Can You Don't? Podcast
Can You Don't? Podcast
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Can You Don't? | Stump. Wheelchair. Guilt. Type of Cheese.
If there's ever a perfect time to unintentionally blast the podcast out of your car door for a random polygamist woman to hear... it's when Bryan is screaming about having to finger little kid buttholes. Let's talk about that, accidentally killing your fiancé's brother, getting trapped in your basement because you're old, what crazy shit would you do for $10,000, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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Can You Don't? | Depression. Alabama. Harmonica. Haiku.
มุมมอง 659วันที่ผ่านมา
Let us walk you through an alternative universe... where you are doing back-alley deals with local sperm banks in order to fill a bucket full of semen so you can clean your butthole. We'll explain. Let's talk about that, some crazy sh*t going down in a Sonic parking lot, accidentally buying tickets to see Alabama when you meant to go see Alabama, a depressing village in Japan doing creepy stuff...
Can You Don't? | Finger. Antifreeze. Doug. Forearm.
มุมมอง 76814 วันที่ผ่านมา
It's hard to imagine surviving a fall from 100 feet, let alone surviving a fall from 650 feet into a volcano! Let's talk about that, a doctor that refuses to wear gloves while touching your junk, being locked into a gym membership for life, sticking your finger inside a mall Santa's butthole in order to make him talk, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! Wanna become part of The Gaggl...
Can You Don't? | Speeding. Liver. Summary. Circus Family.
มุมมอง 76021 วันที่ผ่านมา
Remember that time you were sitting at home with your family and the robot vacuum started screaming racial slurs at everyone? It has happened. Let's talk about that, how annoying it would be to have to go bowling every single day, donating part of your liver to a complete stranger, your wife having sex with your brother, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! Wanna become part of The Ga...
Can You Don't? | Magic Penis. Sioux Falls. Idiots. Huge Pearl.
มุมมอง 798หลายเดือนก่อน
Imagine finding something worth $100 million, not knowing what it's worth, then just putting it under your bed for a decade as you continue on with your boring life. Yikes. Let's talk about that, accidentally throwing away an art installation, finding your family pet 30 years after it went missing, how amazing it is that any of us get anywhere safely, and more on today's episode of Can You Don'...
Can You Don't? | Credit Score. Underwater. Goat. Axe Peen.
มุมมอง 838หลายเดือนก่อน
Have you ever been so high on mushrooms that you decided it was a good idea to cut your dick off with an axe? Let's talk about that, how many bugs we eat without knowing it, running a marathon with a goat, jerking off a silverback gorilla, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! O...
Can You Don't? | Speedway. Twins. Signature. Plastic Burrito.
มุมมอง 779หลายเดือนก่อน
A little piece of advice. When strolling through an animal sanctuary, please refrain from grabbing a chicken from its nest and chucking it into an alligator pit. Let's talk about that, old things that should never be updated, grinding your junk on your grandparents, unknowingly telling the world how much you love Justin Bieber's new haircut, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! Wanna ...
Can You Don't? | Nashville. Fingernails. Complainer. That's Sad.
มุมมอง 886หลายเดือนก่อน
Imagine it's a beautiful Sunday morning... you're at your favorite local coffee shop, looking out the window, and thinking about the great day ahead. Then, a man with half his head missing, walks down the street in front of you. Normal. Let's talk about that, fighting a clone of yourself to the death, throwing baby puffins off cliffs, making over 20,000 noise complaints to the local airport, an...
Can You Don't? | Lunchbox. Perfect Crime. Mice. Dance Break.
มุมมอง 905หลายเดือนก่อน
Sometimes it's not enough to simply jam a vegetable up your butthole. Sometimes you need to find a way to get a stranger's motor vehicle involved in the process. Let's talk about that, a kid accidentally breaking an ancient jar in a museum, saying some stupid shit while in bed, learning that talking about your "perfect crime" isn't a good idea, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! Wan...
