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Looks like Mr. Carlin's wisdom is like a truth bomb exploding in the land of the dull normals! Who knew a comedian could stir up such a ruckus? Time to grab some popcorn and watch the comments section go wild!

If you think that's an explanation, then you're a very ignorant person. With the internet at your fingertips, you can know what the Gospel is in 1 minute. Ignorance is bliss.

@ronnied1172 what exactly was that besides shaming? I'm pretty sure the Lord and Jesus are against that...

These comments are crazier than a squirrel on a caffeine high! It's like a rollercoaster ride through the minds of the commenters. Who knew discussing beliefs could lead to such wild theories? Hold on tight, folks, we're in for a bumpy, yet entertaining, comment-reading adventure!

He wasn't shaming anyone he was giving his opinion of religion, albeit harshly. That's it..

@@theorycrasher have fun 👍

CHRISTIANITY IS DISTORTED, AND MAN MADE,, and the biggest con ever !

blasphemy of what ? a MAN MADE RELIGION ?

@herchelleonwood7463 May want to research " blasphemy of the Holy Spirit. "#cannot be forgiven

the majority of children DO NOT REQUIRE HARSH PUNISHMENT, or what most of us call child abuse ! whomever made up the spare the rod spoil the child B.S. should be in jail for child abuse !!

Bite it

Ya think!

BS

he's 100% right, people who see demons ARE THE DEMONS !

I'm saying GOD put us here. MADE us imperfect then ALLOWED hell to exist for the people he KNEW was going to mess up. He sound like a pretty messed up guy to create people simply to send them to hell!!

Really? He sent me here, that wasn't my choice, wheres my free will?

@@ThatToast that wasnt god. That was the how you call mom 😂

@@Nottoday3033 So god did not create everything like the bible says?

Every church steals from their people all the time by promising great things if they pay 10% of their family's money that which isn't taxed. How in the world is that not breaking the 10 commandments? It is poor and low IQ people who so easily fall for this while pastors live in luxury then look down on people who have cheap clothes yet do not accept money for lying because of the 10 commandments. That's quite a few 10 commandments broken by people who allegedly live by God. It's perverse, disgusting, and pure evil. When Jesus had no possessions, He did not attend a church and constantly gave away everything. Pastors do the exact opposite. The worst thing about going to Hell would not be the suffering, life is already continuous suffering. The worst part of Hell is all the lying pastors who will make you believe all the inevitable suffering is somehow everyone else's fault and not theirs because they can swindle you into believing they can't possibly sin yet the very Bible they preach clearly says ALL ARE SINNERS! The only ones worse are the liars who say they don't sin. The Bible easily points out pastors are the scum of the earth, what fool cannot see this?

Well, looks like even God agrees that nature is the ultimate masterpiece! Guess we can't really blame anyone for admiring the view, right?

@@theorycrasher well if ppl were to read the Word then they'd overstand that creation couldn't have gone any other way. * So to not believe in the Bible is ignorance, but to not believe that there is a Creator is idiocy.

@@theorycrasher an you confused nature with nature in that verse, which explains most ppls ignorance when it comes to reading / understanding the Word.

which translation of the word should we read,, by the time the king james bible was written in 1611 it had already been translated 7 times from ancient Hebrew hieroglyphics

@@herchelleonwood7463 Read the version thats easiest to understand to you. all translations say the same thing, just in different ways. Bible Hub confirms that. Just enter the verse then Bible Hub will show you all the translations on that verse.

Ah, the infamous bubble sound theory of creation! It would indeed be convenient if everything just popped up like that. But maybe the snooze button on that bubble alarm clock was hit a few too many times.

Congrats… You just showed the issue with your proposition. You desire that people that do evil, immoral things will eventually get punished; that they shouldn’t be able to get away with it. As if some overseeing karma will take care of it if they don’t face repercussions in life. It’s your “crutch”… that somehow things will end up being fair. And it just so happens that what you consider “evil” is what will be punished. The thing is, as much as I want evil deeds to punished, I have no reason to believe there’s an existence after life where it could happen. It’s a sad realization that evil people will get away with it. It makes your “you would like to believe” absolute nonsense. Additionally, such a false accusation of my beliefs is more telling about yourself. You’re projecting. It appears you wish to do evil things, but don’t because of the fear of punishment after death. Essentially, I don’t do evil things because I want to be a good person; despite me believing I wouldn’t get punished for it in death. You don’t do evil things because you’re scared of being punished after death. If you believed that punishment didn’t exist, you’d feel free to do the evil things you want to do.

@@stlchucko congrats, you just said a whole lot of NOTHING

@@stlchucko how did the first human babies get here ? How did the first animal babies get here ? An how did they survive and feed themselves as babies ? * If the Bible and it's telling of creation not real, then make that all make sense

​@@JasonDav-n2uSounds like you need to do some research. Everything you asked to explain is provable if you look into it yourself instead of willfully staying ignorant like so many others. It isn't other people's responsibility to show you research it is your responsibility to educate yourself. The answers to your questions is evolution which is extremely provable, unlike any of the stories from the bible. Believing in Adam in Eve is believing that we are a race of inbreds so respectfully I would rather have evolved from previous life forms than have came from incest.

Seems like our comment section has its own version of a 'no contest' button! Let's hope it's not as controversial as a reality TV show finale.

😂Defending the bs I see. Doesn't matter how ridiculous.

Ah, it seems like George Carlin and divine debates were oil and water! Maybe a little Jesus humor would have brought out his inner 'wiseguy'!

There is nothing arrogant about calling out brainwashing, he is expressing his sadness that there are so many sheeple that won't educate themselves

Jesus was made up,, just like your religion !

the classic 'my religion vs. your cult' debate! If only we could all agree that the real miracle is making it through a family gathering without discussing it!

Amen to that. The only non-cultists, according to the greatest mind of the 20th/21st Century, Christopher Hitchens, are the people who reject ALL of the cults. Atheists are the ones who say "I reject all of the weirdo cults," rather than saying "I reject all of the weirdo cults.... except mine."

Sounds like the 'Woke Religion' needs to wake up and smell the... coffee beans of enlightenment? Maybe they need a little extra foam on their latte of universal acceptance!

Glad Trump is living rent free in your small mind.

You mean the real embarrassment: Biden voters....it's cruel what yall did to him....

MAGA

Trump 2024

You are mad ? :)

but its funny anyway...

@theorycrasher Not really. Humor has to have some truth and/or accuracy to be funny. This is just inaccurate, therefore, not funny.

thanks! glad you enjoy

Hahaha thanks for your explanation, that makes sense. Didn't even think about it...

No he dont 😂

@janhaugen6034 Why do you know him..? Did he tell you that from beyond his grave via 'Quija', or did he come to you in your dreams? Perhaps Tarot cards...? Lol, you crazy bastards..

good old school stand up

Where are you from?

Depends... i personally find new comedy style quite slow, because they move around the hot topics. Which Comedian is your favorite?

That's because you are watching the wrong shit!

hahahaha