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The Average
เข้าร่วมเมื่อ 20 ม.ค. 2023
Welcome to **The Average Podcast**! We don’t just review movies-we score them based on how they’d hold up in social settings. Whether you’re watching with friends, family, or a crowd, we break down how a movie performs according to **The Average** criteria. Your hosts, Tim and Jonathan, will guide you through our ratings, but we want YOU to be part of the conversation!
Head over to our Instagram, download the scorecard, and share your thoughts with us. We’ll feature your scores and opinions on upcoming episodes!
Be sure to follow us on all platforms: [linktr.ee/theaveragereviews](linktr.ee/theaveragereviews).
Head over to our Instagram, download the scorecard, and share your thoughts with us. We’ll feature your scores and opinions on upcoming episodes!
Be sure to follow us on all platforms: [linktr.ee/theaveragereviews](linktr.ee/theaveragereviews).
13 Nights of Halloween BONUS: Indiana State Sanatorium ONE OF AMERICA'S MOST HAUNTED LOCATIONS
SURPRISE BONUS EPISODE! We got the ultimate Halloween weekend experience-touring the legendary Indiana State Sanatorium! This is one of the most haunted spots in America, with a history of chilling tales and paranormal activity. Originally built in 1908 as a tuberculosis hospital, the Sanatorium treated countless patients over the years and was later repurposed as a mental health facility. Decades of suffering, loss, and mystery linger in these walls, and some say the spirits of past patients still roam the halls. 😱
This isn’t a polished video. No fancy edits-just raw footage strung together for those who, like us, can’t get enough of haunted or abandoned places. Consider it a bonus taste of horror while we gear up for Season Three of our movie reviews, coming this January!
Watch if you dare, and let us know if you spot anything… unusual.
#IndianaStateSanatorium #HauntedPlaces #ParanormalActivity #GhostHunting #AbandonedPlaces #HauntedAsylums #HalloweenBonus #13NightsOfHalloween #SpookySeason #HorrorCommunity #GhostStories #StayScary #SanatoriumTours”
This isn’t a polished video. No fancy edits-just raw footage strung together for those who, like us, can’t get enough of haunted or abandoned places. Consider it a bonus taste of horror while we gear up for Season Three of our movie reviews, coming this January!
Watch if you dare, and let us know if you spot anything… unusual.
#IndianaStateSanatorium #HauntedPlaces #ParanormalActivity #GhostHunting #AbandonedPlaces #HauntedAsylums #HalloweenBonus #13NightsOfHalloween #SpookySeason #HorrorCommunity #GhostStories #StayScary #SanatoriumTours”
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13 Nights of Halloween S2.N13: Black Christmas 1974
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Night 13 of 13 Nights of Halloween: Black Christmas (1974) - The Grand Finale We’ve made it to the chilling conclusion of our 13 Nights of Halloween series, and we’re closing out with a true horror classic-*Black Christmas* (1974). This is where it all began, the original slasher that redefined holiday horror and paved the way for countless imitators. For this grand finale, we’re thrilled to be...
13 Nights of Halloween S2N12: The Thing From Another World
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Night 12 of 13 Nights of Halloween brings us to the classic sci-fi horror, The Thing From Another World (1951)! 🌌👽 Tonight, it’s just Johnathan and me as we dive into this iconic black-and-white masterpiece, directed by Christian Nyby and produced by the legendary Howard Hawks. Based on the novella “Who Goes There?” by John W. Campbell, this film set the stage for generations of alien horror. W...
13 Nights of Halloween S2.N11: Invasion of the Body Snatchers 1956
มุมมอง 19714 วันที่ผ่านมา
Night 11 brings us to Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)! Join @travelingstrawberries and @evan.brandon as they dive into the paranoia-fueled sci-fi classic that keeps viewers questioning reality even decades later. Watch as they explore the film’s timeless themes of conformity, fear, and identity in Cold War America, and share their favorite scenes and insights. Don’t miss this discussion o...
13 Nights of Halloween S2.N10: The Fly (1958) with @thenightclubpodcast
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🦠 Episode 10 of 13 Nights of Halloween 🦠 For Night 10, we’re taking a nostalgic trip back to the 1950s with The Fly (1958) starring the legendary Vincent Price! Join us and our awesome guest, Travis from @thenightclubpodcast, as we dissect the classic sci-fi horror that brought us the unforgettable line, “Help meee!” We’ll dive into the film’s iconic moments, its impact on the genre, and why it...
13 Nights of Halloween S2.N9: Suspiria 1977
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Night 9 of 13 Nights of Halloween: Suspiria (1977) Tonight, we’re venturing into the vividly twisted world of Dario Argento’s *Suspiria* (1977)-a true visual and auditory horror masterpiece. Prepare yourself for a journey through a kaleidoscope of terror with one of the most influential horror films of all time. Joining us is David from @journeywithacinephile, bringing his expertise to unravel ...
