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god send conspirator by coheed and cambria plus lyrics
my favorite band
lyrics here
Hold in your last breath and stare.
Assure me your metronome's left arm stick shift
is stuck on the right words in your ear.
Did you hear me loud and clear? In sight and out of mind?
Cautiously avoiding the cracks not to disturb your steadied arm straight line.
The facts before a climb... a plan before a crime.
Tired in the days that passed away
sporadically arranged across the floor when you've got it made.
Dear Mariah, the world's not big enough
for the both of us when we live in the same town, that's wrong.
Fight on fire (fight on fire), burn my hands till I
got nothing left to count my numbers on that's wrong, what's wrong?
Your wise ass comments could cheer you up.
The emotional disturbance: relax, deep breathe, sit back
from the space in which you stand, here and in demand.
Don't touch a fresh wound that bleeds
all over your carpets the stains, the story book remains,
and the page that states you've lied.
Accept and then reply, acknowledge the other guy,
Tired in the days that passed away
sporadically arranged across the floor when you've got it made.
Dear Mariah, the world's not big enough
for the both of us when we live in the same town, that's wrong.
Fight on fire (fight on fire), burn my hands till I
got nothing left to count my numbers on
Don't change your mind when all's been won
your words in time, with the loss that you'd let them go.
Don't let them fall if your grip's not strong
in time decide... with the words that you'd let them go
Don't let them fall if your grip's not strong.
Dear Mariah, come sleep in your own...
Dear Mariah, come sleep in your own...
Dear Mariah, come sleep in your own...
Dear Mariah, come sleep in your own {bed}.
When eye meets eye be calm
Will lie here alone locked the children in the floor.
When eye meets eye be calm
Will lie here alone locked the children in the floor
When eye meets eye (your dreams can't last forever)
Will lie here alone locked the children in the floor, in the floor.
Father figure wraps his face down
we're coming home to you.
(Who sat me down here?)
Your dreams can't last forever
Locked the children in the floor.
(Who sat me down here?) When eye meets eye (your dreams can't last forever)
Will lie here alone locked the children in the floor.
[to fade]
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fat guy in a little coat little kid
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  • @DustinTomusiak
    @DustinTomusiak หลายเดือนก่อน

    You can actually hear Dane Cook break character and Crack himself up near the end of his bit 😂

  • @russasher6962
    @russasher6962 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Duder Down the Line Is Cracking Up Bwaahhahahaa nO NO Beacon on the Sahalad Classic

  • @Razziazor
    @Razziazor 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    He's actually cracking up at the end while getting whipped lmao too funny

  • @GOSUmartialarts
    @GOSUmartialarts 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    which actor were you?

  • @himonightbreeze
    @himonightbreeze 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This movie was hilarious before 16 years of food service. Now it's just relatable.

  • @Mach5Johnny
    @Mach5Johnny 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Funniest part about this scene is that Dane Cook is trying hard not to break character and busting up laughing! Haha

  • @zacharyrodriguez6027
    @zacharyrodriguez6027 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The comedy in this era was different! You would be offending everyone if you DIDN’T laugh

  • @thedeadender5486
    @thedeadender5486 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man the actors had fun with this one

  • @moderman512
    @moderman512 ปีที่แล้ว

    This movie nails it

  • @josephb.5276
    @josephb.5276 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think that shit was hilarious!!

  • @jimmysandonato3403
    @jimmysandonato3403 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just liked and subscribed because only a service worker would run this channel

  • @NOSchild
    @NOSchild ปีที่แล้ว

    As a lifelong cook this is without a doubt the funniest f****** scene I've ever sense😂

  • @John2verse5
    @John2verse5 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    😅😅

  • @bobbynieswender3869
    @bobbynieswender3869 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's like the restaurant I work at!!!!lol

  • @sgtjohnson
    @sgtjohnson 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    *EVERY* restaurant has a waitress like Naomi

  • @christophercucchi6048
    @christophercucchi6048 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I absolutely crack the fuck up on “ no bacon on the salad “ oh no oh no mmmmm mmmmm no bacon on the salad it’s my favorite scene

  • @alxtnt57
    @alxtnt57 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    absolutely hysterical.. so fuking funny

  • @alejandroWar23
    @alejandroWar23 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    My friend and I say this to our boss everyday lmao

  • @304Kid
    @304Kid 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I work as a line cook, and yes we are that over the top. Our whole vibe is just chaotic neutral.

    • @doct0rnic
      @doct0rnic ปีที่แล้ว

      I can imagine, it would be more fun to work in the back vs waiting

  • @armandogutierrez1451
    @armandogutierrez1451 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yes master right away master no bacon on salad master 😂😂😂

  • @drumbumrockyable
    @drumbumrockyable 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You notice the black guy standing in the background like wtffff????

