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I'll have a grey goose and vodka🤦‍♀️

I’m judging you if you order anything less than Beluga vodka. Anything else is just one step away from Everclear.

I died like 10 times during this Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse 😂😂😂

What people under/over 40 say to bartenders.

I thought that ditch digging was the worst job, ever. NOPE!

This is dead on

Why is there no Nickelback playing?

I was a bartender for 18 years before Covid. I was a liquor rep before that. This s*** is all true. For all you bartenders and servers out there - this one's for you: What's the difference between a bartender and a toilet seat? A toilet seat only has to put up with one asshole at a time. 🍻🖖😎💨

Shit crybaby liberals say

Wow! EVERY SINGLE ONE! Left out the worst. Can you make it extra strong? Would you like to buy a double? I don't want to pay for it. Just make it extra strong.

Is never not funny

This... is the best and most realistic video on what is like to be a bartender. I have experienced customers do every single one of these things and many on a nightly bases. Bravo to the fun souls who put this together! Dig it.

3:04 LOL

As one who formerly owned a bar this is very accurate but not even close to what the bad nights were like.

Iove dumb drunk girls 😂

One of the things that grinds my gears is that one customer that every time I'm making a drink, they have to say "what are you making" or "what are you making now"

One of the gal "bartenders" is actually a real one - she is on Jon Taffers "bar rescue" - not sure about the others..funny and yup, hear this stuff alllll the time when I tend bar

if asking to get a game on the tv hurts your bartender feelings then bwahaha, I don't care...just do it!

This makes me so angry

One I got the: do you know who my father is? Me: why your mother didn't tell you? 😂 Totally worth it 🤣

I've been a bartender for almost 10 years, this is accurate 😅😂

Just browsing through and came across this. LOL love it. Slow day at work. Cheers!

The other day, a guest told me randomly that I had the easiest job ever. 🤬

What awful people.

Convenience store clerks endure similar torture. Bro: Where's the beer? Bum: Are you throwing anything food away? Drunk lady: Do you have shooters? Cheapass: What are your cheapest cigarettes? Dumbass: The coffee is too cold. Gaslighting bum: I get free cigarettes because I own the store. Dumbass: $10 for a pack of cigarettes!!! What a rip off! Stoner: What's your cheapest blunt wrap? Good ol' boy: Do you sell Red Man? Karen: I would like to speak to your manager. The ATM didn't give me any money. Bum: Can I use your microwave? Bum: Where's the water button? Bum: Go ahead and call the cops. Woman: Are you out of White Claws? Bro: Do you have any single beers? I could only find 3-packs. Bum: Do you have any Hurricanes or Steel Reserve? Bum: Where's the Thunderbird? Cougar: Do you have any Buzzballs? Dumbass: I'll buy one winning lottery ticket. Tweaker: Do you have the keys to the bathroom? Gaslighting bum: I work here, so I could get free stuff.

“We know the owner” guy/girls are the fucking worst 🤣🤣

10 years later questions the same technology on this video old that makes me old I had there cell phones 😂 my freshman year in highschool

I reserve the right to ask for a fun vodka shot. I'm not picky and I do tip.

lol I love it

redo the title and change sh**t for "Things people randomly say"

Lol ! Fuckin 3% 🤣🤣

I am a waiter at a bar and I seriously relate people are like it my birthday, anniversary or occasion so free drink it's annoying and then people who think I own them a drink cause the spill their drink by themselves and after all that some don't even tip at all

so what’s okay to ask? 😂

It’s great being a European bartender since we aren’t dependent on tips (don’t even get tips) so we can tell them to get a grip

I felt like I was at work for 5 1/2 minutes

mia is so fine

I write for Yelp!!! 😂😂😂

“Cash then split the rest” fuck you.

This is why is always kept a gun behind the bar.

I just imagine that the bartender isn't actually standing there and these people are just talking to themselves

😂😂😂😂🤦‍♀️🤣

I love that Mia is on this!!! 😂😂😂

This is still accurate nearly a decade later!

As a former bartender, I can confirm I’ve heard all of these and then some. 😂 BTW one of my favourite things to do, “What’s your cheapest drink?” Me: “This” (Hands over a glass of tap water) 😂

Watching this before my 10th close in a row tonight, I may end up in jail by the end of this.

Mia Mastroianni !!

1.) "Put a little more in there" 2.) "That bouncer isn't even that big bro" 3.) Asks for a drink that has two ingredients since it was invented, then proceeds to question if it was made right. (I.e. screwdriver, jack and coke) 4.) "Put it on _______'s tab" 5.) "Where can I smoke" 6.) "I don't feel this at all" 7.) "How much do you drink?" 8.) "Can you watch my drink while I go to the bathroom?" 9.) "Can I get a taster cup?" 10.) "Last shots on the house right?"

'Do you guys sell Ciggarettes? Is there a place nearby?'

Been bartending for almost a decade, I swear when I say that I have heard LITERALLY EVERYTHING in this video(perhaps besides the lychee martini request). On St. Patty's day, this dude asked me "Can you make cocktails here?" Almost murdered him 9k in sales, 18 hour day. Still love my job.

I got PTSD just from this video, for real 4:00 anyone can turn schizophrenic. So I love bartending I just hate stupid costumers. Behave