13 Nights of Halloween S2N8: House of Wax 1953
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Night 8 of 13 Nights of Halloween: House of Wax (1953) Tonight, we’re stepping back in time for a true horror classic-*House of Wax* (1953). Join us as we delve into this eerie masterpiece with the legendary Vincent Price bringing the chills and thrills in a performance that’s nothing short of iconic. We’re joined by Ricky from @thenightclubpodcast to break down all the spine-tingling moments, ...
13 Nights of Halloween S2.N7: Black Xmas (Black Christmas 2006)
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Night 7 of 13 Nights of Halloween: Black Xmas (2006) We’re back with another round of holiday horror as we dive into *Black Xmas* (2006) for Night 7 of our 13 Nights of Halloween series! This one’s a blood-soaked trip through festive frights, and we’ve got special guests @ivy_tholen and @black.chrismas joining us again to dissect all the gory details. Is this 2006 remake a twisted yuletide trea...
13 Nights of Halloween S2.N6: John Carpenter's The Thing
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🎃 Night 6 of our 13 Nights of Halloween takes us deep into the frozen horror of John Carpenter’s The Thing (1982)! 🧊👽 In this episode, we’ll explore the paranoia, mind-blowing practical effects, and chilling suspense that make this movie a true horror classic. Don’t forget to check out the cocktail pairing for this episode on our Instagram so you can enjoy a themed drink while you watch! 🍸❄️ We...
13 Nights of Halloween S2.N5: Invasion of the Body Snatchers 1978
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👽 Night 5 of our 13 Nights of Halloween dives into the unsettling world of Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)! We’re thrilled to be joined by @travelingstrawberries and @evan.brandon as we discuss the paranoia, eerie atmosphere, and iconic performances in this classic sci-fi horror. Be sure to head over to our Instagram for a specially crafted cocktail pairing that fits the vibe of the episo...
13 Nights of Halloween S2.4: The Fly 1986
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13 Nights of Halloween S2.4: The Fly 1986
13 Nights of Halloween S2.N3: Suspiria 2018
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13 Nights of Halloween S2.N3: Suspiria 2018
13 Nights of Halloween S2.N2: House of Wax 2005
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13 Nights of Halloween S2.N2: House of Wax 2005
13 Nights of Halloween S2.N1: Black Christmas 2019
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13 Nights of Halloween S2.N1: Black Christmas 2019
Broadcast Interruption: Rings of Power Se.E8.
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Broadcast Interruption: Rings of Power Se.E8.
S2.E20. The Autopsy of Jane Doe w/ @paulwks.art
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S2.E20. The Autopsy of Jane Doe w/ @paulwks.art
Broadcast Interruption: Rings of Power S2.E7.
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Broadcast Interruption: Rings of Power S2.E7.
Broadcast Interruption: Rings of Power Season 2.E6.
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Broadcast Interruption: Rings of Power Season 2.E6.
Broadcast Interruption: Rings of Power Season 2. E5.
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Broadcast Interruption: Rings of Power Season 2. E5.
Broadcast Interruption: Rings of Power Season 2. E3 & 4
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Broadcast Interruption: Rings of Power Season 2. E3 & 4
Broadcast Interruption: Rings of Power Season 2. E1&2
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Broadcast Interruption: Rings of Power Season 2. E1&2
Summer Vacation Week One: State Park (Heavy Metal Summer)
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Summer Vacation Week One: State Park (Heavy Metal Summer)
1:30:00 If you watch the film again, you'll see that Matthew kicks the pod next to the banjo player and his dog. Red stuff comes oozing out. So it was a damaged pod that created the man/dog pod creature.
Love that catch! I have to go back and check that scene out!
Such a fun watch!
Idk, the thing is a remake in the loosest possible terms. I don’t even call it a remake really.
Not wrong, we even forgot to mention that this is closer to the novel they are both based on!
@@theaveragereviews definitely! I’m excited to see if the rumors are true about a fresh adaptation of the longer novel Frozen Hell.
Really enjoyed this, thanks guys!
Awesome! We are happy to hear that!
*Points and screams*
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👏👏👏👏
wait until tomorrow!
Love this movie - also The Stuff is a masterpiece as well! Such fun!
it sure is! That one may need to be added to our list for next season! (The new movie The Substance just reminds me of The Stuff -in name only. But i am going to have to watch it for that)
As co-host(just not on this episode) I recommend you watch the other episodes of The Average and give us some more feedback. Dig in deep and tell us what you think.
Don’t recommend channel
Episode 3: it is now beyond saving
They hate seeing something they loved so much growing up get ruined by people that dont even understand the lore. Its not just star wars, its happening to a lot of the media straight men consume, to the point it feels like its an attack on us. Star wars, mad max, doctor who, bud light, video games, superheroes, etc. Its not just that its DEI, its that theyre sacrificing quality writing for it. Then theu want to act surprised why their losing money when theyre alienating 85% of their target audience. And then they want to blame it on us. So yes, we hate them and are tired of it and are standing up to it finally. We will continue to ratio anything DEI straight into the trash
What a weak man you are, if you are threatened by other people getting their day in the sun.
