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robert mac
United States
เข้าร่วมเมื่อ 7 ต.ค. 2011
Unsung Washington D.C. Comedy Legend Robert Mac. Grand Prize Winner of Comedy Central’s national “Laugh Riots” competition and appearances on NBC’s “Last Comic Standing.” Two specials on Dry Bar Comedy.
Move the Border to the Panama Canal
You're totally welcome.
If you like my stuff, check out my "Mac to School" special: th-cam.com/video/aQrD2SkGOpY/w-d-xo.html
...and please tell a friend!
(recorded at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas)
If you like my stuff, check out my "Mac to School" special: th-cam.com/video/aQrD2SkGOpY/w-d-xo.html
...and please tell a friend!
(recorded at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas)
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Flawed Presidents
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All of our presidents have been flawed in one way or another. Even #JimmyCarter Check out all my clips: www.youtube.com/@robertmaction #comedy #standup
10000!
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Thanks for liking my stuff, all ten thousand of you! I appreciate everyone who gets something out of my material. It's what I do full-time and I can't think of anything more satisfying than knowing that I'm connecting with people out there. If you want to help more (at no cost), please follow me, subscribe, like, and share my stuff here and other social media. Unfortunately, that's how the busi...
Arizona Does NOT Have Daylight Saving
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Where I grew up, there's no daylight saving. Why would you save daylight? For a rainy day? Now I'm trying to explain how it works to people who's never done it.
The American Healthcare System
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Learning how ineffective and profit-driven our healthcare system can be is a tough pill to swallow, especially when you figure it during a long hospital stay. Thankfully, I was able to get some laughs out of it. #bestmedicine It's a true story and you can see it all here: th-cam.com/video/QyBUiudB7ts/w-d-xo.html #health #healthcare Please like and subscribe and share!
Frog Soup and Cilantro
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Just trying to find some silver linings in our climate crisis. Have you been to robertmac.com? There's more there. : )
A New Fantasy Football Season
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It's football season again, and everyone has their fantasies. Each season my fantasy football team changes. Who's on your squad?
Standup and Sitars
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Recorded live at Brad Garrett's in the MGM Grand in Las Vegas. Have you seen my full length special, Mac to School? It's free here:th-cam.com/video/aQrD2SkGOpY/w-d-xo.html
Thanks, First Amendment!
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People are old enough to make their own decisions, right?
Healthcare, Schmealthcare
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Part of a longer piece on Healthcare in America. Have you seen this piece on my spine? th-cam.com/video/QyBUiudB7ts/w-d-xo.html
Increase our tax base and decrease immigration...
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Increase our tax base and decrease immigration...
"Still my turn?" 😂
I love him
This man is brilliant.
Still love ya Robert Mac! Ps… I sent your Shorter Border Order to President Trump.
I saw someone comment this was an older joke, and I want to point out how prescient it was. First off, what an incredibly well crafted 3 & a half minutes, the jokes per second is off the charts. And B, it turns out actual presidents are listening to your ideas and trying to pass them along as their own. So great work... knock it off.
Real good.
Not sure if the gulag was preferable to death.
So I’ve watched literally hundreds of stand up sets over the years. I can say without a doubt this is easily one of the very best I’ve seen. The level of creativity and layers upon layers of jokes all wrapped up into the stage persona. It’s genuinely brilliant. I’ve shared this set with many of my friends, they’ve all loved it. Robert Mac you really are something special. If you ever find yourself near Oshkosh WI, we do have a local theater that occasionally books comics. I would love for you to perform there.
@@al271987 You made my day! Thanks for the kind words. : )
Trump watched this and had his mind blown by the sheer flexiblerness of Robert’s brain
Love your style! So unique and fun. Thanks so much for starting my morning off with a laugh - or 100! Soo needed that! 😂Hope something makes you laugh today, too!
We don't need any purple. Canada is purple Most people hate Socialists. We need the colors between blue and red. like turquoise, or chartreuse, or marigold. Please, stop.
You’re really funny. TBH, I don’t get why you’re not ‘bigger.’ The only thing I can think of is that you’re not putting out enough material.
@@MomentsInTrading I’m eating as much as I can! How big do I need to be?!
@@MomentsInTrading PS You can help by spreading the word!
Prescient, Robert, prescient.
"with all the locks down there" 😂
Sir You’ve been a great inspiration to the soon-to-be comedian in chief sir! 🫡
Congress needs to start working on this ASAP. And call it "The Robert Mac Shorter Border Act".
Looks like we got a candidate for a new border czar
I love it. Thank you. It’s always been my favorite. Keep up the good work.
