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Sure! Here's a translation of the lyrics while keeping the names intact and preserving the playful tone: --- At the edge of Gusu, amidst the deep clouds, A young man from the Lan clan emerges, noble and pure. With a beauty that shames the moon and flowers, He passes by, turning the heads of all the young ladies. Even with mountains crumbling before him, He remains poised and graceful-until he meets Wei Wuxian. Once one of the Twin Jades, unmatched in the world, But later, he casts aside family rules and reputation. The icy god suddenly bends, such a pity! If you ask who he is, his name is Lan Wangji. --- **Chorus** Hanguang-Jun coming out of the closet? The pressure is immense! Uncle is furious, and even wants to drive Wei Ying away. "You're supposed to achieve great things, But instead, you fall for this rascal! This is outrageous! Go and copy the family rules for me!" Oh oh, go and copy the family rules! Rules! (-Really?) --- In the library pavilion hides a secret, Since the age of fifteen, he’s had a clandestine crush. His courtesy name is Wuxian; his full name, Wei Ying. The Yiling Patriarch-he’s my beloved little spouse. Whenever he flirts, I just want to- *Heavenly sounds* Stop looking if it’s improper! Close your eyes! Only I would dare steal a kiss from Wei Ying in broad daylight. Only I would drink a little wine and dare to sneak a chicken. If you ask who I am, let me tell you: I’m Lan Wangji. Pleased to meet you! --- Coming out every now and then still brings pressure. Uncle, please don’t be upset; take care of your health. This nephew-in-law, Wei Ying, is actually quite delightful- Clever, quick-witted, oh oh, and both charming and good-looking! Even big brother approves. --- Following Wei Ying, riding a donkey, hunting pheasants together, After the hunt, we’ll go visit his friends back home. Jiang Cheng, that perpetual bachelor, still has a bad temper- But don’t get too mad at Wei Ying; who knows, you might end up family someday! Only I would dare bite the Patriarch here and there. Only I would make the Patriarch unable to walk properly. Every day means every day-missing one is not acceptable! If it’s rebellion, then so be it; whoever says no, I’ll fight them! --- Stealing a kiss from Wei Ying in broad daylight? Only I would drink a little wine and dare sneak a chicken. If you ask who I am, let me tell you: I’m Lan Wangji, oh oh. I’m Lan Wangji, The coolest second jade of Gusu! --- Let me know if you'd like me to adjust the tone or style!

