As a kid, I played a Super Nintendo game about a vampire kid who could throw his hat. It was super fun, but I never beat it. One day, I remembered the game, researched it, and discovered that it was called The Twisted Tales of Spike McFang! I found a cartridge of it so that I could relive my childhood, and... well, what you see here is that experience.
The game was a lot shorter than I remembered, heh. But it was still fun!