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Commander Fuckwit
เข้าร่วมเมื่อ 22 ธ.ค. 2017
If you stumbled upon this channel looking for sophisticated humour and quality content, I can only apologise for what you are about to witness.
On this channel, you find an assortment of videos, many of which being YTPs ranging from the absurd and crude to…
…no, that’s pretty much how most of them are. I try to get these abominations out without much delay, but don’t be surprised if my procrastination extends things for several months.
So with that out of the way, sit back, relax and immediately regret your life choices.
On this channel, you find an assortment of videos, many of which being YTPs ranging from the absurd and crude to…
…no, that’s pretty much how most of them are. I try to get these abominations out without much delay, but don’t be surprised if my procrastination extends things for several months.
So with that out of the way, sit back, relax and immediately regret your life choices.
Puttin’ on a Show (Unused Muppets Tonight Theme)
While working on my latest YTP, I accidentally stumbled upon a somewhat unknown prototype theme song for Muppets Tonight. I wasn’t expecting to essentially make a successor to that one archival Muppet post I made either, but here we are!
LYRICS (I think…):
We are the Muppets! Good to see you out there,
Ain’t it a kick that they let us on the air,
Guess what’ll happen when you’re tappin’ your toe,
We’re puttin’ on a, puttin’ on a, puttin’ on a, puttin’ on a show!
A special human guest will join us up here
To spread some sparkle & to charm up some cheer,
We’ll take some pokes & crack some jokes to & fro,
Puttin’ on a, puttin’ on a, puttin’ on a show!
Behind the scenes, you’ll be peakin’
At the cast & the crew,
On our ol’ set, we’re so glad to get
This half-hour to laugh our buns off with you!
So settle back & let the good times arrive,
We guarantee to keep the chuckles alive,
The lights are glaring & were raring to go,
We’re puttin’ on a, puttin’ on a, puttin’ on a, puttin’ on a
(Wild! And wacky!
It’s fun. It’s tacky!)
Pu-ttin’ on a show!
PUTTIN’ ON A SHOW!
I do not own this song, nor Muppets Tonight, all rights go to Disney, The Muppets Studios and Loose Tooth Music for the conceptual song. Here’s their site where I found the song on: loosetoothmusic.com
LYRICS (I think…):
We are the Muppets! Good to see you out there,
Ain’t it a kick that they let us on the air,
Guess what’ll happen when you’re tappin’ your toe,
We’re puttin’ on a, puttin’ on a, puttin’ on a, puttin’ on a show!
A special human guest will join us up here
To spread some sparkle & to charm up some cheer,
We’ll take some pokes & crack some jokes to & fro,
Puttin’ on a, puttin’ on a, puttin’ on a show!
Behind the scenes, you’ll be peakin’
At the cast & the crew,
On our ol’ set, we’re so glad to get
This half-hour to laugh our buns off with you!
So settle back & let the good times arrive,
We guarantee to keep the chuckles alive,
The lights are glaring & were raring to go,
We’re puttin’ on a, puttin’ on a, puttin’ on a, puttin’ on a
(Wild! And wacky!
It’s fun. It’s tacky!)
Pu-ttin’ on a show!
PUTTIN’ ON A SHOW!
I do not own this song, nor Muppets Tonight, all rights go to Disney, The Muppets Studios and Loose Tooth Music for the conceptual song. Here’s their site where I found the song on: loosetoothmusic.com
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Wonder how it would've look like in a scene
0:35 hey, what's funnier than the Muppets performing in German?
What?
@@sonictoons2087Anything lol
I was not expecting something like this too pop up on my timeline but I'm glad it did
The "90's Nickelodeon" version of the Muppets Tonight theme song.
this kinda bops
❤❤
1:09 And I am red and made of string
2:58 And we live in an actual NIGHTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you forgot to do that scene when Disney's dummy says no the frick you are not
0:40 me when the teacher passes out the test results and the annoying girl gets an 0
Gotta say, that thumbnail is well made!
I'm suction cup man look at me go
the ending was completely necessary
Viziepop writing
He sounds like the coach guy from punch out 0:34
I thought he sounded like Markiplier.
"Duck this one!"
And we live in actual nightmare thats me fav opening XD
the ending is priceless XD
True
0:18 oh my God I found a Hazbin Hotel reference
This came out before- oh, never mind, I see the joke
Tellyscope in Ohio
3:15 AND IM THE ONE WHO HAD A DREAM WHERE THERE WAS ANOTHER me and everything was so much fun and there was a little lumpy one and another whiney one and yellow things all around and i knew what they were and i dont know now...
