วีดีโอ

"If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid."

"Going to church doesn't make you any more of a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car"

L.A. Noire is like The Big Lebowski of videogames for having some of the most quotable lines

I couldn't fit in there.... 😂

Such an underrated game with great writing. Its smart and educated, but it still manages to be funny and cynical.

6:05 Phelps is probably thinking, "If you don't shoot him, I will!"

"The main reason santa is so happy is because he knows where the bad girls live" is easily the best dad joke i have ever heard. U can hear it from the npc sitting beside the Siatica guy (06:15)

3:13 "$12 hat" always gets me, I don't know why... I do not know what the cost of the bullet that narrowly gave you a bullet's worth of a trepanation was, but... $12 hat...

4:19 only character that could beat goku

12. Dollar. Hat.

Before there were Deep Thoughts With the Deep, there were LA Noire pedestrian quotes

6:32 That was a bar.

9:48 $30 in 1947 is now $422.66 in 2024.

"Are you a suspect, Rusty?" Cole you're supposed to solve the murders, not commit them.

It's a shame what happened to Team Bondi. They gave us this one unique masterpiece through hardships and then, just imploded.

This might be controversial but Roy is the best character in this game 😀

Where does baby oil come from?

10:40 awww you missed a totally funny line after that, it goes something like "and based on the stories they told us, none of them can act."

3:37 - 4:23 this is probably the most wholesome roy ever is in the game. just telling and giggling at a joke

I wish Rockstar didn't own this series. We might actually get a sequel otherwise.

I say we bust in there and find the goddamn evidence.

You left out Valdez

8:58 Alcoholism philosophy

this game was ahead of its time

I have to play this game

"Some of the most convincing people you will ever listen to are boring liars. Usually they're called politicians." Straight up facts

6:31 Cole Phelps unintentionally creating rap about 30 years early. Straight *BARS*

That’s a 12….dollar….hat.

5:30 😂😂😂😂

„Phelps you mind if I shoot this guy?”

12. Dollar. Hat.

0:06 trophy sound caught me off guard

At 0:55 that’s insane how 50 dollars was worth a LOT back then compared to now! I could have bought a lot of McDonald’s meals back then with that kind of money!

8:48 Never knew Phelps read Shakespeare.

The grumpy guy from the laundry always gets me 😂

0:27 Random NPC: I you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid. Me: And if you were 98% less sassy you'd still be a bitch.

"You think i could fit in there?" Jesus i need to find a copy of this

The fridge scene still cracks me up years later

my kind of video. W

10:22 foreshadowing

3:26 Lol

An Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman walk into a bar. Bartender looks up and says: "what is this? Some kind of a joke?" I laughed

😊🎉🎉😊😂😊😂😊😂😊😂😂😊😂😊😂😊😂😊🎉😂❤❤😂🎉🎉🎉😢😢

But I I don’t have to any

I don’t know what to

The The Associated Associated Press’s report on

My personal favorite wasn't in the video... Roy asks "How many janitors carry a gat?" immediately before blasting a dude

this gives the same energy of the " jonathan frakes asks you quetions "

"I used to be indecisive- now I'm not so sure" "You give me information, and I wont give you to immigration" best quotes

8:04 underrated comment, LOL