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Bjorn Does Movies
เข้าร่วมเมื่อ 12 พ.ย. 2021
A Channel where Bjorn Does Movies. It's in the title. What does that mean? Hell if I Know. You figure it out, nerd.
The Rings Of Power Season 2 Review: Advanced Screening Adventure
Today, Bjorn the movie archaeologist reviews the ZZZ new Lord of the Rings TV Show: The Rings Of Power Season 2. This is truly an artifact that I was ZZZ to review. Here's our discord: discord.gg/hKZEY4ZKX6
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Writing Justice League Dark 2: The Second Act Part 2
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I try to write a sequel to my Justice League Dark movie titled Justice League Dark: Elseworlds. Will this movie flop and burn or will it be a fun exploration of a great dc comic storyline. Find out Week to Week as I attempt to write my first truly horrible script. In this episode, I write the second part of the second act.
Cooking Food From The Stormlight Archive: Alethi Curry (Cooking With Bjorn)
มุมมอง 3714 วันที่ผ่านมา
In this episode, Bjorn, the worlds greatest chef, cooks food from the awesome book series The Stormlight Archive. Today we cook Alethi Cremling Curry. Will it taste good or will it be bad? Find out in the video.
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Review: Advanced Screening Adventure
มุมมอง 1814 วันที่ผ่านมา
Today, Bjorn the movie archaeologist reviews the Spooky new Beetlejuice Movie: Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. This is truly an artifact that was fun to review. Here's our discord: discord.gg/hKZEY4ZKX6
Writing A Stormlight Archive TV Show: The First Episode
มุมมอง 5328 วันที่ผ่านมา
Bjorn the hack writer tries to write a Stormlight Archive TV adaption. Will I succeed in adapting Brandon Sanderson's Magnum Opus of the cosmere or will I fail horribly. Find out by watching. Link to the Free TH-cam Upload of the Way of Kings Audiobook: th-cam.com/video/ImJfoAtViWQ/w-d-xo.htmlsi=MiWDXHVx9mA-UWpt Amazon Link to the books: www.amazon.com/The-Stormlight-Archive-5-book-series/dp/B0...
Alien Romulus Review: Advanced Screening Adventure
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Today, Bjorn the movie archaeologist reviews the Spooky new Alien Movie: Alien Romulus. This is truly an artifact that I was Scared to review. Here's our discord: discord.gg/hKZEY4ZKX6
Borderlands Movie Review: Advanced Screening Adventure
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Today, Bjorn the movie archaeologist reviews the awful new Video Game Movie: Borderlands. This is truly an artifact that I was Sad to review. Here's our discord: discord.gg/hKZEY4ZKX6
Deadpool and Wolverine Review: Advanced Screening Adventure
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Today, Bjorn the movie archaeologist reviews the Funny new MCU Movie: Deadpool and Wolverine. This is truly an artifact that I was excited to review. Here's our discord: discord.gg/hKZEY4ZKX6
State of Bjorn Summer 2024: What I'm Working On
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We talk about what Bjorn has been cooking up for the rest of the year.
Dr. Disrespect, Bjorn's Vacation, Nuking the world: The Masocast Episode 13
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The Thirteenth episode of our podcast, where we tell stories of George RR Martin never writing, Vacations, Internet Creeps, and nukes! Here's our discord: discord.gg/hKZEY4ZKX6
Long Legs Review: Advanced Screening Adventure
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Today, Bjorn the movie archaeologist reviews the Spooky Horror Movie: Longlegs. This is truly an artifact that I was scared to review. Here's our discord: discord.gg/hKZEY4ZKX6
Writing Justice League Dark 2: The Second Act Part 1
มุมมอง 412 หลายเดือนก่อน
I try to write a sequel to my Justice League Dark movie titled Justice League Dark: Elseworlds. Will this movie flop and burn or will it be a fun exploration of a great comic storyline. Find out Week to Week as I attempt to write my first truly horrible script. In this episode, I write the first part of the second act.
A Quiet Place Day One Review: Advanced Screening Adventures
มุมมอง 372 หลายเดือนก่อน
Today, Bjorn the movie archaeologist reviews the surprising new Quiet Place Movie: A Quiet Place Day One. This is truly an artifact that I was excited to review. Here's our discord: discord.gg/hKZEY4ZKX6
Announcing the Winners of the 2024 Thai Chili Script Writing Contest Ft Celebrity Host: Bjorn
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We announce the Winners of the First Ever Bjorn Does Movies Writing Contest! Come to see if you won, stay for the host's terrible, awful, cringe jokes.