  • @pitt8274
    @pitt8274 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man he paid the cost for that bacon smh😅

  • @felixcontreras6431
    @felixcontreras6431 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    2021 & I’m barely noticing black dude in the way back

  • @sgtjohnson
    @sgtjohnson 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Day is never finished, massa got me workin, someday massa set me free

  • @velveetaslingshot
    @velveetaslingshot 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dane Cook is prolly sweating bullets waiting for the cancel mob to discover this!

  • @diegogutierrez536
    @diegogutierrez536 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Now imagine this coming out in 2021 😂

  • @df8600
    @df8600 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    When we were allowed to be funny.

    • @squirtlejim8727
      @squirtlejim8727 ปีที่แล้ว

      i believe you ment to write "i am unable to be funny"

  • @ghostofsparta6877
    @ghostofsparta6877 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lionsgate suggested Antebellum during the bacon scene 😂

  • @gringogringo5028
    @gringogringo5028 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    What’s the Movie name?

  • @johnnyanon5011
    @johnnyanon5011 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    It is 2020 and this is fucking hilarious

  • @scottdawg609
    @scottdawg609 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ahh naww naww please...!!

  • @Screw064
    @Screw064 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Took me a long time to figure out the movie even tho I read the title

  • @MynameisDmitri
    @MynameisDmitri 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    one of the best scenes i have ever seen

  • @spanish4518
    @spanish4518 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Watching this in 2020 and thinking of how bad this would trigger the masses

    • @RedVelvetBlackleather
      @RedVelvetBlackleather 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Art should be art; not an essay piece on the plight of people of color? And what the hell does that even mean? I turn pink when I laugh to much (because of my white skin) and I have red hair... it’s that not color?

    • @amiranayanna1135
      @amiranayanna1135 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was thinking the same thing but I LOVE IT 😭

  • @aaronenix6418
    @aaronenix6418 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    we out here gator bois

  • @komrad4life
    @komrad4life 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Let’s share this in 2020 😂

    • @GregMuniz7
      @GregMuniz7 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I did on my insta story right now

  • @georginas7225
    @georginas7225 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    My dad showed me this band and ill never forget it. This band is fuckin awesome I'm still trying to figure out the right way to listen in order of the story lol

  • @jwhy12
    @jwhy12 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Carpe deez nuts. Got I can’t wait to quit this job”

  • @JohnDoe-nu6si
    @JohnDoe-nu6si 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    My name is Tdawg bitch! *manager combusts into flames*

  • @covidboy1
    @covidboy1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hands down...funny as fuuuuck

  • @blacjackdaniels200
    @blacjackdaniels200 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    How do you not have the CALVIN WORKS HEEEEERREEEE part?!

  • @jbellflower83
    @jbellflower83 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    EAT AT SHENANIGANS ENJOY YOUR FOOD EAT AT SHENANIGANS CALVIN WORKS HEREEE

    • @stephengreico2810
      @stephengreico2810 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @valarkov6455
      @valarkov6455 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cal - " do you have that steak for me?" *Floyd drops the steak Floyd - "f*ck youuuuu, bitch!" ... Oh, what a movie..

    • @willyorkmusic467
      @willyorkmusic467 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      “That’s hardly sanitary, Floyd” or whatever Calvin said after that lmao

  • @eduardbane79
    @eduardbane79 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fuckin ass pirate

  • @H3DG3xC043
    @H3DG3xC043 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmfao

  • @AllisonMagicElite
    @AllisonMagicElite 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    mmmm hmmm hmm... no bacon on the salad!

    • @H3DG3xC043
      @H3DG3xC043 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes master xD

    • @gringogringo5028
      @gringogringo5028 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Movie name??

    • @BlitzAMV
      @BlitzAMV 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gringogringo5028 waiting is the name

    • @chrism.1749
      @chrism.1749 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@H3DG3xC043 yes massa

    • @doct0rnic
      @doct0rnic ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gringogringo5028 Django

  • @taoisimdrunkard
    @taoisimdrunkard 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    i thought it was "father figure routes suspicion".

    • @HaleySioleski
      @HaleySioleski 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      makes sense that you would think that. it does kinda sound like he's saying that 💁

  • @MediaHell
    @MediaHell 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    in the lyric book for second stage "father figure wraps his face down" is absent. weird

  • @Nabiki73
    @Nabiki73 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    This scene is so funny that I'm sure Dane Cook had nothing to do with writing it.

    • @Defmek82
      @Defmek82 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      actually a lot of this movie was improv so yeah dane cook had plenty to do with it. sorry :/

    • @DirtyAstronaut
      @DirtyAstronaut 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Defmek82 you responded to a comment from 7 years ago. That's 2013. Congrats

    • @bigt1877
      @bigt1877 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hunter Cook you responded to a comment that’s 6 6 months old

    • @DirtyAstronaut
      @DirtyAstronaut 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bigt1877 66 months old? Or 6...

    • @bigt1877
      @bigt1877 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hunter Cook what do you think. I’ll let you figure it out

  • @midgar8784
    @midgar8784 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love the guy in the background as well. (:

  • @JimITheBanDit
    @JimITheBanDit 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Its so angry!