Can You Don't? | Jaws of Life. Headlock. Crosswalk. Snake Poop.
มุมมอง 9912 หลายเดือนก่อน
What would your reaction be if you were a firefighter and after saving a kid that was stuck in a swing, someone snuck up and stole your Jaws of Life machine? Let's talk about that, why no one seems to think there are any rules outside of grocery stores, being a complete dickhead to complete strangers ALL THE TIME, reading a book to a classroom while holding an autistic kid in a headlock, and mo...
Can You Don't? | Blue Water. Mirrors. Pause. Off-Site Morgue.
มุมมอง 8602 หลายเดือนก่อน
How pissed would you be if you spent MONTHS looking for your family member that the hospital told you checked herself out... only to later find out she was actually dead the entire time? Let's talk about that, getting completely covered in pee and poo, blanketing the planet with giant mirrors to make more daylight hours, accidentally handing out candies made of solid meth to the homeless popula...
Can You Don't? | Barcode. Stretch. VCR. Donkey Hole.
มุมมอง 9762 หลายเดือนก่อน
Have you ever watched Deadliest Catch? Have you ever watched Deadliest Catch with your girlfriend's dad? Have you ever watched Deadliest Catch with your girlfriend's dad while your penis is inside his daughter's butthole? Let's talk about that, smashing your way into a Mexican restaurant to steal booze, accidentally allowing your child to watch porn instead of Barney, blending a spider into a m...
Can You Don't? | Golf Cart. Bubble. Insurance. Tiny Bed.
มุมมอง 8042 หลายเดือนก่อน
If every time you climaxed someone relate to you magically appeared in your room, would you still masturbate? Let's talk about that, robot cars losing their goddamn minds, Joe getting a comb flapped against his forehead while getting a haircut, a badass little kid saving his family during a tornado storm, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access ...
Can You Don't? | Horrible. Slap. Sucking Gas. Hanky-panky.
มุมมอง 9873 หลายเดือนก่อน
Can You Don't? | Horrible. Slap. Sucking Gas. Hanky-panky.
Can You Don't? | Dog Water. Fencing. Leg. Coroner.
มุมมอง 9943 หลายเดือนก่อน
Can You Don't? | Dog Water. Fencing. Leg. Coroner.
Can You Don't? | Cherry Pie. Disney. Russia. Dick Bangs.
มุมมอง 8883 หลายเดือนก่อน
Can You Don't? | Cherry Pie. Disney. Russia. Dick Bangs.
Can You Don't? | 30 Tokens. Hong Kong Hank. Gnomes. Holding Ham.
มุมมอง 1.1K3 หลายเดือนก่อน
Can You Don't? | 30 Tokens. Hong Kong Hank. Gnomes. Holding Ham.
Can You Don't? | Angry Gamer. Concussion. Donkey Elk. Prism.
มุมมอง 1.8K4 หลายเดือนก่อน
Can You Don't? | Angry Gamer. Concussion. Donkey Elk. Prism.
Can You Don't? | Flour. Gameboy. Snail. Tickle Bitch.
มุมมอง 9864 หลายเดือนก่อน
Can You Don't? | Flour. Gameboy. Snail. Tickle Bitch.
Can You Don't? | Hand Lick. Sex Worker. Liver. Butter.
มุมมอง 1.1K4 หลายเดือนก่อน
Can You Don't? | Hand Lick. Sex Worker. Liver. Butter.
Can You Don't? | Tax Fraud. Jugs of Fun. Columbia. Lockbox.
มุมมอง 1.3K4 หลายเดือนก่อน
Can You Don't? | Tax Fraud. Jugs of Fun. Columbia. Lockbox.
Can You Don't? | Ski Goggles. Colon Cough. Bob Barker. Lockdown.
มุมมอง 1.4K4 หลายเดือนก่อน
Can You Don't? | Ski Goggles. Colon Cough. Bob Barker. Lockdown.
Can You Don't? | Foam Dinner. Toothbrush. House Fire. Puppeteer.
มุมมอง 1.4K5 หลายเดือนก่อน
Can You Don't? | Foam Dinner. Toothbrush. House Fire. Puppeteer.
Can You Don't? | Sticker. Pee Slap. Chinchilla. Boat Fence.
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Can You Don't? | Sticker. Pee Slap. Chinchilla. Boat Fence.
Can You Don't? | Drunk Monkey. Cartwheel. Pink. Middle Child.
มุมมอง 1.5K5 หลายเดือนก่อน
Can You Don't? | Drunk Monkey. Cartwheel. Pink. Middle Child.
Can You Don't? | I'll. Miss. You. Grace.
มุมมอง 1.2K5 หลายเดือนก่อน
Can You Don't? | I'll. Miss. You. Grace.
Can You Don't? | Microphone. Bookmark. Alpaca. Noodling.
มุมมอง 1.5K6 หลายเดือนก่อน
Can You Don't? | Microphone. Bookmark. Alpaca. Noodling.
Can You Don't? | Birds. Belly Button. Honeycomb. Biscuit Boot.
มุมมอง 1.1K6 หลายเดือนก่อน
Can You Don't? | Birds. Belly Button. Honeycomb. Biscuit Boot.
Can You Don't? | Earthquake. Flamethrower. Bus. Vegetation.
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Can You Don't? | Earthquake. Flamethrower. Bus. Vegetation.
Can You Don't? | Ladder. Toes. Free Chicken. Nips.
มุมมอง 1.2K6 หลายเดือนก่อน
Can You Don't? | Ladder. Toes. Free Chicken. Nips.

