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Luke Heggie
Australia
เข้าร่วมเมื่อ 10 ธ.ค. 2019
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Luke Heggie is an award-winning, touring, stand-up comedian based in Sydney Australia. Luke writes and performs a brand new killer hour of comedy every year for shows in Australia, New Zealand and overseas. He will be bringing his dry, dead pan manner with his no-nonsense one liners to a town near you soon.
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cloud.e.century.com.au/LukeHeggie
Luke Heggie is an award-winning, touring, stand-up comedian based in Sydney Australia. Luke writes and performs a brand new killer hour of comedy every year for shows in Australia, New Zealand and overseas. He will be bringing his dry, dead pan manner with his no-nonsense one liners to a town near you soon.
Purchase official Luke Heggie Merchandise here
lukeheggieshop.square.site/
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AUSTRALIAN TOUR 2024
GROGAN
ON SALE NOW
Adelaide 5-16 March
Gold Coast 21-22 March
Canberra 23 March
Melbourne - 27 March to 21 April
Perth - 3 May
Brisbane 9-12 May
Sydney - 17-18 May
No Lowbreeds.
Leave a tip, or purchase official merchandise here:
lukeheggieshop.square.site/
Lodge a multiple choice complaint form here: (I don't read them but you'll still get to have a whinge)
www.lukeheggie.com/
Sign up to my mailing list to be notified when I'm next performing near you here:
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AUSTRALIAN TOUR 2024
GROGAN
ON SALE NOW
Adelaide 5-16 March
Gold Coast 21-22 March
Canberra 23 March
Melbourne - 27 March to 21 April
Perth - 3 May
Brisbane 9-12 May
Sydney - 17-18 May
No Lowbreeds.
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Legend
Honestly this dude is a world class act and if you get a chance, check him out before the US steal him
😂
Cool ☔⭐🌛
This guy is great!
What do you mean? 🐿
What about catholic school boys talking out the side of their mouth asking “ have you finished yet Father”?
Holy shit it's that archer from Elder Scrolls Online
This better be worth the google search
Yes I know how disgusted I was when, before parenthood, I heard parents just lose it completely and call there child a "little shit!" Usually toward a kid verging on adolescent boundary testing at the worst possible time for the parent. I was very surprised when I heard those words spray from my own mouth years later. My opportunistic, dishonest behaviour came into play when pokemon cards lazily left lying on the bedroom floor were not, confiscated honestly and openly for laziness, but secreted in other places in the bedroom. Then I lied to my son that I didn't know where they were and he probably lost them through being so untidy. Which WAS half true.
Genius!
😂 😂 😂
I would’ve laughed. Hard.
Only 2 people commented😂😂
And nobody liked your comment 😢
Yet women perpetuate this myth that they are dominated by their husbands.
Look at the wife . She's only there as the designated driver , her friends husbands are a grim lucky dip indeed . Be stuffed if I'm socialising with most of them & not drink . Lol
guy is legit 🔥
#Banger! 💥💥💥
Fuck me, the accuracy is so insanely on point. . .
Your one of a kind please do more
We’ve all been there, as a child and an adult
Beat deadpan comedian I've seen in yonks aye
Not bad for a comedian considering he isn't a show panelist.
Where is the full video? Can't find it anymore...
Type Like Heggie Stand up...there's a few hour long shows.
Very funny! ❤
Funny you should say that, you've combed your fridge right over the whole front of your forehead
A+ comment Refrigerators should be at the back on one’s forehead.
If your kid is a nerd,embrace it,nerds,yes they cop shit at school,but they become something,when grown,look at Bill gates,Elon musk and Mark Zuckerberg,the smartest and the richest ✌️
So true.
Put the tools down pick up the mike
😢😅laugh & cry very good have loved Luke from his first wry comment !