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thank you david, as the fans say "we're listening"

David is the best troll!!! 😂😂 Going to any type of event like this should be a regular segment.

I learned a lot from this video. I'd also say having been a congoer for a few decades, these are the experts to help you get value if you're not "in the game." But have some idea what you've got in your hand when you go in! Maybe the Mickey Mantle of Pokémon 😂

Good meeting you David! Great piece! Sad that sports dealers are still scared/disgusted of Pokémon though, time will pass ‘em by.

Great video.

Thanks for coming to the show!

You, a card? You are the whole deck David ❤

manny muskets???? will he be on drive time??? i’ve loved this guy for years!

Blind Michael ❤

hakuna matata muskets

i wanted to know what slurs david collins is accused of using too so i googled "david collins racial slurs" and found this in a news article: "[David] Collins reportedly yelled several racial slurs at the family. Records show that one of the victims was African American and the other two were Asian." you can google it yourself if you don't believe me!" So we can probably narrow down the accusations to one of a few slurs.

Get back with And Figs.

Great show. This guy’s way better than Tom Garber.

"David Collins 0 Minute Half Hour Show!" is my fav spin off show

I don't like to curse, so excuse my language when I say this guest is a real jerk.

The 3 is back 🎉🎉🎉

Tom could have had a spec of positivity and he would have had a good time. Tom Garland seems like a person I do not want to hang out with. Maybe he should try presenting himself better to the public.

David Collins 30 Minute Half Hour Show gives me anxiety and I love it.

if i was Tom Garland id be pissed........ that they gave Troy Rigdon a red card. I didnt know David Collins was down with censorship

And this is the beginning of the end….

"First good joke of the show" - Tom Garland He said it, not me

Great question Tom... How many guests come back to the C. U. M. Show?

The Co-host ... I think I know him... looks so familiar. Looks like my old friend Sony Cam.

Co-host is getting paid right? Gotta get paid... per word spoken.

Tom got paid, right? He got paid to be on your show, right? Guest Comedians gotta get paid even if they were arrested, found guilty and were in jail in Vegas which I guess should stay in Vegas... This comment is too long.

Suffering insomnia, I thought I'd watch this and see if I would fall asleep... and HEY!!! It worked! Thank you Dr. David... I am prescribing you to all of my Patients. God bless.

when david collins takes off the hat when he takes off the stache when david collins takes off the glasses when he stands and distracts us with his height and his slight slope to the left does anyone notice the way david collins puts on the screamo records of his ex-gf? no

29:30 I think it was the 3rd good joke in the show ;)

lol Tom did not get your comedy today

Clips volume was too low

Putting a 'beware of dog' sign on a dog is a sign of confidence

david i live on the weast coat and it's 5 am here. no one is driving and no one is calling this early out here. please why you make this so early to me, i already doing as much as i can all day in "the chat"

27:07 "it was a big problem!" Hahahha, I'm sorry that happened to uou David. Someone stole my gas cap, and my whole car attached to it. I give theves a "Red Card " That's perfect.

Propaghandi are cool 😎

David and Tom, awesome show guys. I still laugh when I hear "Bong Hit Transplant" what a crazy joke. 😂

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Top show, David. Tom was a good sport too.

Great show. Great shirt.

I love how he brought his own mic to match his track suit. Very demure

i love B Dude, Dude

This was a VERY funny show ❤😂🎉😅

Tom's got a Max Headroom vibe going!!! Love that aesthetic!!! 🤩🤩🤩🤩

TOM is THE G.O.A.T!!!! HE DOES HIS OWN THING! DEAL WITH IT! OR DON'T! I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK! TOM IS TOM! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😊

TOM! TOM! TOM!❤❤❤

David, please try and pick up the pace, nearly fell asleep

The cricket chirp at 8:52

Shut up Ray, your stepping on comedy genius

The worst in conversation with the best. This is one for the ages