For a millenia, Bronze elo was considered freelo to many! But to the few, it's a way of life...To the few, it's called Calvinlow!
And today....Calvinlow has its master that finally AWAKENS! THE MASTER OF CALVINLOW IS DONE WANKING OFF IN CALVINLOW! HE WANTS TO GET THE FUCK OUT! BUT WILL HE EVER GET OUT?! rofl xd
Legendary player 'FF1 Kralvin' is NA's current Rank #1 pisslow pisssuck pisstrash top laner within the depths of Calvinlow. During his prime years, he's fought alongside and against many nameless and highly renowned dipshit soy ass veteran-level Calvinlow players. Every elo has its kings, and within Calvinlow, FF1 Kralvin is who remains currently. His mild autism also remains.
Music outro by FF1 JAW
(Thank you again jason)
Note to viewer:
i make these videos to improve my mental health, its funny to me and thats all it matters. im not trying to provoke or prove anything to anyone, i just wanna make a funny video for myself to watch in my spare time, i need more happiness in my life rn and i just wanna make something goofy. Lastly, if youre in NA bronze elo, i'll see you soooooon...