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  • @julioking625
    @julioking625 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    I've rewound and replayed Joe shouting, "Get that dick outta here!" at least 10 times😂😂😂

  • @philipbeck789
    @philipbeck789 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Petty Deef😂

  • @attack0nmem0ry
    @attack0nmem0ry 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    @1:00:20: Joe, gaze into my stoner soul. Know I've been a fan a long time. ... Did your father "smelt of elderberries?" [:: Braces for ballistic impact::] I'M COMPLIMENTING YOUR PYTHON QUOTE!

    • @julioking625
      @julioking625 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time"😂😂😂

  • @SesameStrange
    @SesameStrange 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    So funny to hear y’all read my sister Bunni’s story, this gave me a good laugh 😂

  • @justinschlueter1124
    @justinschlueter1124 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    How is this podcast not more popular, I show all my friends in ontario Canada. Keep it up I wait for every Wednesday!

  • @mustardsquatchdog
    @mustardsquatchdog 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I'll say it again and it's a hill I'd gladly die on....this podcast is criminally underrated! The timing is perfect and it's obvious that B and J are having fun! Thanks fellers! Always a pleasure! Take it easy. And if it's easy, take it twice 😉

  • @jacobostendorf1938
    @jacobostendorf1938 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Damn its early

  • @AaronScheel-h1r
    @AaronScheel-h1r 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Keep the shorts coming Joe ...hahahhaha

  • @bodhisunyata189
    @bodhisunyata189 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "NoT a BoMb... Ha ha ha"

  • @JANELFRONCZAK
    @JANELFRONCZAK 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I remember playing leisure suit Larry as a kid I’m not sure if that would qualify as a flash game but I knew it was definitely inappropriate for me so I would sneak to play it. 😂

  • @Macabre.Marionette
    @Macabre.Marionette 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I SENT IN THE OBITUARY YOU GUYS. THANKS FOR FORGETTING ME, ONE OF YOUR DAUGHTERS

  • @SpencerRobles-e3f
    @SpencerRobles-e3f 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    My favorite part of these episodes is when Joe gets Bryan going, and then just keeps adding to the bit until Bryan can’t breathe!

  • @joshuadelgado1286
    @joshuadelgado1286 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    USA!USA!USA!

  • @GamerLife1985
    @GamerLife1985 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The thought of a jet airline taking out a bunch of hot air balloons,it just reminds of something you see in GTA 😂😂

  • @dakotatotten5355
    @dakotatotten5355 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Murica !!!!!! Lmao 😂 but yes America

  • @Goin_Postal
    @Goin_Postal 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    America! Fuck yeahhhh 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

  • @jacobostendorf1938
    @jacobostendorf1938 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    First one today bitches

  • @SCAZpunk88
    @SCAZpunk88 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    38:34 What needs to be defined is that there exists both "RUBBISH", and "RUBBISH ART". I mean, take tween pop vs headbanger's ball as an example. 😏

  • @kevinpeters781
    @kevinpeters781 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    wouldnt this podcast be if someone didnt fuck someone and destroy their life. been away for a bit and im drunk and sad. normally im just drunk but coming back made me sad. dudes.

  • @wdtcctr100
    @wdtcctr100 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing....unless you're at a funeral

  • @dakotatotten5355
    @dakotatotten5355 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Killed another episode you guys !! and got me through another day of dad's pick up for 6 kids at 3 schools 😂😂😂 needed the levity gentlemen !!!

  • @AnimalTTC
    @AnimalTTC 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Hey! GI Joe Classified Sgt Slaughter!