Introduction to Magic Systems: Bjorn's Writing 101 Episode 3
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Introduction to Magic Systems: Bjorn's Writing 101 Episode 3
Furiosa A Mad Max Saga: Advanced Screening Adventure
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Furiosa A Mad Max Saga: Advanced Screening Adventure
Writing DC's The Get-Out Guys: Introducing the Characters
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Writing DC's The Get-Out Guys: Introducing the Characters
Kingdom Of the Planet Of the Apes Review: Advanced Screening Adventures
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Kingdom Of the Planet Of the Apes Review: Advanced Screening Adventures
Writing Justice League Dark 2: The First Act
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Writing Justice League Dark 2: The First Act
The Fall Guy Review: Advanced Screening Adventure
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The Fall Guy Review: Advanced Screening Adventure
Reading My Terrible College Script: Garage Ninja! 200 Sub Special!
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Reading My Terrible College Script: Garage Ninja! 200 Sub Special!
The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare Review: Advanced Screening Adventure
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The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare Review: Advanced Screening Adventure
Writing an MCU Thunderbolts Movie: The Full Series
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Writing an MCU Thunderbolts Movie: The Full Series
Fallout TV Show Episode 1-3 Review: Advanced Screening Adventure
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Fallout TV Show Episode 1-3 Review: Advanced Screening Adventure
Monkey Man Review: Advanced Screening Adventure
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Monkey Man Review: Advanced Screening Adventure
Writing A Justice League Movie: Introducing the Characters
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Writing A Justice League Movie: Introducing the Characters
Writing A Fallout TV Show: The First Episode
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Writing A Fallout TV Show: The First Episode
Ghostbusters Frozen Empire: Advanced Screening Adventures
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Ghostbusters Frozen Empire: Advanced Screening Adventures
Writing the MCU Thunderbolts 2: The Finale
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Writing the MCU Thunderbolts 2: The Finale
Very astutely put.
It was simply the best way to describe the show.
I just started watching this video. I wanna say, dude, I'm loving this stories, I can imagine a lot of the scenes. There are a lot of clever lines and good dialogue between the characters (in both of the previous movies/scripts). I loved the way you handled the characters. I'm looking forward to this ending
I'm glad you're enjoying. My goal is one day be a novelist and these scripts are just sort of fun practice for me.
Just finished watching. Can't believe Clock King betrayed the squad. I wish Sportsmaster had survived.
I like to keep people on their toes. If they can guess the ending what's the point? Always expect the unexpected with my stuff
@@bjorndoesmovies I like that
You should do a casting video about your characters
I did one for the Suicide Squad I should do one for Justice League Dark and the Thunderbolts
I loved this video and the way ypu wxplained everything, my predictions are that Tin eyed man, beard hunter, killer frost, candlemaker and either metallo or sportsmaster are gonna die.
If you enjoyed this the full script is uploaded. Are at the whole thing and narrated it. th-cam.com/video/IHNJzSwUqW4/w-d-xo.html
@@bjorndoesmoviesI'll for sure watch it!
I’m starting to think there never was a Rick and Morty lab coat replica
Nah it's real. I've got a complaint in the corporate at the Rick and Morty replica lab coat company. We're going to get that fucking lab coat or die trying
i like sports master is cool i hope he well be in the dcu
Him and clock king are my can we please get these people in a movie characters
@@bjorndoesmovies james gunn understands the comics so i trust him
i got a team for suicide squad 5 death stroke harley quinn dr phosphrus reverse flash onomatopoeia and king shark
hmm for my suicide squad i would have dead shot harley quinn fire fly death stroke captain cold and bane what you think ?
I think that's a good start. I love Firefly and captain Cold. I might recommend a few more characters so you can kill a few and still have enough for a script. 👍
@@bjorndoesmovies hmm marlin ( the green arrow villain ) i want to keep captain cold alive but he broke out of jail hmm i would replace him with killer frost
The only thing I can't forgive is how short your accordion solo was, honestly disappointed in you...
It was freaking out the dog. If I kept doing that I'd have to make a second apology video to the dog
@@bjorndoesmovies your terms are acceptable
in brave new world ross is becoming red hulk so yeah i want to put him in my thunderbolts team
Sounds like a good plan. I feature Red hulk in the upcoming third movie I'm writing.
It's a unicorn 🦄
Yeah they often lose their horns fighting. Dudes can't just stop fighting. It's basically the New York Subway out there
Sports master and clock king were badass 🙏
Clock king is one of my all time favorites. So underused in my opinion. If you liked this one, I wrote two more. You can find them on the channel.
