Of course all of the Netherlands' and Jamaican competitors would be immediately disqualified from all events ahead of time for having unfair advantages, wouldn't they?
The humor and kind of acting of Eddie Izzard might be not everyones taste, but would he fit in everyones taste, he wouldn't be this great comedian (and, by the way, a great human being) that he is. Sorry for my English, I‘m from Jupiter and grew up in a tiny Marsian community, so I can‘t even understand Jupiterish.
We had something similar in the 80's, called the freak Olympics. Every team has it drug of choice and must stick with it during all the "events"! The only event I recall is the pickle race, the contestants ran a 50 metre foot race, whilst holding a pickle in their arse...no hands allowed...oh, I forgot, it was also a relay race😎😜☠️⚡
This year in the name of social distancing and the environment the Japanese gave the athlete's village cardboard beds to discourage the athletes from 'sharing.'🤔
Actually, as far as I recall, the Pheidippides legend has it's origins based in the 1879 poem of the same name. The runner was actually sent to ask Sparta for help, a distance of around 140 miles. The mainly Athenian army marched the 26 or so miles back to Athens, because the Persians were sailing around the coast to attack it directly. Over the years, it seems that the two stories have become somewhat conflated into the legend he mentions here. Still pretty funny though. And yes, I am no fun at parties, which is why I never go if asked.
I wonder what the swimming events would be like... the athletes would probably be just splashing around in a kiddie pool (normal pool would be too deep; they'd drown). :)
And in the 2024 Paris Olympics, who else but Snoop Dog carries the torch? I think Eddie might have been onto something here!
This is a GREAT idea. 😋
Of course all of the Netherlands' and Jamaican competitors would be immediately disqualified from all events ahead of time for having unfair advantages, wouldn't they?
I love how he squeeses humour out of dead jokes. Jokes that doesn't swing, he catches them mid air and make them funny anyway somehow. Legend.
God it's ugly. Is it gay?
As a currently stoned Brit I can note we’d love a Stoned Olympics didn’t fuck win fuck all in 2012! Let’s it make it happen.
Sounds great
Wake and bake. In training.
Now why isn't my country trying to get these Olympic games??
Just take a moment to imagine how much fun life would be if people like Eddie Izzard were running the world.
Hits different after the "2020" Olympics
The humor and kind of acting of Eddie Izzard might be not everyones taste, but would he fit in everyones taste, he wouldn't be this great comedian (and, by the way, a great human being) that he is. Sorry for my English, I‘m from Jupiter and grew up in a tiny Marsian community, so I can‘t even understand Jupiterish.
We had something similar in the 80's, called the freak Olympics. Every team has it drug of choice and must stick with it during all the "events"! The only event I recall is the pickle race, the contestants ran a 50 metre foot race, whilst holding a pickle in their arse...no hands allowed...oh, I forgot, it was also a relay race😎😜☠️⚡
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This year in the name of social distancing and the environment the Japanese gave the athlete's village cardboard beds to discourage the athletes from 'sharing.'🤔
The torch would be lit in Jamaica
😁
That would be more entertaining than the actual Olympics
British 100 metres... 'excuse me', 'pardon me'... he forgot 'sorry'. This is so true! 🤣🤣🤣
Actually, as far as I recall, the Pheidippides legend has it's origins based in the 1879 poem of the same name. The runner was actually sent to ask Sparta for help, a distance of around 140 miles. The mainly Athenian army marched the 26 or so miles back to Athens, because the Persians were sailing around the coast to attack it directly. Over the years, it seems that the two stories have become somewhat conflated into the legend he mentions here. Still pretty funny though. And yes, I am no fun at parties, which is why I never go if asked.
Oh dear. British Olympics? Lol To the pub!!
The ‘3-0’ line was so underrated! So funny! 😂😂
The high jump in the stoned olympics would be just a bunch of stoners in a bounce house jumping up and down.
They're all high so would they all win? :P
MOST videos are 4:20. (Give take a minute).
Jo Bckts For cannabis users, it has a special meaning.
And why deep thought took so long to arrive at 42 as the meaning of life. Just forgetting the point in the middle, as you do.
I'd hear Eddie Izzard saying fucking hell or bloody hell all day long.
Brightly painted children... XD
I think the Canadian team might give the Brits a stroll for their money in the British 100 meters.
Stoned Olympics video is 4:20 long
More realistic than the regular Olympics, I watch the commercials for that and think "No ordinary human being can do any of those things"
Did anyone else notice the video is 4:20 long?
Huh?
4:21 here
Google it. on April 20 they had a whole expose. look at Norml.
4:19 actually but I suppose it's close enough...
how can you not love it?I want to be in the stoned Olympics.
I'd just stay home and do my drugs there!
Holy shit!
420 was the bill that was passed 4 pot 420 is pot time just like there is a Miller time! I watch alot of NatGeo!
Nope. It was coined by smokers referring to when they'd go off to smoke, not the police.
420 is the code that the police in the United States use to depict someone busted for using pot.
Not according to Snopes www.snopes.com/language/stories/420.asp Nazi's also celebrate it as it is also Hitler's birthday
That is some funny shit :-)
I kind of want to downvote your comment to bring it back to 420.
Length of this video : 4:20 !
I wonder what the swimming events would be like... the athletes would probably be just splashing around in a kiddie pool (normal pool would be too deep; they'd drown). :)
Lol 4:20
1:28 da fuq? robin williams steal from him or other way around
google eddies favourite political party.. labour25 dot c om .
i would take part, whens it happening and i presume it to be in amsterdam or ukraine?
that's 10 times perfection
Way to go guys EPIC FAIL!
ok, thats a great anti-troll...you win
nah, fuq dat, im eyeballin meth bro
His false eye lash is falling off his right our left. now thats funny.