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0:30 Missed this for years that the spine for Black Fang is the wrong way round

"Nina's eyes popped out of what was left of her back" 😂

7:12 is genius writing. Comparing his work to Romeo and Juliet moments after inelegantly explaining the plot of said work at the outset is such a brilliant way to write an idiot while also signalling your writing chops.

Depois que vi esses momentos do dream weaver garth marenghi nunca mais levei a serio a serie do Del toro.

I love this guy so much, wtf

The fact that the comments section is full of people explaining why the jokes are funny is so mind bendingly meta I just can’t

The creaking of Garth's leather jacket is hilarious.

The moment he said subtext is for cowards, my mouth droped hard. It's one of the most hillarious things I've ever seen in my entire life.

"Garth.... that sentence needs a verb."

5:13 is a parody of a real series of books by Guy N. Smith

I read a lot of horror paperbacks and his prose isn’t even the worst I’ve run across

you he things he is funny. But really what he says is just a bit dumb.

I'd genuinely love to read some Marenghi originals won't lie.

What happened to Slicer 2 through 3? 0:29

Who is this guy?

3:48 still relevant today

In the background, there was a pigeon

I recommend Garth Marengi's Terror Tome on audible, he's still got the character down pat

"They tried *all* the positions: doggy, on top, and normal".

4:40 now I know where George RR Martin got the inspiration for that particular chapter

Perhap you have met me betwixt sleep and wake

I know authors who use subtext and they're all cowards.

0:47 god that’s a funny line 😂

"Y'know and to think that there weren't even rhyming dictionaries around when Bill wrote that is very humbling." (7:42) I'm writing song lyrics these days and often think of that reflection.

Garth and Dean complaining about bad sex writing and annoyedly coming up with better examples of their own is one my all time favourite TV moments.

The sand turned red. This was because she was bleeding on it.

This is a work of art, it's genius. Every other line is hilarious to anyone that's actually studied writing, it's so perfect in its pretentiousness.

How many times is he going to descend that staircase? LMAO

'''well, good luck to you, you're an idiot'''

'''......this is because she was bleeing on it'''

''''no....... they weren't''''

"The moonlight shone down on the place unhindered. The gnarled parapets jagged upwards, like a bony hand of icy indifference. In the background, there was a pigeon." i aspire to be as great of a writer as garth marenghi

3:42 D&D when asked about their writing process of Season 8 of _Game of Thrones_

I hope that I'll one day be afforded the opportunity to be an unnamed background character in one of Garth's literary works.

"Point being, I wrote this to heal Britain"

I don’t know why but “I’m the background, there was a pigeon” is just hilarious to me

i just looked this guy up, he's not a real person. this is an adult swim show parodying people like this.

can't believe this man wrote malignant

One of the small details that gets missed is when he says "copper smelling blood". He means iron XD

Superman II...

A mutated placenta attacking my home city is an honour when it’s written by Garth.

And then, a hellbeast ate them

Wish we had garth help the writers of Shehulk and Rings of Power, He is on another level then those hack fucks.

5:30 If bridging the gap between 'ahh!' and 'oooh!' was his goal, he definitely accomplished that.

I come back to this video at least once a month and it never gets any less funny.

"Blood. And, piss and shit. This was the worst day of her life."

"Garth, that sentence needs a verb" holy shit, I need to watch this show

He is like a real life Shaun Hutson

Maggots are falling like rain

Point being, I wrote this to heal Britain