Happy Gulf of America Day! We're on our way to a shorter border, thanks Big Mac. You should be in the lobby waiting to be put into the cabinet. Just think of all the tacos and burritos we're going to aquire implementing your plan 😋
@@allover4309 The Liquor Cabinet!
To be fair, faulcide is the main pass time in that small town, outside Seattle 🤣. NGL I thought of your act the second I saw the stupid headlines about Panama this round.
I'm stealing the haven't graduated... at all... joke. 😂😂😂😂😂
And I'll make sure to credit
@@jaegrant6441 You better!
I hope mom Pat is proud!✌💜
Old stuff, Robert.
Still good! He added a reference to memes this time. 😂
U should get your money back 😂
But a goodie!!
Yes, but trying to tie it in with the latest news. And didn’t you notice the changes??
@@robertmaction Yes, but initially you use older (wonderful the first time) material.
Love your ability to keep a straight face.
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Well done amigo bien hecho roberto
DUDE, TRUMP HEARD. WANTS BORDER IN PANAMA
You're one of few comedians that make me literally laugh out loud.
@@yay4this that’s great to hear-thanks!
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President Carter wasn’t perfect, who on earth is, but he had a giant heart and did tremendously loved this country. No harm done here, it’s comedy and everyone is a potential subject. Say hello to Pat for me.
I thought this was funny and not at all mean-spirited towards Pres. Carter. Please lighten up a little, y’all!
Not your best material, I'm afraid. And some poor timing with your Jimmy Carter lines. Maybe take this down and think about posting this another time. Or not.
Congrats on all the followers! I’m glad I’m one of them!!!😊
Oh dear. Jimmy Carter wasn't as lazy as you thought. Sadly he did finally succumb as we all must. Good man.
The point of stand-up comedy is to make jokes. Calling Jimmy Carter lazy is a very funny joke. The man was the most productive peanut-farmer of all time.
Carter was a nice guy but arguably the worst President. Thank God Ronald Reagan fixed all his screw ups.
Ok grammaw
@@michaelginever732 agreed. But he was as terrible a President as we thought. Gave away national security interest (Panama Canal). Created two socialist government departments (Education, Energy) and depleted our military to the point of incompetence (helicopters stuck in Iranian sand) and finally a making the US a world embarrassment that even Iran was not afraid of. (Hostages. Thank God for Ronald Reagan (who I voted against like a liberal idiot at the time ))
My sister and I went to see Chelsea Handler last night at the Mahalia Jackson Theatre in New Orleans. Neither of us laughed even one time. Her act was mostly talking about her dog Chunk (boring) and how many drugs she takes (also boring). Her act fell flat with myself, my sister and many others. Amy Shumer preceded her and clearly wasn't prepared based on how often she referred to her notes. I felt bad for her as she wasn't funny either. We felt relieved that the show was over because we didn't want to be rude and walk out. Never again. We were both wishing that you were there instead. You have an act that is not mean spirited and is clever, well thought out, and funny. You should be proud of yourself for all of your hard work.
You can add Sara Silverman to the "used to be funny" list. From the veteran comics, the one who seems to be getting better and better is Jim Breuer. His newer shows are fantastic.
Schumer and Handler?? That does seem like the expected result. You got off lucky that Handler didn't start going off about "the blacks".
@@JustOneAsbesto Yes, glad for sure.
@@Robsan40 Thanks for your reply. Good to know.
@@wallebo Are you familiar with Josh Johnson? Based on your first comment, I think you'd like him.
Robert used to be very funny.
Always hil😢
Yer political history knowledge should git ya a spot with Elon and Vivek in DOGE !! Ya will have ta take a cut in pay though, no more givin away shit like the byeden admin did !!
Is Elon gonna take pay-cut too?
JC died today.
bad timing🤥
@@UnknownMale565 ya got me
Well, Jimmy Carter finally got his "get up and go" Wonderful guy, but a terrible president.
Pure genius
Thanks! Please tell a million of your closest friends.
I love to learn about the world from you. You are so smart and know everything. Pat needs to shut her mouth (sorry for the disrespect Robert Mac's mom).
I'm enjoying some cheesy Mac for Christmas.
that was a bad crowd !!!! they were not even laughing, while you were doing amazing job
Congrats on hitting 10k! Here’s to 100k soon!
Merry Christmas 🎄 to you and your Right Privilege!
Your comedy is absolutely wonderful, you should have more than 10k all day
Should have millions.
Didn't the inflation reduction act just make things worse? Biden's economy was terrible.
Great comedian. But hey whatever happened, did the gang of gangsters get ya