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"water in the fire, what ???"

I clicked cAuse korone

the shooting up a mall comment at the beginning is distasteful as fuck.

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British = knife American = gun Perfect

Slovian is simplified Polish Vowels:aeyouæ Consonants:pbtdkgfwszchmnrlþj Digraphs:dznj Note:szcdz are all soft only,æ is a nasal vowel(pronounced schwa) Carnobyl? Nje,jestesmy w Bydgoscy Jeremjasu,cy prygotowaþes generator brukowca? Prædzej bædæ dwa metry pod zemjæ nyzbym mjaþ donjesc na kogos o uhylanje sjæ od podatkuw

Just replace the Z with an H like: sz = sh cz = ch

As for the u-ó, ż-rz, h-ch pairs, there actually is reason why we kept them in spite of the mergers! They often change depending on the word's inflection. Ó tends to revert to o and vice versa (bÓg-bOga - god-god's; szkoda szkód - damage, damages'), rz to r and vice versa (kura-kurzy - chicken, of/pertaining to a chicken; drzewo drewno - tree/wood, wood), ch into sz and vv (słuch słyszeć - hearing, to hear), ż to g and h and vv (druh drużyna, księga książka), this one has a few more caveats like książę księcia and ksiądz księża (which are very interesting words in their own right) and the general connection of g-dz-ż. Rz also never form an affricate with d (drzewo, drzwi) as opposed to ż (dżem, deżdż (archaic, hence dżdżysty and dżdżownica), brydżowy; exception: budżet) There are a few cases where the choice of one over the other has much historical basis but those are rare - I think the most notable one is the spelling change of the name Jakób to the modern Jakub (though one might still meet a Jakób)

Kto z Polski?

Me, a Slavic who knows all the sounds of Polish and knows how to read it: "I see no better damn thing to watch than that"

The guns vs knifes to denote the two main Anglo's is funny af

The links in the description sadly don't work for me. Is anyone else having problems?

I'm french, and I swear, if I were to make a video like this for French, it would last 4 hours and you still wouldn't be able to read french because every damn word is an exception to at least 1 rule, and often even more

From 10.40 it sounds a bit more like Russian or another East Slavic language. I don't know, maybe it's the result of coming from Upper Silesia

I have never heard anyone say Japanese is minimalist, maybe they have only see it on a t shirt or something, language looks like a cluster fuck in most media I've seen

No spelling bee in this language.

Wow that intro escalated QUICKLY

h and ch are still 2 different sounds. herbata, hak - barely pronouncing it, soft H, using the back of your throat chleb, chciwy, chuj - hard H pronounced using in frontal part of your mouth

Jesse jako Jeremiasz mnie rozpierdoliło

Czy Ty jesteś z PFJ? XD

I will be stealing some cool sounding words/phrases from Venedic to interweave them into Polish speech out of the blue just to confuse people.

I’m Polish and I had no clue ą and ę had rules like that. I always just say them as o/e+villager sound regardless of the word.

It also sounds a little bit like gypsies in Poland

nie planowałem dowiedzieć się o zbiorowym fanficu historii świata z filmu o języku nibypolskim z tegoż fanficu, no cóż gdyby ktoś mówił wenedykiem po pijaku to, kojarząc nieco słownictwa z języków romańskich, pewnie więcej by się zrozumiało xd

Didn't the Sarmatian noblemen speak like that?

"where did we go wrong" when all the Jews died/left. Polish Jewish population dies, everything goes to shit. Ton of them went to USA, wealthiest country in the world. Coincidence? :p

I will also be in the dirt. Taxes are theft.

it might be theoretically a sensible lanugage, but that just sounds like someone picked random polish letters to make up the words

“I will be cold in the dirt before I SNITCH ON SOMEONE FOR TAX EVASION” Love how he just ignores the sentence and only focuses on the pronunciation

"H or ch" is pronounced like Spanish "j" (like "rojo" meaning "red") or German "ch" (like "Buch" meaning "book").

When you said "I'm going to present this video like you have no linguistic knowledge" I started looking polish orthography up and i clicked wikipedia right when you said "if you do, you can just go on wikipe-"

u and ó are still separate sounds actually

Brzdęśniało już; ślimonne prztowie Wyrło i warło się w gulbieży; Zmimszałe ćwiły borogowie I rcie grdypały z mrzerzy.

co jest kurde

And not everyone speaks English nicely - the narrator stirs boiling potatoes in water in his mouth trying not to splash it out while speaking, and on top of that that American "vocal fry" is something that the Polish ear is not thrilled with - so take it easy with such terms 0:16

No spoko, to teraz idę się tego uczyć, paaaa

I'm brazilian and I think brittish english is the cutest language

I feel like polish (much like English) needs a reform, with a lot more accents rather than combinations.

As a Chinese, we always pronounce Japanese names as the characters are in Chinese

Wenedyk is to Polish as Gaelic is to English. Yes, I know Gaelic is real but it sounds like English with made up words (or maybe English is Gaelic with made up words).

What a nice video! And I was always wondering what the difference between ó and u were. Now I know (same sound) :) Despite Polish having so many hard consonants, most of them hard to pronounce and differentiate even, for some reason it sounds rather soft language compared to other slavic languages, and I think one of the reasons for that is that the L letter is soft, and not fat like in most slavic languages.

I finally know more or less how Polish looks and sounds to an average foreigner, because that's the feeling I get when reading Venedic as a Polish person. It absolutely destroys your mind.

The é at the end of exposé is pronounced to rhyme with hey only because it's a loanword from French. It's not English at all. You mispronounced one of the most mispronounced English words too - pronunciation. It doesn't have an o before the u in the second syllable so it's nun not noun. But since a large group of native English speakers mispronounce it, you're forgiven 🙂 Otherwise a fascinating video. I'm still confused but I speak with a New Zealand accent so the comparisons with English words don't quite align with NZ pronunciations, but that's fine 🙂

This is really good video. Edit: I'm not sure if you are English or Polish native speaker. You're Polish pronunciation is spot on.

You read it as you write it, it's 100% phonetic. The difficulty in pronunciation comes from english speakers ignorance of other languages and the best proof of that is most vietnamese immigrant workers in poland and recently korean tank instructors speak very good polish after a year of just hearing the language around them constantly. I pity English speakers sometimes, it's difficult to learn a new language when everybody speaks yours already. No incentive, only passionate people do it and they usually succed.

OMG!!! We have just learned what we should never ever do in our lifes as they are to short to be wasted!!! It is a completely useless and aimless mumble that makes absolutely no sense. We have learned how one of the richiest and most beautiful languages of the World could be destroyed by a sick mind. I will by passing by this site in a positively wide circle and will never come back. Good bye.

how can languages be ugly xd

Just use Cyrillic 😊

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I wanna see an in-depth comparison with a real world Romance language