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Deleted Intro Sketch | Django Gold Stand-Up Comedy
The filmed-and-edited-but-ultimately-deleted opening sketch to my debut stand-up special BAG OF TRICKS. Shout-out to my crew and several different horses.
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Django Gold: Bag of Tricks - Full Stand-Up Special
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R u restarted
I stopped going to concerts because all my favorite bands are either retired, in a nursing home or dead. I'm old.
F ticket master
NAH....Ticketmaster is a monopoly....They need to be taken down...
No. Nope. TicketMaster is a svam. And those damn fees? Nah. That's the cost of business. If you can't afford it, go broke. Someone else will fill the void.
Not to mention that Ticketmaster employees get to buy and resell tickets themselves.
Absolutely dripping with sarcasm. I love it! It's also exactly what ticket master deserves.
Fuck ticketmaster!
I'm 67 years old Ticketmaster was a scam when I was 17, and it's still a scam today.
For those wondering: Yes he is sarcasitic BUT ALSO it is true the DOJ is trying to break up ticketmaster
Lmao. I had like 3 separate moments of 'is he serious??' Ending with, 'oh thank God, he's just hilarious'😂
Ni, he's an earnest lamer.
Oh thank god this was a joke I thought he was seri6at first.
You’re joking right?
You had me going on the first 5th...
I love the pure sarcasm here😂
Hahaha! Nope nope nope
Ticketmaster is a corrupt monopoly
If everybody would just give me a dollar I wouldn't have to worry about anything anymore may even be able to support a family
And what Ticketmaster...?
You do it. Raise your own money
😂
Is this satire?
LMAO
Ticketmaster just sells the tickets on other sites for a huge markup. They could stop the scalpers if they actually cared about the people going to the concerts.
Ye but ticket master essentially owns the entire ticket market which allows them to make tickets so expensive but if they go away and let's say about 4-5 new companies come in it'll more than likely reduce the price of tickets a bit due to the industry finally getting competition honestly the same thing needs to happen in the printer market
LOL
I like how theres another fee added to the total when you look away
Every other app ive bought tickets from aside from seatgeek has sent them to my ticketmaster account Its fucked how much power they have
😂😂
lolololo fukkkk ticket master they are the reason shows that used to be $25 a ticket are now $175
Oh good this is satire :)
LOL. This is great.
This one’s funny.
Poor Ticketmaster 😞
the Service Fee for a Ticketmaster donation makes total sense lol
I saw livenation and was like "oh hell no, I hope they go under" then I got the joke, good stuff, had me fuming at the start
now why would i help them ?
The video is ironic
Because you can👍😅
Woooooosh
You wouldn't. That's the point of the video. Fuck them. Your irony meter is broken.
Thought you were serious for a second
Lol service fee to a charity not give it away?
Im old. Im getting used to it. I kinda like it.
Ive been to prison. I dont want to go back
I always found the irony of a bomb in a pressure cooker just too on the nose. I mean, it's a guy who's obviously under a great deal of pressure...
These are actually really accurate 👍
Starring Timothee Chalamet as 'the kid'
60lbs of pure violence
Like him but not for this role
You had me at "Adapted"
To live today is a chore
Instant fan!
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I'v only heard whispers about the second ghost tower... The thing on the end is a veggie btw.
2:34 Dude is pushing his gf’s hand from his shoulder!! Dafuk 😂
Actually he’s speaking the truth!! Do people already know who’s underneath the mask most people wearing? It’s not that hard! 😉
That's life in the big city 😂😂😂
Totally stupid