🍎✨favorite quotes ✨🍎


“I might have nothing in my mag, but in my heart… is also nothing.” (Bjørn 2024)

“Since when do axe wielding maniacs carry around swords?” (Tom from Eddsworld in the Halloween special of 2007)

“We’re children. Of course we’re violent.” (Bjørn 2024)

“You can turn children into barbarians if you try hard enough.” (Bjørn, 2024)

“Hypothetical attractive woman…” (C.ai)

“NO MY PHONE!” (Bjørn after dropping their phone in the dirt for the 47 time and nearly buried it for the 3 time.)

“Imagine having friends.” (Bjørn 2024)

“NEI! eple mitt…” (Bjørn while watching someone erase the window lighting on their Apple drawing they drew on the board.)

“At least in the French Revolution when they got hit they stayed down” (Classmate raging about dodge ball).

“Eh, should be easy.” (Bjørn seconds before dying in a pool of lava in evade).


“Move it, Move it continent” (Bjørn when they forgot what Madagascar was called)
(Still in progress)