Yoo
Where are the "fuck you"s i cant hear them Edit: ah i love sarcasm No hate tho
“What do you think happens when we die? Do we ever…come ba-” _”No.”_
0:25 🤔😶🫥🤯
3:15 omori
Yellow guy and im the one that over here (perfectly carma gets to him)❤ Red guy and im the one that over here (also the same thing)❤ Duck guy 0:43 😂
Lmao 2:15
Autochef no! I can’t believe he would say this I’m literally shaking right now 1:14
I think don't hug me I'm scared is my favorite ❤
This was a really great video!
Actually in episode two he says it more
And we live in an actual *NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!!!*
Real ones remember when the entire episodes were uploaded onto TH-cam
Real ones remember “Wakey Wakey”
1:13
Did He Said Yellow Pig?
ChatGPT to the rescue! "These moments from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared (DHMIS) are excellent examples of the show's knack for embedding subtle, interconnected themes. Let’s analyze Yellow Guy’s reference to being a “Yellow Pig” and the pig imagery in Episode 4’s fight scene. --- Yellow Guy: "I'm a Yellow Pig" In the "Death" episode, Yellow Guy’s description of himself as a “Yellow Pig” is peculiar, but DHMIS thrives on layers of interpretation: 1. Self-perception and infantilization Yellow Guy frequently represents childlike naivety and a lack of self-awareness. Referring to himself as a "Yellow Pig" may highlight how others see him as messy, unrefined, or childish, much like how a pig is often stereotyped. This could symbolize how he internalizes the way others perceive him, particularly in the family dynamic explored across the series, where he's often treated as the most naive and "lesser" family member. 2. Ties to gluttony and indulgence Pigs are often used as metaphors for greed or overindulgence. Yellow Guy might subconsciously reflect on his perceived "flaws" or an exaggerated sense of guilt or shame projected onto him by the other characters (especially Duck, who tends to criticize him). The idea of indulgence could tie into broader DHMIS themes about consumerism and societal expectations, especially in the episode centered around death, where questions of worth and legacy are explored. 3. Sacrificial symbolism Pigs often symbolize sacrifice (e.g., in rituals or food production). Referring to himself as a pig might foreshadow his role as a "sacrificial" figure in the family dynamic, absorbing blame, suffering, or burdens for the sake of others. This interpretation gains traction in light of how Yellow Guy is consistently manipulated and harmed throughout the series. --- Duck’s "You little pig!" and the pig squeal in the fight scene 1. Dehumanization in conflict The phrase "You little pig!" during the fight might signify the breakdown of civilized relationships. Pigs are often seen as base or animalistic, and the insult reflects how Duck views others (especially Yellow Guy) as beneath him during moments of anger. The pig squeal reinforces this descent into primal, animalistic behavior. It’s a stark contrast to the characters’ usual absurd yet controlled interactions, emphasizing the chaotic collapse of their dynamic. 2. Themes of abuse and dominance Duck is frequently portrayed as critical and controlling, especially toward Yellow Guy. Calling him a "little pig" during the fight might symbolize Duck’s disdain for Yellow Guy’s perceived helplessness or naivety, further underlining the abusive undertones of their relationship. The pig squeal could be a literal or symbolic expression of Yellow Guy's pain or humiliation in this volatile moment, aligning with his sacrificial pig role mentioned earlier. 3. Foreshadowing familial discord Pigs are often tied to farming and family life, and this imagery might serve as a subtle nod to the "family" themes explored across the season. The insult and squeal highlight the toxic dynamics and inherent dysfunction within their "family." --- Connecting the Pig Imagery The recurring pig symbolism across the episode ties into DHMIS's broader exploration of human behavior, identity, and societal roles. Whether it’s Yellow Guy embodying a sacrificial role, Duck’s dehumanizing insult, or the squealing during conflict, the pig represents baser instincts, vulnerability, and the cyclical harm present in their surreal world."
0:44 -😂😂😂
0:57 - got me😂😂😂😂
Seeing Yellow Guy (David) trying to stop the intro is hilarious
This is cool!
3:50 3:50
They Curped Voilence
0:27 Well, that explains why did Alan bit him
❤️🟥🟦🟨🐷🦆🦆⬜
Duck guy: actually no four doesn't work theres three of us
“AND FUCK YOU RIGHT BACK YOU FUCKING DUMPLING”💀💀 0:15
2:58 And we live In an actual NightmAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE
I felt that one so hard.
I love how there's like 3 intros in ep. 2
2:58 and we live in a acutal NIGHTMAREEEEEEE
Relatable
I been waiting years for someone to do this joke, thank you 😂
Duck guy: i’m over here!