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Happy to oblige! It's all made possible by my extradimensional existential quantum computer, a grant from Leary Supersensory Domain, and by contributions from viewers like you. Thanks so much for the praise, my friend.

That's the myth and the magic of 69. Sometimes you eat the bear...

🥰 And since it's Psalm 69, it's perfect for All Taints Day, too!

Oh yeah, and you know the square root of 69? Eight something.

@@secrecy_works Ha! ;p

Thanks a million! Funny thing, it sat at 68 for the longest time, and when it finally occurred to me to do a thing for 69 (heh heh), I barely had time to put this short together before it rolled. And then it blazed right on past it into the seventies, so it was definitely a quickie lickie. Recently I watched a cool video and was about to Like it when I saw that it had 420 likes, so I decided to be nice and leave it where it stood.

Dearest Friend, Thank you for pouring your heart out so, for plastering your feelings for me here and putting me on a pedestal. Initially I found your words jarring, but as they have echoed in my head, I feel them filling a hollow space that I didn't know was there, and I am brimming. While your praise is both humbling and flattering, please remember it's not just me up here on this shelf. There's a huge pair of jugs that deserve some attention, too. Kilned regards, Jarlene

I'm not gonna lie, I hoped the Vai would CATch your eye, my guy. Careful with those cats, Eugene!

@@secrecy_works Have to wield something, my wife hid all of my axes when I went to San Trpoez. Cheers!

What's the matter? Cat got your...oh, never mind.

I gotta say, I'm a catman, too A Kublai Khatman raised in Xanadu And if I ever grow out my hair I'll get a catman do.

I'm so happy to know this resonated with you in the same ways I was inspired to create it. It's all circular, fractal, holographic, cosmic.

And for half a minute I was almost convinced those words were anagrams of each other. So close! Thanks for sharing in the magic.

Thanks for checking it out! These are a lot of fun to make and make noise with.

Yes, we candy! 🍬

You're no alien to surfing and this was to some degree a tribute to you. Your vivid expression of appreciation is food for my soul.

You know I will! The quantum computer has finally cooled close enough to absolute zero for the neuronal interface ports to activate and tether me in, so it's not like I have a choice anymore anyway. Btw, our friend @999-L.S.D.-O.C.D. also mentioned Peter Max in his comment, but he's been having issues with his posts vaporizing...in a violet mist.

Hahahaha, you're on fire with that urn joke! I wonder if there's a Ralph's nearby. 🤔 Thanks for appreciating this ridiculousness! They crack me up so much, it's almost embarrassing. It may be hard to sustain beyond a handful of installments, though -- I'm already running out of pottery puns, but I do still have a few up my sleeve.😁

I'm sure you always have plenty up your sleeve. Maybe the puns don't all have to be pottery ones.. 🤔 Don't take my Jarlene away for me!

@@999-L.S.D.-O.C.D. 🤣🤣🤣Good point, there's probably more material to be found in them having conversations about their plight and whatnot. Don't worry, they're not getting canceled just yet! No promises, but there's at least one, maybe two more episodes for these relics. I know what you mean about Jarlene. 😉

Woohoo, thanks dude! 🥰 I hope wherever he is, he's happy and not in misery! 😎

@@i-chelevisionmusicalove5123 😎🥰🙏Glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for checking it out.

You have no idea how pleased I am that this is one of my most popular videos to date. 🤣🤣🤣🤣Glad to know you find the levity levitating. 🤩

Hey my friend, many thanks for your cool critiques! You're inspiring and motivating both in your works and in your words. When it comes to that itch, you know who's got your back. Someone else will have to have your belly, I'm afraid. I think the looping isn't as seamless as it should be, unfortunately. The audio really doesn't match up that well, and even if it did, I think there will always be a hiccup when it goes back to the beginning. Well, at least the gods shouldn't be too Thor at me.

Kool. Don't forget I'm way up north here and Bubbles has already got my belly lol.. It's seamless enough! Anymore and I would lose all sense of space and time. I have a kitty outside here with me now who is in a state of bliss/astro planing while listening to it with me. Over and over and over. So good. 😊

@@999-L.S.D.-O.C.D. Trust me, I would never burst your Bubbles. 😂 Ah, you know we're our own worst critics. Thanks for looking past the flaws, friend, and for sharing the bliss with your feline companion. Sadly, my Neo left the Matrix a week ago, so maybe this is a sort of tribute to him, and a gift to you and the X-Man.

