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A very beautiful love song about moving forward slowly. I wrote this one after the episode where @ElisaJordana said she will only be wearing overalls from that point on. Muff is an ugly word, isn't it? I have no idea what made me use it. Not beautiful.

A beautiful, caring love song for @ElisaJordana that doesn't even have a beautiful love making scene or mention of beautiful whopper knockers. I was thinking of them while writing this one, though. Am I seeing something that is not there? Am I projecting pain? Will the Pink Ladies say it's an insulting overreach? I wrote it after watching a few minutes of the Jiggle And Mingle Event stream. The...

A beautiful song about a select group of very special adults that remind us that fan is short for fanatic.

Every Dr. Seuss book needs a beautiful, bombastic, Middle Eastern-tinged rock chorus. I abridged it, knowing how much ADHD is out there.

My beautiful tribute to Midnight Love by @ElisaJordana .

You can only get it at home.

Lots of horse talk from @ElisaJordana this week so I thought I would cover this beautiful, touching love song by Ginuwine,

My very beautiful tribute to Haters by @ElisaJordana . I feel we metaphysically co-wrote this huge rock anthem. Sinatra would appreciate the love making in the song not being called fucking. I would have called this a monster song but then everyone would think it was about Joni.

My beautiful tribute to Trust The World by @ElisaJordana

My beautiful tribute to Online Sweetheart by @ElisaJordana . Another beautiful love song.

Every psychopath deserves to have their origin story heard. This is Joni's.

A very beautiful and empowering love song for @ElisaJordana .

I am sorry, @ElisaJordana . I should know better. I had abandoned this one but I am sure you will understand that I could not hold back a song with an ostrich in it.

A beautiful love song for @ElisaJordana about fighting through obstacles and being able to overlook flaws to see the beautiful in someone beautiful.

Cookie Monster

Joni's Body Count

Swallow Me Up

I Wish You Hell

I'm Your Master Now

THE DARK SIDE

Dance! @ElisaJordana

Taste My Sin

Where Are Your Credits, JSK?

Bob Got Booped By @ElisaJordana

Let's Talk About Joni

F k You, You're Fine @ElisaJordana

TK (Elisa Fever)

Elisa's Behind - My latest love song for @ElisaJordana

Elisa's Big Bush