Why do so many incel Star Wars "fans" actually hate Star Wars?
Why do you think hating the most recent garbage equates into hating the entire history of Star Wars? I really love the original movies, and the prequels came out when I was a kid and teenager, I played pretty much every Star Wars video game that ever came out. Everything has been brought lower and lower by the newest Star Wars content, Jedi train to move numerous rocks with their mind at once while standing upside down on one hand and a Jedi Master isn't able to deflect two throwing knives? Lightsabers used to kill a person with a single slash to the body, now people can get fully stabbed through with a glowing hot blade of plasma and they shrug it off by the next episode.
Its trash now
@@jgriss353 I don't think so, I think you just can't stand other people being spotlighted if they aren't straight white men, which is sad really.
@@Kriggs187 I really dont pay attention to any of that stuff, if its good content then i would like it. The fight scenes were good. You seem to have an agenda aye
Cope maxed
Is this a joke?
As a 43 year old male Star Wars is no longer my cup of tea. The younger generation of females are now it's custodians.
Brother there's Andor, The Mandolorian, Kenobi, Solo, Book of Boba Fett, I think the Galaxy is big enough to have shows with different central actors.
@@neutronstarpilot4393 Kenobi is not a very bad piece of media, not only because of what it did for Kenobi, but how people in it behave and the rules it broke Same goes for Boba Fett and Mandalorian after season 2 So was Solo The central actor and its gender does not matter, it is how they are, there was no problem with Leia, Padme, Cara Dune, Bo-Katan season 2... but Reva, was a big problem from a story point where she uses 0 logic to conduct her actions, Rey was a plank of wood with no actual personality except her being a Palpatine and all around genius without any personality, Boba Fett had no testikles or charisma, and was nothing close to the Boba Fett that was in the early Star Wars, where his presence was felt even though he had barely 15minutes of screen time in 3 movies, and here he is very bland and unimportant...
@eozineable My point was more that Star Wars does vary the lead actors of projects. And nothing has really bothered me with current Star Wars, some things are better than others in terms of writing and other qualities, But I see the people saying it's shattered their enjoyment of Star Wars and I'm really just not there. I've no problem people enjoying something or people saying that something is not for them But some people take things too far and some content creators just are incredibly ott and it's a little silly and fairly rediculose And that is something I just don't get.
Sh%# fan fiction (fan being used very loosely) is not Star Wars
Pull on my thread harder.
The Thread is Female lol
The worst written show I may have ever watched.
Cope
I think when they refer to the force as strings or a thread its perhaps some sort of reference to quantum mechanics and string theory.
Cope
Moron.
Wow if you think this saves starwars you are crazy.
126 views. 1 like. ALMOST the same ratio as the sh!tsh0w itself!
The cringiest cope I am very seen. You will figure it out once you walk away.
They are shitting on it you idiot.
I don't know anyone who has Disney plus. To give you some context of my friend base, my wife and i have a 6 year old, and a 2 year old.
Glad to be part of the crew!
This movie doesn't even try to be Rosemarys baby and it is very deliberate. It just supresses all connection with the pregnancy and any motherly sentiments, because they need to get away with that atrocious end scene.
There’s a lot I can say about this movie. I actually enjoyed it from a “I’m watching this as a kid of about 13”. The movie did scare me at that time a bit in the jump scares but some of the big reveals I figured out/wasn’t surprised.
I was pretty harsh in my initial judgement. This movie has some nostalgic charm that I might come back to! Thanks for your thoughts!
the point of the girlfriend is to show, that as a white person, she does not have any skin in the game. she is just one of those people who is in it until it gets serious, and then she bails. its to show the difference between the native people and the white people in the town. She is there to show that the protests mean something to the daughter but they are just a bandwaggon to jump on for the girlfriend.
That is a great perspective! I love that actually.
I have never played the game, and was worried I wouldn’t get the movie because of that but I had a good time with this movie as a comedic take on medieval fantasy films. A lot of the humour and jokes hit for me, the action was fun, and I enjoyed the characters. I appreciated that the movie was very accessible to a new comer like me and happy I walked out with a smile on my face.
We totally agree! Glad you had a great time with this one. And yeah, I actually appreciate the comedic take. That keeps it from being compared the other medieval fantasy films.
Good conversation. This is the most unique film I've seen in a very long time. I saw it on Shudder weeks ago for the first time. Not a psychopath here ;) but the recommendation I received was to watch it alone in a totally dark room without any distractions. I sat at rapt attention, hardly moving for 100 minutes. It stuck with me for weeks until I picked up the Blu Ray and I've watched it twice since. I picked up on a few things I didn't catch the first time around...but my eyes and brain still search for something back there in the film grain and darkness. I feel that those who hate it--and they are very vocal--just have a hard time having to put so much effort into a film, having a hard time investing, so to speak.
Sad Movie 🥲
Spider Pig, Spider Pig...
Best movie ever
Wow, so spider man