《歌詞》 在亂葬崗 夷陵老祖 與鬼將軍 溫狗溫寧 狼狽為奸 劍名隨便 人也隨便 禍害修真界 足足有幾十年 姦淫擄掠 他肯定沒幹過 但是他愛欺負人 就他一個 笛聲一響 走屍萬千 就他一個 信手一揮 屍骨成山 多可怕 哦 你要問我他的名字 聽好了 哦哦 他名字叫 魏無羨 不要臉的無 不要臉的羨 那到底是魏無羨 還是魏不要臉 他的自我介紹 我從來不去聽 各位家主 哦哦 快幫我們打！死！他！ 哦哦 快幫我們打！死！他！ (－－臥槽?） 哪來謠言？魔頭無羨？ 我可是那 豐神俊朗 江家好少年 什麽三尊 吃棗藥丸 就你們仨 快回家 抄家規去吧 小含光君 跟我玩 還嫩點 撩不彎你 和你姓 就我一個 大庭廣眾 敢摸藍湛 就我一個 藍湛洗澡 我敢偷看 除了這些 其他的 我都不愛幹♂ 記住了 哦哦 老子名叫魏無羨 你才不要臉 我叫魏無羨 我名字叫魏無羨 不叫魏不要臉 眼神嚇死仙子 左手抱藍忘機 記住了 哦哦 我魏無羨最牛逼 哦哦 我魏無羨 最牛逼 三尊回去了之後 一直在努力 可惜大哥沒過多久 他就爆體 三弟覺得自己身高有 兩米七 都說過了 哦哦 你們遲早都藥丸 就我一個 笛聲一響 就被打斷 就我一個 信手一揮 風中淩亂 藍曦臣金光瑤和江澄一起上 就為了那天 打敗魔祖魏無羨 藍湛別走 一起去天天 這裏在座的各位全都是辣雞 你們擋著我去建設和諧♂主義 臥槽江澄 哦哦 請你先把狗收起！ 哦哦 魔道祖師我最屌 夷陵老祖傷！不！起！ __________ The Lyrics (I am no translator, this just edited autotranslation) At the mass grave, is the Yiling Patriarch With his ghost general, Little minions and underdogs in collusion. Sword? "Whatever". People? "whatever". He's been terrorizing the world for decades. He's never raped or abducted anyone. But he loves to bully people. /////!!!! He's the only one who, when he plays the flute, will leave behind thousands of corpses. He's the only one who, with a wave of his hand, can turn a mountain of corpses into a mountain of bones. How awful. Oh, you'll have to ask me his name. Listen- his name is Wei Wu-Xuan!! ..wait, shameless (Xuan) envious(Xian)? So is that Wei Wu"Xian" or Wei Wu"Xuan"? ...I never listened to his self-introductions. Great masters! oh, oh, help us fight! Kill! He needs to be defeated! Oh, oh, help us fight! Kill! Him! (-crap?) •●~~~●• What's the rumor? What do you mean envious? I'm the handsome Jiang family's boy. What's this about the Three Honored Ones? Take the date pill. Just the three of you, go home and read the rules. Little Hanguang jun, you're too young to play with me. If I can't bend you, I'll take your name. /////!!! Listen, *I* am the only one who dares to touch Lan Zhan in public! I'm the only one who dares to peek at Lanzhan in the shower! Other than that, I don't like ♂️ to do anything else! Remember- my name is Wei Wuxian! I'm Wei Wu-Xian! I'm Wei Wou-XIAN! My name is Wei Wu-Xian, not Wei Shameless. The eyes frightened Fairy to death, and he held the blue forgetting machine (Lan Zhan?) in his left hand. Remember, I'm Wei Wuxian I'm the most awesome. Oo-o-oh, I'm Wei Wuxian the best! ~~ After the three masters returned, they have been working hard. Unfortunately, it didn't take long for the eldest brother to explode. Third Brother thinks he's 2.7 meters tall. As I said, all of you will take the pill sooner or later! ////!!! I'm the only one who was interrupted at the sound of the flute. I'm the only one who can wave my hand and stir up turmoil in the wind Lan Xichen, Jin Guangyao and Jiang Cheng went up together. Just for that day, we're going to defeat- the devil Wei Wuxian! Lan Zhan, don't go. Let's go to the sky. All of you here are hot chickens. You're blocking me from building Harmony ♂️ Damn it, Jiang Cheng! Please put the dog away first! Oh, I'm the best, Master of the Demonic (Ghost) Path! Yiling ancestor is hurt! No! Get up! ________ Yeah so I edited cause a lot of the autotranslation didn't make sense, ...half of it still don't make sense. Like "interrupted by the sound of the flute" what? Or "blue forgetting machine" isn't it Lan Zhan? I can hear the name in the song... Anywho if someone has a legit translation I'll take it~

好好好，真普通阿

2024被演算法帶回來！！

Megtas 😂

演算法叫我回來聽這首

笑死了笑死了😅

聽得耳花繚亂

好听

1:30這張照片真香阿(￣y▽,￣)╭

怎麼辦？從頭笑到尾😂

太好笑啦! 含光君真威武🤣

幾年後來看還是很愛😂😂😂

好懷念喔 都這麼多年了

我戴耳機聽..只有帶右耳只有聽到魏無羨版本的，想說奇怪然後拿了右耳戴上左耳，然後我震驚了...

藍家人都很厲害因都被藍家人拐走了都被藍家人拐走了🤣🤣🤣

太屌了，有夠好笑，快笑死了

I cackle every time I listen to this song.

還是 慕寒唱得好聽 這個很像 肥宅唱歌

天天就是天天❤

在此回歸卻沒了當年心河 只留了一點 讓自己找尋

我不是垃圾

不要侮辱羨羨！喜欢魔道的过来

完了 被洗腦了😂😂😂

等下，天天之間的符號錯了吧~

束周心？

Awesome!!🤣

今天突然想點進來聽一聽，聽到一半就突然想到每位角色的生平與結局，就突然...很想哭

這詞真的可以啊!

太洗腦了

牛， 现在羊了个样现在很火！

天天就是天天

太好笑了，怎能不點讚的。

THE LYRICS ARE SPICY!

I love this so much 😂😂😂😂

藍湛：敢打死我老婆你們完了 魏嬰 你的腰也完了

羨羨 你敢講藍湛嫩？ 你是受欸 攻是藍湛 你忘了？ 你這句話被藍湛聽到 你的腰絕對會跟你說再見🌚🌚👍👍

幾十年？！ 羨羨啥時這麼老了

藍湛等等就過來囉 羨羨你完了

哦哦~

不久前入坑...被演算法帶來後直接掉進無底洞

後面的走屍～看過來！

夷阾老祖 魏無羨 見狗慫🙃

横夏声音真好听 从天下潮听到的

太魔性了！！我好愛！！

啊這，藍忘机是喝酒了嗎？

2：35妯娌www

好甜!!好香!! BL就是香

羨羨：藍湛，看我！

魔性啊此曲！香爐真的咳咳咳>///< 瑤妹冷靜，澤蕪君微笑你都沒對他做甚麼，我支持你們！