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Want me to do my tribute to Emo ?

Susan Ross

Was he an emo kid when he was younger?

Once upon a time, i had a friend who had a dog, who used to stare at me, you know i thought it was rude people always say 'don't stare at the dog, you'll hurt it's feelings' ... Actually, it's a lot and sometimes they bite people like one bit my sister once on the face. The dog didn't at all care, and as I left the police station i said 'I am going to get that dog FIRED.'

I would be laughing so much that I'd ruin the taping if I was there in the crowd lol. One of the best, most unique jokes, and favorite comedy routines I've ever watched.

when youtube was good

Wait, this is not actually her audition, is it? This comes across as a skit in itself...? plus, her surname is pebdani.

I love this

Thank you. loved it LOL! And very well made.

UwU ket

Master of a paraprosdokian.

Holy crap this guy was ahead of his time.

I don't think I've heard anyone lose it quite as much as some of these audience members at Emo Philips stand up shows. In every video there's always a handful of people absolutely fucking dying at his jokes

He hasn't quite established the character visually but the material is top notch.

"Name's Artemis! I have a bleached asshole!"

🤣🤣🤣🤣

5:35 💀💀

Emo's chocolate easter bunny joke might be, in my opinion, the funniest joke ever. It's genius.

Goddamn this dude kills it

this man needs to be up there with Carlin.

Where is Dotty Minerva

I loved this when it came out and still do 22 yeas later. I remember it was in the news when it came out. Really clever!

mahnrubob if you know, you know.

"why limit yourself?"

OMG this is golden. Glenn’s face! lolol …And I didn’t recognize Charlie until he opened his mouth. Is this real?

Danny, Charlie and then Artemis. Naturally funny. Artemis doesn't get enough air time though.

Lol I remember this from many years s ago. Glad it’s still around.

Artemis is the most badass chick I've ever seen she went full berzerk in this scene it's amazing.

Had she been Baldwin, she would have killed the show before it started.

This is an ultimate masterpiece! The only issue was that the flaps behaved like spoilers constantly going up and down but this was made by people that knew nothing about aviation, its amazing that they put flaps in the first place! Truly a gem in the sea of mediocracy which we call the internet

How come I've never seen this? What is this? I love Artemis!

She's great. I met her on-set when I bleached her a**hole in that one episode. It was my masterwork. Sadly, they cut all scenes featuring it. (Main reason I got out of the business...I lost my touch, after that.)

Hilarious

You seen my gun?

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The cellar door and the grandpa's suit jokes are my all-time favorites.

This is so fuxking genius

"I went to the school principal, and he said to me: you have to see the psychologist, Emo. And I asked him, "Why?" So, he showed me the petition.

I love how this whole set is very weird, but it gets grosser and grosser, but the crowd still kind of stays with him. It's hard to get away with necrophilia jokes.

This (and part 2) are probably still my favorite non-music 14 minutes on the Internet.

Artemis is so gorgeous to me. She’s the best character of the show in my opinion. They are all trash (I say this with the utmost admiration) but she? She is a goddess.

Dennis looks pissed.

Was this a real audition ??? Love it,,,

Love this woman beautiful & gorgeous

Love Artemis she is beautiful & gorgeous

She is fucking amazing lollllll

Amazing

Omfg. I love her

I shake it! I shake it! I! Shake! IT! (Tongue Lick)

how is this the first time i'm seeing this