วีดีโอ

is this what the kids call nowadays a "boomer-shooter"?

this is my go-to meal video

i repulse this game

I love the visible terror in the mouse movements at the end of Trauma Loop

sure?!

never seen the game before so it feels like im watching youtube from another universe

Oh he never kills the triagons

gotta love the gravity switching thing being abused in here lol

Those office kills were CLEAN

Im surprised that going upside down and wagging mouse is faster than gerpendix given you can attach to bullets.

This is just like Gorbino’s quest. This is the Gorbino’s quest of life.

Why does the player character just sound like hes hurling sewage every time he jumps?

How u jump/move like that?

I'm so confused. 10/10.

Man Cruelty squad fucking sucks (affectionate)

This is probably the video that made me think "dayum,you could do that" the most times

Is time menuing in the final time count? If not, the stock market looks like a run killer

as someone who has only played the first mission,, why the fuck is he trading stocks mid speedrun

Lore of Cruelty Squad Speedrun - All Endings 16:52 (In-Game Timer) momentum 100

I love how in pyrocynical’s video he says he doesn’t know the tech for the bouncy bullets cuz no speedrunners use them but they are used here😂

amazing play

You wouldn't think the stick would allow you to jump this high, also the kicks for acceleration are hilarious. Well done!

If this run have bunny Hop music i would be glad so much

This is insano mode. I tried playing this game to no avail. I’m terrible at this game. To see you play so well and fast is so insanely hard and awesome to see. Love you

Absolute Chadbot.

How do u navigate these fucking uis

When the aliens in an extradimensional parallel universe try to create their own Doom-Minecraft crossover.

The archon grid shortcut blew my fucking mind

What’s that little green slug alien’s name?

This is what combining low-grade meth and acid must feel like

This looks like a game that would come out like when StarCraft did back in the day

Normally, i would try to imagine the absurdity of such events taking place in a speed run. Imagining realistic reactions to outlandish action. But this is cruelty squad. This *is* what's normal

I don't understand any of what I just saw... But cool!!!

postal but on postal

that mall section was actually insane. so clean dude

It took me a few days to get pharma that fast, hardest part is consistently hitting the kick jumps

In my multiple retries getting the divine Hq orb, I noticed you can just move the one barrel out of the corner and if you're turned towards the barrel diagonally goin into the vent you can slide in. Might be a second or two but just wanted to offer help you become the ultimate CEO I know you can be.

0:37 why is this so funny

How do you even get the G11 on day 1

the death upgrade early on is something i never even thought of!

oh, didnt knew there is normal weapons in this game 15:12 nvm 15:31

I was half watching a Jerma vod before this and about 5 minutes into the video I saw you pull a sick move and I was like “wow, did Jerma mess with his microphone or something?” Only to realize this is not a Jerma vod.

I took too many percs simulator

Speedrunning is the canonical method of playing Cruelty Squad.

I say completly optimized, that speedrun is sub 12 minutes. not that I am ever gonna prove this, but this is already a true CEO grindset classic.

THE CRUELTY SQUAD IS REAL!

Mom I'm scared

I have seen the pyro vid therefore I know that this is actually a job application

Any chance we can get a chapter for each ending?