วีดีโอ

haha the Snowman melted fast! 🤣🤣

0:09 placing bet now, Dep quits first.

Isn’t this supposed to be fun to play? It was good for about 3 minutes, then the 4 frames a second starts and it’s just a yawn fest… I’ve just started playing again after 25 years and it’s quickly destroying the fond memories I have of this game as a kid. I honestly don’t remember this being so sweaty 😫

Wow what a drama queen.

Smeagle9 is one of the most annoying mf's in this game. He knows he's on the best team and can sit back and let you two do all the work and just run his mouth to your opponents all game. He's just a disrespectful little child. I played against him yesterday, he didn't know it was me as I was on my EA smurf account. Right away he put two names he recognised on hit team and just before he clicked launch I simply typed, "oh dear".... It was at this moment, he knew he fucked up! Completely smashed him to bits! 😂😂

Nice game but too easy. You should do some collab with xjinx in QM, would be fun! 😂🎉😊

It's not like icvb.1974 to just quit like that, I wonder if he lost connection?

sehr langweilig anzusehen

Part of me is thinking you got lucky spotting the Chinook as you were going back to select your Heli but in any case you got it and that's all that matters! 👍👍

5:19 trying to attack your teammate there?😂😘

Definitely 1vs 1 QM are your best videos to watch ❤

Surprise Dep quite.

Well at least Dep quitter later than usual.

Smashed em, but I'm not gonna lie, you ignoring your team mates call for help is quite frustrating. He asked multiple times and it was completely ignored. He was fighting both yellow and Green at the same time and you easily had enough forces to divert some to help him in the middle as Green advanced on your entrance. If Green had actually kept going and made a run on your entrance it could have gotten real interesting as you completely ignored it and red would have been overrun. It's that kind of play that makes people quite games. You'd gotten better at responding to beacons but you're slipping back to your old ways lately. NEVER ignore a beacon. 👍👍

Am I the only who one (that used to) uses quad numbers, 10000000000% always have my air squadded up with a hot key or 3, split the force and hit more than one target at a time and then follow through with ground attacks? Seeing this still being played makes me wanna get a pc and come join in lol!

Why would anyone host this map and not pick spots? It was cocked up from the beginning! However Cyan did a great recovery! When you were trying to select those Green Infantry coming out of Orange's Barracks they were his men and were Spies. It's Happy Farm's M.O. and you should know that by now, he always builds Spies, infiltrates your Radar then attacks with Chinook. I don't think he could get in though as you had the entrance blocked but in future if you see Spies then the only thing that will kill them automatically are Dogs. 👍👍 Or just force fire on them.

i jumped to 10:12 what the hell is going on there !!

I wonder if Dud was kaneda spring because he's the only other person apart from us that builds Dogs to defend against Tanya. Dep always quits. GG but try to build Tesla earlier because at the beginning you're just building structures for them to destroy with no defence. They nearly got in at your entrance as you had no Tesla defending but luckily they are noobs and just parked all their Tanks in range of the Tesla you built and let them get wiped out!

They never stood a chance! 🤣🤣

Great game!

Man eagle9 is like a little child always running his mouth and he's one of the worst players on these maps! By the way, you could have come back a lot quicker if you didn't stop building Tanks for like 10 minutes! How can you not notice (when Yellow was in your base) that you had zero Tanks? The reason it was a tough game was because the first 20 minutes was 1vs2, your Team Mate did nothing for far too long, he was atrocious. Shame it timed out as it would have been nice to see Smeagle9 get smashed after running his mouth. Yellow did ok he's a decent player.

Meh anti climax!

Fk the whiney quitter. Ggwp

Poor eagle9, he must have the worst win ratio of anyone in this game! 🤣🤣

Awesome! Very nicely done. 🫡

Fk red for the for ff as soon as first tank enters base.

