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HFY Vengeance
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Welcome to HFY Vengeance: Where Humanity Shines Across the Cosmos!
Dive into "Humanity, F*** Yeah!" sci-fi, celebrating human ingenuity and spirit in the face of cosmic challenges. At HFY Vengeance, we bring you stories where humans aren't just survivors-we're the heroes of the galactic stage.
What to Expect:
Epic tales of human bravery and resilience
First Contact scenarios showcasing our unique perspective
Humans as mysterious ancients or galaxy-shaking newcomers
Exploration of human creativity and ethics in alien contexts
Regular uploads of narrated HFY stories
From outsmarting ancient AI to befriending tentacled aliens, HFY Vengeance is your home for sci-fi that puts humanity in the spotlight. Subscribe now and join our community of cosmic explorers as we remind the universe why humanity is a force to be reckoned with-one story at a time!
#HFY #ScienceFiction #SpaceOpera #HumanityFuckYeah #CosmicTales
Dive into "Humanity, F*** Yeah!" sci-fi, celebrating human ingenuity and spirit in the face of cosmic challenges. At HFY Vengeance, we bring you stories where humans aren't just survivors-we're the heroes of the galactic stage.
What to Expect:
Epic tales of human bravery and resilience
First Contact scenarios showcasing our unique perspective
Humans as mysterious ancients or galaxy-shaking newcomers
Exploration of human creativity and ethics in alien contexts
Regular uploads of narrated HFY stories
From outsmarting ancient AI to befriending tentacled aliens, HFY Vengeance is your home for sci-fi that puts humanity in the spotlight. Subscribe now and join our community of cosmic explorers as we remind the universe why humanity is a force to be reckoned with-one story at a time!
#HFY #ScienceFiction #SpaceOpera #HumanityFuckYeah #CosmicTales
The Galactic Council Demanded Submission… Humanity Walked Away Instead | HFY Stories
The mighty Galactic Council 🛸-rulers of thousands of star systems-expected Earth to surrender like every other civilization before them. Their ultimatum was clear: Submit or be annihilated. But there was one problem…
Humanity didn’t care. 🤷♂️
While the aliens unleashed terrifying threats, deployed battle fleets, and initiated bureaucratic warfare, humans continued with their daily lives-scrolling social media, arguing about taxes, and completely ignoring the invasion. Even when the warships darkened the skies, Earth’s greatest response was… mild inconvenience.
From fast-food managers unimpressed by warlords 🍔💀 to traffic jams stopping the first wave of alien occupation 🚕👽, the invaders quickly realized something horrifying:
They weren’t feared.
They weren’t resisted.
They were being completely ignored. 😨
For the first time in history, the most powerful empire in the galaxy was forced into an embarrassing retreat-not by battle, not by diplomacy… but by humanity’s sheer, unshakable indifference.
And that was just the beginning. Because soon, the entire galaxy believed that Earth was the most terrifying force in the universe. 💀🌍
How did humans turn absolute laziness into ultimate power? Watch now to find out.
👥 Characters Featuring in This Story:
👑 Supreme Envoy Rzzkt’pkl - The insectoid overlord of the Galactic Council, who expected Earth to crumble in submission but instead experienced the worst diplomatic crisis of his life. His grand speeches, terrifying ultimatums, and desperate threats were all met with… total silence. This was NOT in the invasion manual.
💀 The Galactic Council - A bureaucratic nightmare of a ruling body that can conquer planets with a single memo… but struggles when faced with a species that refuses to check their emails.
🚕 New York Taxi Driver - Witnessed the first wave of alien troops landing in the middle of a traffic jam and proceeded to yell at them for blocking the road. May or may not have scared an entire platoon back into orbit.
🍔 Dave (Fast-Food Manager) - Unfazed by heavily armed extraterrestrial warriors, Dave's only concern was inventory spreadsheets and whether the ice cream machine was broken again. Alien threats ranked below “teenage employees not showing up on time.”
📱 Doug - A random human who accidentally saved Earth by calling the Supreme Envoy and threatening to have the entire planet prank call their fleet into submission. Also introduced the galaxy to humanity’s deadliest weapon: unsolicited feet pictures.
🤯 The Rest of Humanity - Too busy working, complaining about bills, and debating irrelevant topics online to notice an ongoing intergalactic war. Officially undefeated in warfare through the power of willful ignorance.
🌌 The Galaxy - Now convinced that Earth is an unstoppable deathworld that vaporized the most feared empire without even trying. Entire species are now sending peace offerings to avoid angering the terrifying overlords of Planet Indifference.
Humanity didn’t care. 🤷♂️
While the aliens unleashed terrifying threats, deployed battle fleets, and initiated bureaucratic warfare, humans continued with their daily lives-scrolling social media, arguing about taxes, and completely ignoring the invasion. Even when the warships darkened the skies, Earth’s greatest response was… mild inconvenience.
From fast-food managers unimpressed by warlords 🍔💀 to traffic jams stopping the first wave of alien occupation 🚕👽, the invaders quickly realized something horrifying:
They weren’t feared.
They weren’t resisted.
They were being completely ignored. 😨
For the first time in history, the most powerful empire in the galaxy was forced into an embarrassing retreat-not by battle, not by diplomacy… but by humanity’s sheer, unshakable indifference.
And that was just the beginning. Because soon, the entire galaxy believed that Earth was the most terrifying force in the universe. 💀🌍
How did humans turn absolute laziness into ultimate power? Watch now to find out.
👥 Characters Featuring in This Story:
👑 Supreme Envoy Rzzkt’pkl - The insectoid overlord of the Galactic Council, who expected Earth to crumble in submission but instead experienced the worst diplomatic crisis of his life. His grand speeches, terrifying ultimatums, and desperate threats were all met with… total silence. This was NOT in the invasion manual.
