mean, even if that were the case, Spark’s a physical move. Dunno why it would target Tyranitar.

10:13 Just do a version of the song out of Tyranitar’s cry. Where he’s screaming. Because it DID say the sandstorm rages. 22:37 CRUNCHATIZE ME, MOUNTAIN! 23:27 Look, she has two Charmander that dream of being great swimmers. Haven’t you seen the anime? They just need to believe in their dreams and friendship and stuff. 36:93 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! 40:44 The answer is right there. You did it! It was a long, grueling search, but you did it.

I mean, if we’re talking bread looking Pokémon, Sudowoodo looks like a pretzel stick. 5:48 But it might be how Pokémon milk works. Like, all you need is some Leppa Berries and Miltank can keep using Milk Drink. 19:18 Of course. Venonat have sonar eyes. What better Pokémon to use for launching like… cannonballs and firing harpoons and stuff. 22:48 I mean, 4 out of 5 Flying types isn’t bad for a randomized team of 5. 32:17 I mean, in the anime, they just open portals to another dimension that produce rocks. So I’m not worried.

1:30 Wait… Cherrim is powered by the sun. The sun burns things. CHERRIM BURNED THE TOWER! Case closed, mystery solved. 7:19 I mean, TFP only said it was a SpooOoOOOOky gym. Which the lack of lights and the old ladies and semi-bottomless teleport pit floors are, in fact, spooky. 13:28 BUBBLE PARTY! 24:57 Technically, you can go either way, since the Gym Leaders for Gyms 5, 6, and 7 are close-ish in level and you can do whoever whenever. But left is the preferred route to most people. 32:39 I think we know why Larielle has that thousand yard stare. She’s been poisoned so many times in her life.

9:59 I mean, Mr. Krabs, even though it’s a girl Crawdaunt. The character isn’t a crab or crawfish, but I think of Craw Daddy/Dark Craw from Paper Mario TTYD. And of course, one of my favorite Futurama jokes- CITIZEN SNIIIIIIIIIIIPS! Which is just off the top of my head, I’m sure I could think of more obscure ones. It’s a very low pool, though, I’m sure. 18:06 Larielle, get your claw out of the counter. It’s bad manners. We’re Dark types, not Poor Manners types. 21:26 I wouldn’t really say Garchomp is SUPER weird. Like, it’s a land shark. Garchomp’s basis and existence as a dragon shark that lives on land and can like, glide is all weirder than it being able to surf. 24:52 I think you’re just getting it backwards, Tom. Water resists Steel, so it would make sense to just remember AN interaction there, rather than what it is. Oh, duh. Firebreather Ned has an Omanyte to help put out any fires he might cause. He’s aware of his profession’s risks and prepared accordingly. That’s responsible. 31:50 It’s fine, TFP. It’s the PSYCHIC Sun. Slash rocks. It can put out the fires with ITS MIND! Or, like, when they throw sand to douse the fires.

1:14 The lack of ANY reaction to beating that Tyrogue is VERY funny to me. 6:07 This dude puts new meaning to the phrase “When Pigs Fly.” Or he tries to, anyways… 19:20 It is one of Santa’s reindeer. It will know when you’ve been naughty. And unlike that jolly old softy, a reindeer will beat you up for being naughty. 20:18 No, I think he’s got it. Like, if you’re a pet owner, you should treat the pet well, even if the pet doesn’t seem to like you. But considering his pet is 108 evil spirits… he’s got an uphill battle to befriending it.

Technically, all Pokémon is gambling. Shiny hunting, catching Pokémon, using moves… Using math is not cheating! Otherwise, you guys cheated a lot last episode. 4:29 I like this. Smeargle is decidedly a dog- because its name combines smear and beagle. 19:32 I LIKE THIS MUCH MORE! 22:14 You joke, TFP, but this is basically a living, giant Beyblade. And those things were dangerous… I think. Pretty sure a living, giant one would definitely be dangerous, if nothing else. 28:51 DID SOMEBODY SAY SHINY POKÉMON!? Can we talk about how Firebreather Walt used EXCLUSIVELY Ice Type Pokémon? 37:21 HOORAY FOR STATISTICS! Numbers are the sole truth in life I believe in!

LET’S GO… flipping? Aw, dang it… 1:15 Life has many floors. Too many for. Couch potato Hex Boys like yourselves. 4:04 TFP is right. It’s Free… hundred. Free Hundred Dollars. 32:19 Dang, Tom has more courage than I do. I would not have flipped the far left if my life depended on it. …Or more smarts, since I realize the far right column meant it had to be safe.

Gen 5 and 6 give you a Fresh Water in every gym, I dunno about 8 and I’m pretty certain you got nothing in 9. 9:22 “Give me the bird!” “I would, but the Hyper Hexagons censors won’t allow it.” Apparently, the plural of any Pokémon species is the same as the singular. Like 1 Jigglypuff, 3 Jigglypuff. And that does kinda make sense. AND GUESS WHO SHINY HUNTED FOR THE CELEBI FROM THE EVENT!? I’llgiveyouahintIdidit. 15:15 …Excuse me, TFP? I know you like cats, but it’s not Pie-neko. It’s Pine-co. Because… you know… Pinecone. Okay, but would TFP pet Team Rocket’s Meowth? This is important. 26:25 Oh, you know. Just gonna fish up an equivalent to the Grim Reaper in this body of water. No big deal.