Not sure what Dep was complaining about and why he was so behind? The most he did was send one Tank over. 🤣🤣 I had a nightmare the other day on this map, I was Allies (to make it easier for them) and had a complete noob on my side. That wasn't the problem though I could have still won but just as I was building out and about to attack my PC decided to go to desktop because a damned printer update program decided to alert me! I usually end the task to this program before playing because it's done it before but I forgot, DOH! Because my monitor is a Samsung Odyssey Ark it takes absolutely forever to detect the signal input so you just get a whirling screen for ages before it goes to desktop then again before you get back to the game, all in all it's about 30 seconds and that's a lifetime in this game especially on this map. I told them my game crashed to desktop and I was fighting against Dep and Framerboss or Farmerboss something like that. Farmer said "Nah you lost coz you went to early for the attack" I was like dude you aren't half the player I am trust me you got LUCKY! 🤣🤣 It still took both of them ages to get me out 1vs2 I kept rebuilding my MCV's and pumping out War Fac and Tanks, they'd destroy and I'd rebuild. Then he tries to talk shit as it's 1vs2 and I'm Allies and they're soviet and my game crashed? haha

I don't think he'll ask again! 🤣🤣

What the hell was Green complaining about? You didn't block the entrance he could have built out using Silos or Tesla etc? What a whining noob! Luckily for you HMP is Smeagle9! 🤣🤣 And Dep, man he never seems to get any better at this map even though he plays it 100 times a day! lol Still, gg against two! 👍👍

I really love those quick matches. Very divertissant 😊

I wondered how long it would take you notice you had ZERO ground units left! haha it locked and then you added MORE to them! 🤦‍♂🤦‍♂

Your biggest weakness is your inability to defend against infiltration. I'm seeing it each game time and time again. It's obvious what they're going to do, as soon as Orange sent Tanks to open up the base he told you exactly what his game plan was. Although happy farm always uses the same tactic so you should know already. Taking two minutes to put a line of Anti-Air along the wall will save you 10 minutes getting them out! Know your enemy! If it's happy farm or kaneda spring etc... place lots of Anti-Air so they cannot fly a Chinook in because it's exactly what they'll do. If players let you know their game plan they are easy to defeat, but only if you act on the information you have. If you don't then it's as good as not having it. So once you knew Chinooks were incoming and defended accordingly they spend a lot of time and effort building Engineers and Chinooks etc.. only to have them wiped out, whilst you're busy building Power, Tesla and War Factory. Green was poor at the start and it was almost 2vs3 at the beginning, this set you back and allowed them to get the upper hand. The infiltrations were just the icing on the cake. Once the build limit was reached it's over as you can do nothing, it crashing was probably the best result. Still fun to watch and gives you practice. 👍👍

Meh fk the quitter

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he folded faster than paper in an origami class! newwarrior challenging someone to a 1v1.... comedy gold! 🤣🤣

haha this was a damn comedy! Smeagle9 is still utterly shit and he's trying to give orders like he's the boss, you should have told him him to stfu! Then he says he'll leave to make it fair! hahahaha Sweet Jesus if he left it would make no difference whatsoever he built like 10 buildings! 🤣🤣 To think they could do 2vs4 is comical, especially with you and boss26 on the other side, they never stood a chance? Ok, they figured you had Smeagle9 so he doesn't count but still, 2vs3 with you and boss26? they must be high! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I challenge you to a 1v1

You did a lot better this game. Better placement of War Factory in initial build faze so MCV's don't travel far, you're learning! However..... lol.... You don't use `Select All Units` enough! I know that might sound strange as I tell you not to use it too much but you don't use it enough. It's a very useful command if used correctly. You're spending too much time trying to select different groups, for instance when you first engaged Cyan you should be instructing all units to go to a point on the map (where you're fighting) then continue to fight with the units you have there. Then you have units streaming in towards the battle. Also, when Cyan was building out, you had lots of opportunities to stop him easy as you had Tesla around where he was building and you didn't use them. When you did try and use them you selected them 1 at a time? Select a Tesla, hold shift then select another Tesla and select as many as are in range! Then they all fire at once and stop his Flame Turret dead in its tracks. The build limit saved you because if it didn't reach the limit you were never stopping Cyan because as you kill a building he's already placed another and you are always chasing. Another tactic to stop this is Q move your Tanks so that as you're firing on his building your Tanks are moving into the area where he needs to pace his next building and it blocks it. Fun game to watch though you were a lot better this game.