  • @jacksondeal3874
    @jacksondeal3874 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The liver can regenerate, that how it can come from a living donor.

  • @Layna-wi8fq
    @Layna-wi8fq 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    There is a person near me that has their own personal bowling alley. I think they are or were semi pro or something. It is also possible that they just love bowling sooooo much.

  • @wdtcctr100
    @wdtcctr100 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    31:17 Cinnamon-tography

  • @jaejonmalloy1341
    @jaejonmalloy1341 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    If I win, I'm sending the clone kit mold of my dick... Limp too. I want my daddies to sign on each ball.

  • @bslovely88s60
    @bslovely88s60 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    1st comment? What do I get? Maybe a spanking from the daddies is in order 😆 🤣

  • @lithious
    @lithious 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Seriously sad about spiderman. So many different ways to deal with a homophobe like this. But good on you for keeping it to the minimum. He might be a possible Grindr date...

  • @Macabre.Marionette
    @Macabre.Marionette หลายเดือนก่อน

    MY ART WAS SHARED! THANK YOU! 🖤 And I'd love if you put it on a shirt! Sent an email about it 😊

  • @reecemoehlenbrink6427
    @reecemoehlenbrink6427 หลายเดือนก่อน

    SIOUX FALLS MENTIONED RAHHHHH🦅🦅🗣️🗣️🗣️

  • @mustardsquatchdog
    @mustardsquatchdog หลายเดือนก่อน

    Criminally underrated podcast! Just like my old man said before he kicked the bucket....."Hey! How far you think I can kick this bucket?!"😅😂

  • @Thatdudezak
    @Thatdudezak หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hey love you guys we both had some rough shit happen to us at the same time, and it felt real good to hear other people make some jokes about the painful shit, made me feel less crazy for doin it

  • @Macabre.Marionette
    @Macabre.Marionette หลายเดือนก่อน

    NORTH CENTRAL INDIANA KROGER?! I live in Warsaw...I think that's considered North Central. We have a Kroger here lol

  • @boskilingenfelter9515
    @boskilingenfelter9515 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It blows my mind that this podcast isn't more popular. I watch and listen every week and it always blows me away to see these vids only having like...300 views. CYD is HIGHLY slept on.

  • @attack0nmem0ry
    @attack0nmem0ry หลายเดือนก่อน

    @35:26 So, in other words, "What a long, strange SNIP it's been".

  • @Bigturtle-jk4mi
    @Bigturtle-jk4mi หลายเดือนก่อน

    Can we just acknowledge that monkeys make notoriously bad pets because they jerk off everywhere. They have to wear diapers around pretty well constantly… that is the only reason that one of my friends don’t have a monkey actually lol

  • @WTFBombPod
    @WTFBombPod หลายเดือนก่อน

    That’s it I’m changing my name to Tink McGirthy

    • @boskilingenfelter9515
      @boskilingenfelter9515 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Can i be your fat older brother? Tank McGirthy?

  • @Bigturtle-jk4mi
    @Bigturtle-jk4mi หลายเดือนก่อน

    I haven’t watched in a long while, listen every week, but no video 🙂‍↔️ Good to see you guys again 🥳🥳

  • @seansturgill4869
    @seansturgill4869 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Great Sonics hat!

  • @Layna-wi8fq
    @Layna-wi8fq หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words. Which I find hilariously ironic. Two people talking about what kind phobia they have and the one says to the other "I can't tell you what my phobia is called as it is what I have a fear of."

  • @CryBabyChey
    @CryBabyChey หลายเดือนก่อน

    Cackling over 55:00 dance break down

  • @jacobostendorf1938
    @jacobostendorf1938 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The fucking dad giggles after the first part of the Betty white bit killed me

  • @a.nellfishur6709
    @a.nellfishur6709 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Krokodil is no joke

  • @TimOKon
    @TimOKon หลายเดือนก่อน

    Can we get this as a paid download?

  • @attack0nmem0ry
    @attack0nmem0ry หลายเดือนก่อน

    The hypotenuse of th- ... I LIKE POTATOES!!! 🤣

  • @seansturgill4869
    @seansturgill4869 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Prudhomme is French/Cajun and pronounced proo-dome

  • @dmbook
    @dmbook 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I will pay for that song.

  • @lorienellen
    @lorienellen 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    hahaha "wicker casket" made me laugh so loud