An easy way to remember what types were special in Gen 3 and lower is that all the evolutions of Eevee were based on the special types. Unless they missed one and I forgot. And also Fairy, but that seems like it would’ve been Special, pre-Gen 4. TWO Great Balls? Oh, we should go back for Darkrai! …And like last video, I cannot stop Tom wanting to slap me for that. I probably deserve it. I mean, to be fair, Scooby Doo says Ruh Roh at a lot of non-threatening things. So Tom was just channeling his inner Scoob. There’s like, one episode per season where Team Rocket break up, quit lying Rocket Man. To be fair, later Generations determined Slowpoke Tails also just fall off and regrow naturally. Pretty soon, Azalea Town is gonna need Life Alert. 28:19 Pull the lever, Tom! WRONG LEVERRRRRRRRRRR!

2:37 MATH!? Nobody warned me Pokemon had math involved! Next you’ll say Shiny hunting has math involved, TFP! The very idea… How does Darkrai even bite? Do we even know Darkrai’s mouth situation? Is the red thing its jaw? Does it HAVE a mouth? Or does it just randomly grab onto hooks? Hey, don’t slap Honchkrow. It heard critical hit. It landed one. It did what it thought you asked. Sorry, TFP, can’t really tell Tom not to slap you if you will the RNG to betray him with a Wing Attack Crit. He probably shouldn’t, but I can’t control that. Okay, but Tom- you may not deal with many aunts… what about uncles? 0.83 percent chance? Ooh, that’s like, living the high life for odds when you’re a Shiny hunter. I dunno, TFP. I hear Breloom has had pretty good times in competitive

0:37 Just hanging out. In the water, there’s mush room. I mean, there was the Crystal Onix in the Orange Islands episodes. A Steelix in the water is just a natural… evolution of that. 5:43 It means if you disrespect Da Boss, you get fitted with some new shoes. Concrete ones. And you take a nice, long bird bath. 12:09 You did a bad thing to Tom, but you should not apologize. What’s a little betrayal amongst friends for C O N T E N T !? …Imagine if Tom fished up a Shiny Darkrai… 13:47 WHOO! MACHOKE! YEAH, MACHOKE! The most exciting fishing find ever! A human man! 17:20 But you’re the FAKE Psychic. You’re not supposed to be HONEST. Your surface level based solely on your online username single character trait identity is being fake! I feel bad for Tom after all that effort. Like, this whole affair is incredibly funny, but still. I know what that feeling is like, having a Pokémon you want to catch struggling. Even worse if it was, say, a Shiny Latias that kept recovering even though you paralyzed it and it struggled after you got a critical hit on False Swipe and used a Rotom Power to boost catch rate and used the best level of Poke Ball you possibly could… You know… as a pure hypothetical. 25:25 Thanks, TFB- The Fake Believer.

2:59 Es-cah-pay. I wonder what that means. It’s funny, it looks like escape. 9:03 Hitmontop is a good dancer, at least. And having a good Pokémon dancer… well, it’s not unusual. 14:33 Oh, trust me, Tom. I was SO confused as a small Woot type person when the anime, during the Johto saga, had a battle where Hyper Beam was being talked about as a physical move. It was in the Whirl Cup and Gyarados used Hyper Beam, and back then, Normal moves were all physical. But like… it’s an energy beam. That mess is a special attack. 15:25 HYPER POTION-GONS! I thought it was 4 billion Spinda. The curse of Sableye strikes once more!

6:22 Always with the yolks, this guy. Why Alomomola isn’t a Luvdisc evolution is beyond me. Time to Shiftry into high gear! 21:33 Tom doesn’t have sleep paralysis demons. Tom wants to BE the Sleep Paralysis demons!

Bug Catcher Dunnohisname had Feebas because he swung the bug net into a river on accident. Obviously. 10:38 I believe, if memory serves, you are REQUIRED to do Sprout Tower before the Gym in the remake. 11:11 SPHEAL! This video is a better good video now. Oh no, you killed Papa… The third Pokémon movie DID have more strange plot points than James’ personal ad responses. Bug Falkner? Bukner?

I was hoping Tom was gonna name Sableye Jem. That would’ve been outrageous. Truly, truly outrageous. 11:01 WOBBUFFET! Surskit? Ledyba? Zigzagoon? I want the good stuff! The terrifying Legendary found on the dinky level 2 teams! 15:11 You’re Under Pressure from the Ice Ice Baby? 26:40 SAMTA CLABS BIRB!? 28:09 |:< Okay, but what type is Croagunk? It’s a randomizer, that could be a legitimate question! Even though Tom definitely didn’t randomize types and movesets, so I just went for the running gag. But still, it COULD be a legit question.

0:46 Well, this video is already off to a… Rocky start… Smog Dog. Wow, if I had a nickel for every Psychic type Legendary Tom found on the opening route, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice, right? Silly Tom. Fall Guys are bean shaped. You are chibi. I mean, to be fair… it’s also a Rattata. They’re not exactly what I look at and think “OH NO! If I don’t weaken this Rattata, I’LL NEVER CATCH IT!”

My favorite Avatar character. Tofp. #JusticeForCacnea #GiveCacneaAHug #NoSeriouslyThisIsAGoodIdeaGiveCacneaAHugWhatDoYouMeanItWillHurtDon’tBeAWhinerJustHugIt I love the classic series of a Professor who sells drugs through eggs- Hatching Bad. …Who’s gonna tell the mom, the Tom, or the TFP the main character is like… mute? Not in lore, just like, at no point does anything resemble the player getting a turn to talk. This is a very Sinnoh looking Route 1. Or whatever number it technically is. Platinum, specifically, since… you know… Fire Types in Sinnoh. Scyther!? I barely know her! …And it’s funny because that’s a female Scyther at 19:02 23:20 Larry would like to know your location. Get outta here, Vanilla Behind Bellsprout… Egg!? GIVE IT! It could be Shiny…