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To this day, I still believe this sounds like if George Carlin tried his hand at a clean comedy routine during his Thomas and Friends period.

AVE ROMA!

I reached 1 hour but not the end, i will edit this comment when i finish it. (I have now finished this video, here's a story of mine "ah it seems that you lost, I'm either disappointed or not, it reminds me of a time I was in a school library, reading one by one, when it came to my turn I felt really embarrassed as I kept stuttering and messing my mind up to stop focusing on what I'm reading, randomly I would look other sides except the book, once it ended I've never talked to anyone about it, what a totally fine day it was oh wait, I did talk to someone but it wasn't about that part, we were talking about the trip I had not went to, as I just wanted to play games on my phone, he said "friend, why didn't you go" I said "because there was 2 games and you didn't have fun" he said "why didn't you come we did have fun" lying when my mom told me about them being sad for not having fun, especially these 2 games were probably kinda dangerous as some of them got injured, finally I came to home and what a normal day it was.

I watched the whole thing and I don’t regret it

Mr hippo ASMR

Lvl 1 anti Türk

I listen to this to do my homework

Why every body thinks byzantium and ottomans as ultimate rivals, they fought a lot for sure but they alsa defended each other and made an royal mariage, second sultan of ottomans the Orhan Gazi is married with the daughter of "Iōánnēs Ángelos Palaiológos Kantakouzēnós" and he was the emperor of rome for 7 years, He also called orhan to war against serbians and orhan came for help, ne body talks about this part of history, btw this are from byzantine resources cause ottoman resources from that time does not exist due to Timur The Lame.

0:04 you missed Timur The Lame.

Rome became Christian long after jumping the shark. The Eastern empire did well for a while anyways after if you include it tho.

this is so inspiring ,if this was on pinterest,it would get a lot of ikea dining tables...

Cassidy: this is my favorite song to listen to on loop

Ottomans: Dignity, Piety, Monotheism, Simplicity, Beautiful architecture, peace in places where today there's only chaos, Rule of justice and freedom of religion. Romans: Roads, architecture, laws and advancements in institutions, wars against barbarian people, Paganism, statues of naked men, degeneracy. End: Ottomans gave an end to Rome.

Just hear me out Mr hippo reminds me of a really nice old man who could tell you stories all day and Orville is like the grand kid who gets told all of Mr hoppos stories

This guy reminds me of myself when I'm trying to tell a story. Of course, I don't tell stories much at all because I don't talk to people often, and when I do, it's usually to explain things like Separatist technology to them-stuff like MTTs, AATs, B1s, B2s, and even B3 Battle Droids. So I never really tell stories unless it's about a dream I had, but a lot of times those dreams don't make much sense. So I end up just saying incomprehensible nonsense, which, when you think about it, isn't really a story but more of a string of words. Anyway, this guy is very wise, and you should listen to what he has to say.

Perfection

i wish i could see more of this guy lol anddd I fell asleep to this

Kitty: Do u remember vodka?

Try not to change your pfp

Dont worry you'll Grow out of your romaboo phase when your 14🙏💀

I can relate to Mr. Hippo on the bases of rambling.

I only made it 49:21 before I left

Sick man of Europe, huh? That's the most funny thing i've ever heard. The Austro Hungarian Empire and Russian Empire was calling that Ottoman Empire is the sick man of Europe and they fell before Ottoman Empire. And no, i'm not living in Berlin, I'm living in Istanbul.

This video is my worst nightmare

the mayor of yapville

Fr. Beating a 1000+ years old empire on its death bed and having only its capital as territory is no flex at all and the ottomans did not beat them that gloriously and also claiming to be what they’re enemies were is just proving that they k ew Roman’s were better but they will never be Roman.

I actually fell asleep to this

Turkish will mad at this video.

Lemme correct this: Roman lore: - stole greek mythology but just changed the name of their gods - lost countless of times to random unknown Germanic slave tribes - put naked statues of themselves in museums - wore paint brush like hats - got split into 2 parts - half of it got destroyed in 476 AD - other half got clowned by Muslims in 7th century - then conquered in 1453. Ottoman Lore: - conquered the so called "unconquerable city" - marked the end of the Roman Empire ( 1453) - even after 800+ years Constantinople is still under Turkey's rule. - impaled Vlad the Impaler - defeated Russian Empire sometimes - defeated British Empire in Anglo British war - defeated French sometimes - spanned across 3 continents - defeated 100K Christians while having 0 men. - lasted longer than Western Roman Empire - conquered most of Eastern Europe

If only we turks were Christian😞

teenagers on the internet will call you a nerd if tell them that an empire is stronger than the other while they'll call you based if you show them a meme about an empire being stronger than the other

Rome only had to fight Persia at its peak. Ottomans fought fucking Europe.

Cope harder. Your lies can not change history.

This is exactly why I respect the Turks. All of Europe was against them and they still survived.

Respect for the Turks. Not everyone manages to arouse the hatred of all of Europe

This is like writing a anonymous rant to cope with ur bullies😂😂

F it, gn, I'm actually going to sleep now, good night grandpa hippo!

The "random people of hundred years ago" litteraly beat Roman forces in the middle east, while they were outnumbered...

Average romanfanboi propaganda

Ottoman Empire lasted 1299-1922, 622 years, Roman Empire lasted 27 BC - 337, 363 years lmao. Learn basic history before embarrassing yourself. 😂😂🤣

Attila who destroyed Roman empire Lough 😊😊

Совремвнный греки не имеет отношения к римской империи .

Lemme correct the clickbait Rome: - Wore g looking brush hats - Dissolved because of German/Slavic tribes - Didn't last like Turkey 🦃 - Lost countless of times to unknown Germanic tribes came from no where (who?) - Only controled coastal areas, couldn't go past giga chad germans beyond the rivers - Abandoned their Giga chad religion to worship some dude on a stick - Gone extinct to some guys from Mongolia with cannons

Cry More Byzantines 😂😂🤣🤣

Ave to the greatest empire in human history.

AVE TITUS !

EXULTE! MARS! EXULTE MARS!

Ottoman Empire is the guy who claims he gave the girl the d while prematurely ejaculating

Ottomans lasted less than 300 years Romans lasted 2100 years

My question is how do people not like Mr.Hippo. He has such good life advice and is the best Fnaf character. If you hate on him ill come for your toes!