So I found someone with only about ~12ish co-op games who was willing to join me to solo an easy mutation with a "totally bad" commander. Finding someone with 0 co-op games was hard because there was also the implicit requirement of they had to care enough about a game they'd never ever played to make a video about it.
For anyone wondering, this only took 3 attempts, which also makes this the 3rd co-op game played by our good friend Zero here in the last 2 years.