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this was when the Onion was still funny

i love this song

Where’s hooked on phonics when we need it ?

Reminder that this guy, despite not knowing "what a faskist (as he pronounced it) is" is absolutely ideologically a fascist.

I dont like how 7 years ago is 2017, it should be 2013 at the latest

Every space man knows you just gotta have Space Ho's Even space girls know it You get a big delight, in every bite Delicious, cream-filled, Space Ho's, taste out of this world With luscious creamy inside, soft cake outside You get a big delight, in every bite Yup, smart space men always have plenty of good Ho's Wherever they go, Ho's! How they gave his own show to Tad Ghostal Any given second he could go mad postal Stay wavin' that power band space cannon And have the nerve to jump in the face, of Race Bannon And punked out; luckily he deaded it And guess who's the schmuck whose credited with editing it? Your man Moltar, the cop out Ain't have no other career choice, he dropped out Since when the Way-Outs included Zorak Way back he used to rub his thorax in Borax I'm not the one that sold him to it If he won't admit it, I'm not gonna hold him to it It's all love and no hate though For all that, the Villain need to get his own late show Do a monologue and jest with the guests Madlib, switch the beat and walk him to the desk With Danger holding down the control room Late again returning from commercial, "I told you, DOOM" Early, he's on B.P.T. Catch him on public, access free TV And we're back, live on the air with Brak So Brak, how your man got a show that's so whack? And have you ever thought to work with Err and Ignignokt an' them? And do you got enough oxygen from this toxic phlegm? Another sec', his neck woulda got flames Mouse switched the screen to some hot dames Tonight's audience will receive miscreant video games And fifteen seconds of fame, pitiful lames It's just a shame; I'm zonin' Competin' for the same prime time slot as Conan No dummy, Ichigawa Announcement free lunch to any stunt who lets me plow her In the shower for an hour, the kids 'sposed to be asleep Or else, to join it sound like Road Runner, beep (Beep) Later this week: Big Ben Klingon After him there's no one else we could afford to bring on Keep it ghetto And let 'em know, B.Y.O.B. from the get go I'd like to propose a toast To the grossest host, Space Ho's coast to coast That destructo ray's a played out gag And the cape and the pants suit, lookin' like a straight out- Dag, don't mean to sound crunchy Hit a honey from the back and crumpled up her scrunchie A light snack, hungry munchie Felt a funny hunch that she told him donkey punch me Tomorrow it's Father Guido Sarducci Father MC, and Charo "Coochie Coochie" With her new best seller, "Who You Call a Hoochie?" A proud sponsor of the snoochie boochie noochies Look Leela eyeball to eyeballs And find out how to get inside them sugar pie walls Our next guest a real cutey specimen And she's startin' to get a little booty, Miss Judy Jetson So Judy: boxers, briefs or fig leaf? As you know I wear my boxers so my big- Oh, cue the rapper tell him bring what little he got Up against the Villy, it's really not diddly-squat Until they head hurts, when it come to wreck Crews is like them dudes in red shirts off Star Trek He Kirk, he Spock, he McCoy Been b-boy, since you jerks first squeezed toys Born to be the host with the most When it's on it's on, Space Ho's, coast to coast

This video is a love letter

smartest right winger

Ofc he's american 🦅🦅🦅

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If he wont admit it im not gonna hold him to it

So he doesn't know basic shit?

I love how the only name he gets right is the american one 0:51

The few times I met an illiterate or dyslexic person, I never felt the impulse to mock/deride them. (They were poor villagers, with no real access to education). For the first time in my life, I’m laughing at someone who clearly can’t read, or understand what little he CAN read). And I don’t feel guilty about it AT ALL! 🤣

Behold the median voter

Smartest Trump voter:

this guy just got name dropped in the president’s victory speech i hate it here

smartest MAGA voter

Now I see why the US averages a 6th grade reading level.

Most influential 3rd grader in the country

Smartest Trumper I have ever seen. Wow!

Average Trump Voter

This man was shouted out in a presidential victory speech. It’s joever 😂😂😂😂

Just to recap: This guy *interviewed* and *supported* a "fasscist". And, he was just mentioned in Trump's victory speech. Though, those things aren't even the *_worst_* part about him. No, based on his support and mention at the speech, this man _might_ just be in a second Trump Administration. This country's a fucking joke.

Not to protect him but i have dyslexia too, and it doesn’t make me illiterate.

The Median Voter

We have been failed by the modern school system in the USA.

This guy was mentioned in Trump's victory speech. America is beyond fucked. It's beyond a South Park AND GTA Radio parody combined.

These people are in charge now BTW.

This boy was just given a shoutout in a presidential victory speech...

These are the people voting in favor of Trump.

This guy was shouted out at Trumps victory speech :) Ah, America…

This guy just got a shoutout from Dana White at Trump's election victory speech. We are doomed.

This guy interviewed a former president

The failure of our education system

Music name

No hate but bro grew up speaking and reading English and he reads slower then an immigrant in 5th grade.

Donald Trump's smartest voter

You know what the real bummer is? Not only is this literally 90% of my male acquaintances, they all somehow have deep rooted political beliefs anyways.

Space ghost'''s teal name is Tad coalstool??

My hero mf doom

I think he legit reads at a second grade level.

These people get food and water everyday

20 percent of Americans graduating from high school today are functionally illiterate, as per a study conducted by the Obama administration. The teachers' unions' desperation to maintain their petty lifestyles despite the perpetually intensifying homelessness rate is to blame. Keep re-reading what I just said until you understand its gravity. Use an ai learning tool for help if that's not a possibility. Then use that same ai learning tool to help you comprehend the contents of the autobiography entitled Life and Adventures of Nat Love. You owe it to yourself, in my humble opinion.

Fuckin Charlie from It’s Always Sunny reading ass

"America's craving some DOOM, here you go." Would be such a good sample

he's so smart ❤ i want to be just like him 🤗

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No wonder zoomers are so bricked. They idolize someone who can't read three syllable words.

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