@secrecy_works Oh friend, I'm so very sorry for your loss. I'm not quite sure how to tell you just how much I can relate. I, too, had to say goodbye to my beloved Xman about two weeks ago now. My shuffle kitty videos were my tribute to him just before he passed. I must share something else. I hope I'm not going on too much, but I'm really in shock right now. I met Xander on my back porch at three a.m., and he was in a state of panic, I went out and comforted him, and the rest is history. If you have a second, please look in my community page. This kitty showed up a week ago in a panic and is now living on my back porch. Again, I'm so sorry for the loss of your guardian, and I'm hoping that my Xman finds your Neo. Then I'll know he's in the best company. ❤️‍🩹

​@secrecy_works I am so sorry for your loss. They are truly our guardians, and to say goodbye is one of the hardest things I can think of. I am afraid I have the same bad news about the Xman. He will love this gift as I do of that, I am sure. My kitty shuffle videos were my tribute to him just before he passed, but I would like to extend that to your Neo as well. Sending you virtual hugs my friend. ❤️‍🩹 The kitty from today is stray that showed up and won't leave much like Xander. I made him a vet appointment today and briefly introduced him to my giant flemish bunny.

Dude, it's your lucky day, because I'm deep into purple lately. No, royally. By the way, do you know what it's called when you have sex with your girl at right angles to each other? Purpledickular!

Thanks, man! This one is surprisingly POTular, which is very affirming for my goofy-ass sense of humor. You've been warned.

Ha! Thanks, they are soooo goofy! 🤭🙃

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From Surfing With The Alien to Alien Love Secrets...these guys definitely aren't from around here! With that incredible lineup, I'm sure the Beat show will be mind-blowing and life-changing. Wear a face shield to prevent meltage!

@@secrecy_works I definitely should have heeded your advice! My entire being was melted by those four virtuosos. Four incredible musicians performing some extremely elaborate compositions and looking like they were having the time of their lives. Go if they are going to be anywhere near you! Cheers.

Dude, we're OLD! I had to take off my shoes to do the math on this one, but yeah, Joe really knows how to wax his stick, if you know what I mean. 😉

@@secrecy_works 😂

Oh, dang, I forgot the disclaimer! I hope your affairs were in order.

​@@secrecy_works You maniac!!! You blew it up! Ahhh, damn you! Gawd damn you all to hell!

Thanks, my phren!

Thank you thank you thank you! My algorithm is either dragging like RuPaul or rushing like Geddy Lee, and JK Simmons is going to keep slapping the crap out of me until I figure out which one it is.

@@secrecy_works My friend I'm feeling those exact same slaps here! I don't want you to go running for the Reynolds wrap just yet but I replyed to your "far out" comments trice on Saturday and it just keeps vanishing. I'm wondering if you got to see it at all, it was up for hours at a time but kept disappearing. Yesterday we celebrated Jim Henson landing on Fraggle Rock so I haven't had time to check in. Monitoring situation now Commander standby by for incoming communications please.

@@999-L.S.D.-O.C.D. Dammit, Major! Where the hell is your helmet?! Did you even take your protein pill? Get it together, trooper! Can you HEAR me, Major Tom?!?! Clearly your circuit's dead. There's something wrong. I never did see those comments on the Richard Pryor bit, but I just now noticed that your Commander Secret response to my toad-ally comment disappeared as well. WTF? Over.

@@999-L.S.D.-O.C.D. Hey, I had another thought (that's two for Tuesday!): Do the comments you posted that kept vanishing show up in your comment history? If you're not sure where to look, try this: "From the TH-cam home screen, click the Menu (≡) button in the top left. Click History. Under MANAGE ALL HISTORY on the right side, click Comments. This will take you to your Google My Activity (TH-cam Comments) page, where you can monitor and review all of your TH-cam commenting history." The answer, my friend, is "Know when to say Nguyen."

Dude, you are cracking me up! 😆You def came to the right place my friend, for we are Chock Full O' Cyber Goddesses. Don't be fooled by imitations! Cyber-Goddesses-R-Us ARE NOT US! They're a bunch of filthy Chock-blockers. Be the first on your block to rock the Chock! Thanks for being a bro and bringing your energy to my channel. Let's hope the cyber goddesses are pleased and not perturbed by my humble, flawed, digital tapestry tribute.

It's nuts. I'm cracking you up?! But it's thine cup that runith over my friend and I remain in your debt. 😂😉☕️😉😂

Thanks! I enjoyed putting this together. Glad to know you liked it! 😎

This song has been a favorite of mine since I first heard it almost thirty years ago. Such a better version of Hell than the Catholic one!

😻💚Thanks for getting into the groove!

Kirk: Not just a few o' dem heebie jeebies, either. It's a big ol' pile o' dem, Bones. Spock: Did you just try to make a joke, Captain? I can't believe my ears. Kirk: I can't believe your ears either, Spock.

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