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The Spice Girls have been real quiet since this dropped 😂

Classic. Anderson has it

Amazing moment where both adam and dr drew are on the same page elevating a joke to greater heights. This is why we loved loveline

This is so fucking accurate 😂😂😂😂😂 down to the goat drink 😅

Back when Adam was actually funny, and cared. He wasn’t a old rich guy crapping on those less fortunate like he does now

They made this into an episode of 'I Shouldn't be Alive'. Great one, too.

Tom: (spoken) Hey, Susie, what's the matter? Crow: (spoken) Yeah, Susie. What's wrong? Mike: (spoken) Oh, nothing… (deep breath) ...I guess. Tom: Come on, Susie! You can tell us! Crow: Yeah! Mike: Gee, I don't know, girls. Well… okay, it's like this… Bots: Uh-huh… Mike: You know Steve? Bots: (enthusiastic) UH-HUHHH! Mike: (singing) Steve's a werewolf, but he's my guy… He's different from the rest, I don't know why. But my mother and pop, they disapprove… But no one can stop us, for it's true loove. Bots: Huh? Mike: (spoken normally) Well, I had to rhyme the two words… Tom: (spoken normally) Ah, okay. Crow: (spoken normally) Sure. Sing. Tom: (spoken normally) Got it. Got it. Go ahead. Mike: (singing) Where, o, werewolf… Bots: (singing backup over and over) Shimmy-bop. Shimmy-do-bop-shoe-bop… Mike: I've looked everywhere, wolf. Where, o, where… Where is my werewolf? Mike: (spoken) Listen up, girls. Tom: Okay. Mike: (singing) Late one night, we drove in his car… To Makeout Point… it wasn't that far... Tom: (spoken normally) Take the Hiawatha exit, left at the first stop sign. Crow: Shhhh! Mike: (spoken) Well, whose story is this, Carol? Tom: (spoken falsetto) Sorry! Heh heh heh heh! Mike: (singing) The moon was full… he pulled me close… I held his paw and I touched his cold nose… Crow: (spoken normally) That means he's healthy! Hee hee! Mike: (spoken) But just then his hairy paws caused the wheel to slide! I screamed! Too late! We hit a tree! He died! Bots: (spoken) Gee, that's too bad, Susie! Mike: (singing) Where, o, werewolf… Bots: (singing backup again) Shimmy-bop. Shimmy-do-bop-shoe-bop… Mike: I've looked everywhere, wolf. Where, o, where… O where, o where, o where… Is my werewooooolf?

Maybe we’re not Italian enough.

Going back and listening to Carolla from 20 years ago is like reading Nostradamus.

❤

Starts @4:50

What's wrong with these people?

Solowka was a slippery bastard. I met him in Basingstoke when he contested a Southern Regional semi final posing as Petr Sminski! Fancy going in as a ringer! I knew who he really was, despite his blond wig. A right wrong’ un.

Where's the psycho rock music at?

I love the detail when Mike picks the teacup up, you can hear the cubes clinking. Meaning he's just drinking an empty teacup with two sugar cubes inside it.

Drew needed a fidget spinner

So according to Copilot AI, this equation here D=1/2gt(Squared) where g is approximately 9.8 m/s² and t is 9 seconds. This gives us D=1/2 x 9.8m/s (squared) X 9(seconds) (Squared) that equals out to d (feet)= 396.9 \times 3.281 = 1302.37 feet. That's how far apparently Mike fell into Servo's moat. About 1300 feet. AI could be wrong on that though. I also calculated 9 seconds because that's how long it took in the video before he splashed down. Also a fall from that distance would kill you or severely injure you. Mike groaned like he was injured but, this is comedy and falling long distances doesn't seem to hurt them as Crow had demonstrated before. However, Crow is a a robot and can't actually feel pain as Joel tested by batting him around the ears a few seasons before this one. So, at the very least Mike is as durable as Crow and Tom. Also, this is comedy.

Man I could just hear the filth on his glasses!!

Corolla is fucking based.

Anabel is a Hispanic by her accent.

I will still quote when making waffles

We get it, you're team Jacob.

in the early 90s everything had to be rad, in the late 90s everything had to be extreme

I still miss when trace used to voice crow and to be honest it’s much better than his other voices in the reboot.

Caller definitely sounded ethnic, which is very interesting now because I couldn't remember if that was the case back in the 90's. Knowing what we know now...

They were ahead of their time

wow. you're married? ooh! pleasantly surprised.

when she said the other chick was a granola hippy I let out an "eugh" so loud I'm worried my neighbors might've heard Unsalvageable

The average straight man today is at least bi

“Try this beverage, it is goat-based” 😂

You probably saved this from becoming lost media!

To this day, I can't cook or eat rice without thinking of this bit.

The first chirp is at 00:32. They do not hear it.

Thank you 😊

NPCs are real, no wonder ten years later this nation is total shit and most normies are tards

I mean she basically describes exactly how all NPCs cope with the chirp - they just ignore it. A result of the most natural coping mechanisms built into the human brain, kind of like how the extremely rare cases of people who can't stop hiccuping and hiccup for 30 years straight, just tune it out to be as natural as breathing. An ear piercing chirp every 60 seconds is no different than breathing to the most common NPC. Of course the real implication here is that MOST normal people go insane after about 5 minutes let alone four fucking years, that is where the animals are separated from those with a conscious lmao. These NPCs clearly and definitively exist on a lower plane of conscious that speaks volumes eventually explaining their predictable stimuli to nearly everything else in society and life. Scary shit.

*Ghetto* not hood

So, Epstein Island?

They like it because it sounds like shoes on a basketball court

Every day is a work day haha

Dey don season dey smoke detectas

You can smoke in any airport, go to the head, into one of the shitter stalls and light it up, I always do and have never been fuct with.

I'm a passionate yakker too.

Future is now

Love Crow at the end singing the bass part.

Ace Rockolla

Very good

Bums use to wear suits

i was skeptical at first, but now i believe it to be true. you know what im talking about.

Leaving a snail trail.