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Well there’s no washing machines in most DND settings, so SOMEONE’s gotta steal people’s left socks.

Chaotic lawful

So... Sounds like 2001 to me, this is terrible to say, but i say it as a joke

I have really enjoyed the content I've read. However, I despise how she holds a microphone.

I'm memorinizin

Hey at least you can have wheelchairs and top surgery scars in your lore without appearing completely deranged. We all know how important narcissistic identity trinkets are to the modern audience.

This happens almost everytime because my tiny cat rouge is busted at like level 2

"alright here's what happened: Party consisting of a fighter bird person with 18 hp, wizard war forged with 15 hp, and me, the kobold rouge with 8 hp, all of us at lvl 1. Party starts combat with 5 or so people, one of which clearly the leader. I try to end things diplomatically, with no success. Bird misses most of there attacks, was forged does a little damage, even taking out one of the hostiles, but goes down to a shocking grasp later on due to weakness against lighting. Bird gets there tail handed to them throughout the entire fight and gets down to 1 hp exactly towards the end. Meanwhile im literally jumping from person to person getting guaranteed hits from the DM sense im standing on the persons shoulders, and one tapping the people because of the sneak attack rouge thing. after taking out everyone but the leader, the bird grabs the leader, flies as high as they can, and drops them instantly ending the fight. After a lengthy discussion over 'would chest compressions work on a war forged', we decided it would. I resesitated the war forged, gained the 'CHEST COMPRESSIONS, CHEST COMPRESSIONS CHEST COMPRESSIONS' annually, and we took a long rest. We later learned that the DM accidentally had the sorcerer casting at the 9th level instead of the third. It was everyone's (including the DMs) first game, and we all made it out alive so no one was really bothered. Best part is that I had intended on my character being a relatively side character with a few great stealth related moments, even telling the party before hand that I wouldn't be much help in a fight. All in all, 10/10 main character moment. would recommend." - Dr. S.W.

Jelly squid . I have no idea what you’re talking about but it’s kind of interesting and like friends like you when I was younger that would be cool.

Carol the wild magic barbarian who just finalized her divorce from the river lord. She is ready to have her rage girl summer🎉

I had a oneshot where they had two options for minibosses. One was the quest giver who was tricking the party into killing a dragon for him since he was strong but not strong enough to kill them on his own. The other was the giant dragon who actually was the rightful head priest of the religion the temple was for. Thankfully, I gave him "Control Animal" because as soon as they learned the dragon was friendly, the party brought the scam artist quest giver to talk things out between the two. So rather than one of the bosses teaming up with them to defeat the other, they had to fight both while being careful not to hurt the dragon.

The half imaginary human character being cooked up, Cause they father decided to go into the Deep Ethereal and get it on with his own thought be like:

Now that is some bladesinger shit if ive ever seen it 😂

Bro, it's been so long since I've seen Casper, I forgot about this mf.

Me after dnd

As a Druid, every spell requires concentration, yet I still forget, in my soon 20 sessions I have remembered to make concentration saves 1 session

"Hang on, I've cast two concentration spells" everyone ever at some point

I keep track of hits taken, so id just roll in the open each check. Chances are, i have warcaster anyway.

Theres two kinds of dk reactions to this: „Ok you take more than full damage now“ „Ok you know what you can cast it even more times now but I’ll add the risk of it doing absolutely everything so that we get more funny interactions lol“

You got so distracted you forgot to stop being concentrated, this is some true wizardry

Well played, DM, well played.

Every time I move out range for witchs bolt

When there's a lull in convo, just apologize to the GM and keep track of it for the future, if the GM is a little unforgiving they'll have you roll concentration for those past rounds. A bad GM would take it personally and try and punish you for it.

Bro the wizard in my party did this

Just slyly try to keep using it and see if the dm notices

this happens to me. i'm the DM....

Every time... Oops...

had a nightmare i was an android copy of a personal smashing burrowing parasites burrowing into my skin and the skin of those around me. I could FEEL them beneath my artificial skin, crawling on my circuits. It was in a walmart.

I mean...if its genuine it'll land better than any pick up line i think. Thank you

Didnt expect to blush while doomscrolling. I think im on fire?

Well... Their only mistake here was playing a ranger...

When you give the party a 5 and under puzzle and it take them an hour to figure it out

Why is this so accurate 😭😭

Why is this so real!?

Nat 20

I saw the bell and was like "Is this the old kingdom?"

I didn’t even finish the trailer before deciding it was a dumpster fire

*My strength based Goliath Paladin, who has been itching to use his Moonbeam for something other than entertainment* My time has come…

This show is garbage

this 🎉really do be a bruh moment

Yeahhh

Im trying to learn too

WISH I WAS THERE 😭

Like for real! Let me focus on which spell to cast!

CAAAAAAAAARRRRRRLLLLL⚡️⚡️⚡️

"This, is a Homebrew Podcast" (me) This is me blazing up, strapping-in & taking notes, bishnizzaz. HaRoooo⚡️

Why do you always have it?

Everytime Yuji cries I get emotional. I love the decision to make him in touch with his emotions

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