💀 The Galactic Council - A bureaucratic nightmare of a ruling body that can conquer planets with a single memo… but struggles when faced with a species that refuses to check their emails.
🚕 New York Taxi Driver - Witnessed the first wave of alien troops landing in the middle of a traffic jam and proceeded to yell at them for blocking the road. May or may not have scared an entire platoon back into orbit.
🍔 Dave (Fast-Food Manager) - Unfazed by heavily armed extraterrestrial warriors, Dave's only concern was inventory spreadsheets and whether the ice cream machine was broken again. Alien threats ranked below “teenage employees not showing up on time.”
📱 Doug - A random human who accidentally saved Earth by calling the Supreme Envoy and threatening to have the entire planet prank call their fleet into submission. Also introduced the galaxy to humanity’s deadliest weapon: unsolicited feet pictures.
🤯 The Rest of Humanity - Too busy working, complaining about bills, and debating irrelevant topics online to notice an ongoing intergalactic war. Officially undefeated in warfare through the power of willful ignorance.
🌌 The Galaxy - Now convinced that Earth is an unstoppable deathworld that vaporized the most feared empire without even trying. Entire species are now sending peace offerings to avoid angering the terrifying overlords of Planet Indifference.
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A Committee The Most Dangerous Thing in the Universe??? A HUMAN Committee perhaps
If they Love our Memes, Then They’ll REALLY Love TH-cam Videos😂
Funny and tongue in cheek. Clever and a dry sense of humor. I enjoyed it.
"They look like angry walking pineapples".. Best alien description ever.
At 5:42 you hear them mention "The Florida Incident.". Heck that story has been going round the backwood folk live on the edge of the big swamp. What the boys did with them fellers I can't say. But I did hear there was some probing going on. This is Florida.
lol, never underestimate humanity's stupidity. It can break any advance alien armada :))) Cool story :)
i laughed so hard through out the entire video. Oh what a hilarious alien invasion turned “not an invasion”!
Best informative .
I laugh so hard at these 😂
Wow, it´s been a long time since some fiction made me actually angry with the main characters.
Omg this is priceless 😅😅😅
Set their sun on fire 😂😂😂. This one was funny.
That alien species should experience what genacide feels like
“Put the ship in reverse” hahaha 😂😂 A talking lizard trying to sell car insurance. Heheheh lol.
If the narration was likely different, this could have actually been a creepy pasta. Lmao
"Can't miss your new videos! The scene at 2:30 was so moving! 💔"
Stupid, but amusing. Thumbs up.
Lol wait till they find out about Australia or the two triangle areas so bad it is maybe a class 14 area of a human no go area.
At least it wasn't Waffle House
Go Greg! Wrestler of wriggley children. Conqueror of stuck jar lids. Awesome!😂
The boy kicking the soccer ball has no leggg lol!!! Yet the story is hilarious ahahha!
👍 This was fun 😂🎉😂. Thanks, I needed something like this.👍
AI script, AI narrator. However there is a good vein of humor running through it. So a very rare thumbs up.
This was cute and inane
Love these comedy ones they definitely make me laugh
I love how overly dramatic it is for the most mundane things.
I’m beginning to think humans are a menace to the galaxy. LOL
Hey all, subscribe and thumbs up! Cuz I like this channel. 😊
aaahh! I love this one. So freakin hilarious. Those aliens are soo frustrated with the humans. Trap the aliens in a Costco and give them free food! Sold them an air fryer, too And an alien named “JibNob”! Hahah LOL and spending way too much time watching these videos 😂
Ilse 7 is now my fav ilse 😂😂😂😂
"That ship is held together with chewing gum and lies" Oh my god, been laughing so hard :))))))))))))))))) GREAT FUN story
I miss Florida😝
@@timrodgers8551 Me too. But it's so darn expensive. And the tourists. I don't miss that.
This is a hilarious story.
Lol, why does everyone hate Florida...we're not THAT bad lol😂😂😂😂
I just moved from the keys to Indiana. Have to say, that this place is the trashiest place I have ever seen. More homeless people than in the keys. More trash on the ground. And I mean everywhere. Luckily it's right across the Ohio River from Louisville. And my sister is 6 miles away. And the restaurants... Holy smokes! There's this one place called Dragon Kings Daughter. They have extraordinary Japanese and Italian cuisine. It's just crazy good. If you ever make it this far north, I highly recommend it.
No not that bad but much worse :) Kidding. Lived there for 3 years, beginning of the 90s when everything was cheap. Great but missed the mountains.
I got drunk as hell down there it was amazing, i didn't end up in jail. It took 3 days to sober up. That was when fireball whiskey was just making it to the bars. Ya all are a hoot!
Sounds like lord beerus
I'm hungry
Funny!!
Thank u for this story 😊
Thank u for this story 😊
Really enjoyed this! Someone please make a movie of this.
A enjoyable story.
Stop with siping coffee!!! Siping and alien sounding cocktail.
They have a stop saying coffee in every story.. Beer is not real as well. Once in a while you should maybe say coffee..
Funny
Even though this is narrated by AI, the writer is obviously human. And hilarious!
I am a super human hahaha Thanks for the comment!
Sentient Jellyfish Classic. Brilliant humour
Jumped the shark. Lol
awsome😂😂
very good thank you
I gott ask, how do you set a sun on fire??😂😂
Nuclear Fusion? 🤔
@J.Castle I thought of that but maybe that could kinda be the way to put it out? Like fighting fire with fire.
@@maryannweitzel5636dont think. Just enjoy. 😂