Smashed it. Haven't seen Mr. Jones play in a while! Stats showing him second to bottom but was crucial in the victory, doesn't seem fair some how!

Dude, how can you not notice you aren't building Tanks for 10 minutes!!!! You simply can NOT do that in this game. If facing any top players you'd be dead in no time!

I've tried to comment on this 3 times and every time it just disappears. So if 3 identical comments appear you know why, TH-cam is f&^cked!

It's good job it was superbit, he's a complete noob. I timed it because it was THAT long before you remembered to build Tanks, 5 minutes, 5 whole minutes of not building Tanks! How are you not realising you've only got about 20 units left? 🤦‍♀🤦‍♀ I'd have wiped him out in less time than you weren't building Tanks for! 🤣🤣 It's good practice but lots to work on like placement of War Factory when producing MCV's, ignoring groups of his units moving to your North and not setting up a defence at your main base etc... But the main problem that is the thing you need to fix above all else is how you instruct your units to attack. You're still instructing them to attack a building and that's your biggest mistake. Once that building goes down ALL your units just stop dead. Instruct your units to move to a point on the map where the enemy building is, then select current units on screen to attack that building. Once the building goes down all your units are still moving to that location then just keep selecting your units every 10 seconds or so to a point on the map then repeat selecting current units and just continue to target buildings and this way you have a constant stream of units coming in all the time. If you REALLY need to select to attack a building then at least Q attack and that keeps them moving. This would be select all units, instruct to attack then hold Q and move. Then when the building goes down the units continue to move to that point. But it's much easier to use the first method I describe as this involves less selecting of all units and risking the unit lock.

First❤

haha I wonder who that was as $meagle9! 😂😂 How dare they steal my nickname for him! lol I had the real Eagle9 on my side on this map 10 minutes ago, Jesus he's utterly useless. I was at their entrance fighting 3 of them waiting for back up that never came. Sparkydatank was another team mate that did ok but Smeagle9 is just another level useless. He was trying to give us 2 instructions on what to do hahaha

Fuck red for quitting, basically half your games on this map will have you hunkering to look for a comeback.

Played a very similar game today on the same map except they did feel like bunkering. It was soooo tedious. We completely smashed them back to their base and had them pinned but the build limit! It was so slow going trying to get in I just gave up in the end because I had to go and it was just boring. They wouldn't give up and were making us take at least an hour for the victory, it's not that important to me to be honest! 🤣🤣

Well, good job.

Yeah happy farm super frustrating with his chinook attacks. Hes a very sneaky player but once you neutralize his sneak attack he doesn’t have many more tricks in he bag. Still a good player

They never stood a chance, but, I'm going to break down why you were (and are in your other games) far too slow at the beginning. It's a VERY easy fix. Firstly, you built two Harvesters and that massively impacted your first MCV but I've never seen you do this before so I'm assuming that was a one off. Ok, on to your issue that you do in almost every game you play. Go to 3:20 and look where you're placing your War Factory's. You then build a Radar (wasting time don't build that yet) and then a Tech Centre, again, forget that yet! Critically though you place your fourth, fifth and sixth War Factory in completely the wrong place at 3:37. You need to be placing them to the bottom of your base where you have space, and crucially, once you build these this you move onto build FAR too many Ore Refinery and all your MCV's are producing with absolutely nowhere to deploy! If you'd placed your War Factory to the South you'd have had open space to deploy them instantly. At around 4:03 I was sat here like, build a damn War Factory to the South ffs! 🤣🤣 But you kept on building Ore Refinery after Ore refinery when you had lots of resources! Players like myself, aCheshii, Slaughterhouse etc would be on you before you got out of your base. This build is good enough against the regular players like equipt2win, Baraman, Cokie_Tuk_tuk etc... but against the fastest most elite players it's not going to work. Trust me, you are good enough to perfect the start and be a lot faster if you work on it.

He really didn't want to give up! haha

This map is crazy. I played it twice today and just uploaded one of the games. I forgot to record it so had to do observer view and I was gutted because I got a full map vision crate. It was also a 2vs4 and as soon as I got that crate it was game over I smashed them in a few minutes! 🤣