I've been a huge fan of Brian Regan for years...and I sincerely hope that he's having the same impact on newer listeners as he did on me. I STILL quote many of his lines in social situations, and borrow many of his vocal mannerisms when telling stories. His material is pure gold 😂
“It comes with a turnip and a spork” and “you have this much room and you have a dead yak”; I am listening to this in an airport lounge and laughing so hard I’m crying. 😂
I was on an American airline to the Republic of China and our aircraft had just landed. The flight attendant had gotten on the speaker to tell everyone to remain seated until to the gate. You’d think that she had said to stand up in unison, fight over positioning to grab their 900 pounds of luggage and bum rush the door.
After the plane reaches the gate, and the seat belt sign goes off, the people at the back of the plane think they're getting off before everyone in front of the plane. SIT DOWN YOU JACKASS!
Frankly flying is a necessary evil. I don’t like it at all. First you have to go through the gestapo after you get through that crap and you get to walk about half a mile to where the gate might be on the first try we don’t know about whether or not will show up or the airplane will show up, never never never playing craps
The last time I flew, it was on a Japanese ANA domestic flight from Osaka-Itami to Miyazaki (the capital of Miyazaki Prefecture). It was a single-class, 90-minute hop. My wife and I arrived an hour prior to departure, like any experienced traveller would. There were very few other passengers there, even though the flight was sold out. People trickled in over a period of about 45 minutes. No one lounged on the floor or laid themselves across four seats in the waiting area. Everyone sat reading or listening to music. Finally, with about 12 minutes to go before scheduled departure, the gate attendants announced the boarding procedure. Everyone collected their luggage, lined up in accordance with the announced order, then moved with purpose onto the aircraft. All of the passengers quickly stowed their carry-on luggage, sat down, fastened their seat belts and waited patiently. The flight left ON TIME.
He missed one. After the plane lands please remain seated till we're parked at the gate. **Wheel barely touches** everyone jumps up and starts grabbing bags.
This has happened to me several times. I've seen the guy numerous times over the past 30 years, including on our honeymoon. Within 7 years of noticing that this guy can bring me to the point of a migraine-type headache, via laughter, I was diagnosed with a brain tumor. Surgery, followed by the "all clear" diagnosis has me crediting Regan's routines as having saved my life.
“You don’t see all these people jammed up, waiting on you? You don’t see any of that? Oh this is YOUR world! it’s all about YOU! You let us know when YOU’RE all set, caption YOU planet.”
I've been a huge fan of Brian Regan for years...and I sincerely hope that he's having the same impact on newer listeners as he did on me. I STILL quote many of his lines in social situations, and borrow many of his vocal mannerisms when telling stories. His material is pure gold 😂
Fucking human being, like he said fu:$:!ing embarrassing to be one of them.
I'll bet Brian was a hoot in high school.
"Bring me a head of a pig" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:32 He sounds a lot like Heisenberg!
I love Brian Regan!
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“It comes with a turnip and a spork” and “you have this much room and you have a dead yak”; I am listening to this in an airport lounge and laughing so hard I’m crying. 😂
He is soo funny
😂
I was on an American airline to the Republic of China and our aircraft had just landed. The flight attendant had gotten on the speaker to tell everyone to remain seated until to the gate. You’d think that she had said to stand up in unison, fight over positioning to grab their 900 pounds of luggage and bum rush the door.
Turnip and a spork 🤣
He nails it. Soo true
After the plane reaches the gate, and the seat belt sign goes off, the people at the back of the plane think they're getting off before everyone in front of the plane. SIT DOWN YOU JACKASS!
Please translate into Japanese.💞
Frankly flying is a necessary evil. I don’t like it at all. First you have to go through the gestapo after you get through that crap and you get to walk about half a mile to where the gate might be on the first try we don’t know about whether or not will show up or the airplane will show up, never never never playing craps
The info “ricocheting” off their foreheads - BAHAHAHAHA
Absolutely great comedian...love you!
“They have fiddles in the over head rack up there”😂😂
This is the 20 th time I’ve watched this n I’m still keeling over laughing👍
3:57 Gervais just stole this bit for his recent Netflix special.
Brian Regan is the GOAT. He makes standup comedy look absolutely effortless. He and Norm MacDonald (rip) are/were on a completely different level.
He’s a genius
“you let us know when you’re all set, captain you planet.”🤣🤣🤣🤣
I find cold fish head eaten with a spork to be a refreshing change from my usual culinary routine.
That was great 😂
Every once in a while I gotta watch this… drying my eyes out as I speak 😢 and life is good again.
i wish i was alive and sentient 16 years ago, all the funny people were there back then
Wishin'...Wishin upon a star. 😂😂😂
The last time I flew, it was on a Japanese ANA domestic flight from Osaka-Itami to Miyazaki (the capital of Miyazaki Prefecture). It was a single-class, 90-minute hop. My wife and I arrived an hour prior to departure, like any experienced traveller would. There were very few other passengers there, even though the flight was sold out. People trickled in over a period of about 45 minutes. No one lounged on the floor or laid themselves across four seats in the waiting area. Everyone sat reading or listening to music. Finally, with about 12 minutes to go before scheduled departure, the gate attendants announced the boarding procedure. Everyone collected their luggage, lined up in accordance with the announced order, then moved with purpose onto the aircraft. All of the passengers quickly stowed their carry-on luggage, sat down, fastened their seat belts and waited patiently. The flight left ON TIME.
His facial expressions and voice inflections are terrific.
It’s fun to fly!
"The coach bathrooms are located at Newark Airport...concourse "C"!!!!😊
So true still today
He missed one. After the plane lands please remain seated till we're parked at the gate. **Wheel barely touches** everyone jumps up and starts grabbing bags.
I have a migraine now from laughing so hard.
This has happened to me several times. I've seen the guy numerous times over the past 30 years, including on our honeymoon. Within 7 years of noticing that this guy can bring me to the point of a migraine-type headache, via laughter, I was diagnosed with a brain tumor. Surgery, followed by the "all clear" diagnosis has me crediting Regan's routines as having saved my life.
Omg I could not contain my laughter watching this at work!
Hey! Where was you? Where was you at!? Lol
Hahaha I love Brian! This special is one of my all time favorites!
Hilarious!
Where was you?
Mars I think 😂
He is so super hilarious! One of the very best!
"Sit scuzz. Wait little piggies." American Airlines, coach, PTSD flashbacks.
He is so funny
Lol
🤣🤣🤣
Yes Brian, people are stupid! Now more than ever
“You don’t see all these people jammed up, waiting on you? You don’t see any of that? Oh this is YOUR world! it’s all about YOU! You let us know when YOU’RE all set, caption YOU planet.”
😂😂
“Close that curtain, I don’t want to see them!!” 😂😂
😂😂 sure you don't. Thanks for your love and support I really appreciate y'all for been great fan of mine Where are you commenting from
Classic. One of the best.
Can you imagine a holiday meal with him and his brother oh my God🤣
"Bring me the head of a pig!" LOL