@@bjorndoesmovies il be checking em out soon man 🙏
The Borderlands series is my favourite video game series ever. I knew this movie would suck, it was very obvious, even to non game fans
Oh I knew it would suck that's why I saw it. I just didn't realize how bad it was going to be
You know a movie is bad when upon watching it, your personality dissolves.
I mean I literally couldn't think of a joke in the movie. That wasn't a bit
6% at Rotten Tomatoes as of right now is truly impressive.
Oh while it went up. It was 0% when I saw it last
The ONLY thing I would change about snowflame is that I would make his addiction crippling to the point he needs a minor dose just to stay functional and what would amount to an overdose for a regular man to activate his actual power to balance him out.. BUT make him really overpowered while he is overdosed. That's the only thing I'd develop about snowflame. Everything else about him and his power set is perfect.
That sounds pretty good to me
You can tell he’s trying not to laugh so bad
Nah because i actually fuckin love this dude 😭 give him a solo film fr
Bjorn, honest question as a cinephile, what did you think of the five-minute live-action sex scene between Deadpool and Wolverine right after the final fight?
It turned me on
Bold to assume he- oh… well then… glad to see we agree
Worst dc villains? How did snowflame end up there where he is actually up there with joker
Watch part 2 man. People keep falling for this haha
No way you are on part two. I don't know what you're talking about man
Mans just read the title and started typing
For real lol
COCAIN BABY
Really love what you've got for both of these projects. Especially Indiana Jones. Based on what I'm seeing you've really nailed the type of humor and dialogue from the original trilogy.
Not to brag but it may even be Better than kingdom of the crystal skull
We need a Bjorncon now
Love the comparison to the state of the union address lmao
I know my importance lmao
Snowflame solos the dc universe
Real. His only match is condiment King.
I know this is extremely random but, anybody think that a justice league dark film as the batman who laughs as the villain?
I'm personally not a big fan of the Batman who laughs. That being said I guess it could work. All it takes is a good writer and anything can work.
So gripping
I'm glad you enjoyed it
@bjorndoesmovies I loved it. I wish had more interesting and helpful things to say, unfortunately, I'm not the brightest chip off the old block
Any comment is great and appreciated. Let's me gage people's thoughts lol
We need Snowflame to become the anti-hero/ antagonist we deserve
Sports master. Trying so hard not to get attached
If it makes you feel better, As I've said before, This one is probably my first script that actually has a happy ending.
@@bjorndoesmovies I just can’t trust that you won’t steal him from me again
It's inverse Earth. He died in the mainline universe.
Cap he lights himself on fire has immunity super strength and speed. With Pyrokinesses
Watch part 2 lmao
@@bjorndoesmovies I did thanks for it
Nah, me personally. I'm THE hotshot.
Also, I'm definitely participating in next years contest.
Had a lot of fun participating and am excited for next year. Only thing I would change is my rushed as fuck ending
If you ever want to add a new member to the team in a sequel or something I’d recommend Quakemaster (Robert Coleman) I imagine his earthquake ability could be useful for them
I've never heard of him, but I like the idea of making earthquakes. I'll have to check him out!
@@bjorndoesmovies he’s this guy with a powerful jackhammer device that can make earthquakes
Oh that's interesting. I like the big jackhammer as a goofy visual
@bjorndoesmovies hey, its diesel works. Could i get a link to the discord server? Please I'll explain why afterwards
It's in the description of every advanced screening adventure the video
I want Metallo to just step in a puddle of water and his suit to immediately malfunction and then he dies
You'll have to watch to the end of the script to find out If that happens lmao
Loved this. So annoying that your stuff doesn't show up on my feed
I think this video in particular didn't get shown to a lot of people. It happens. My latest one however went crazy so I can't complain.
Good to hear, dude. I really hope your channel explodes
Bro i just waned to recommend some villains hour other dc vidoes like elephant man bone chill dr blizzard the ink guy from teen titans please look them upand a hero you could use is monkey king is actual a dc hero look him up to please
Can you pitch a Sinister Six trilogy
I'll definitely think about it. I think I got to finish what I've already planned before I try to plan something new lmao. That being said mysterio is my favorite marvel villain.
@@bjorndoesmovies Ok
I want a The Get-Out Guys T-shirt
That's definitely something I'll consider. I've thought about doing merch if I hit 500. Since the get out guys isn't real I should be able to make merch of it legally
Here is the soundtrack for the movie BTW: th-cam.com/play/PLRV14oz226nMw2jUsyIuXfJpMupYwnnTr.html&si=ZqJ9zw2ZtGTkFdij
This is going to be peak fiction, let bro cook
Let's not get crazy. Velma season 2 came out these year
I just want to say thank you for this its amazing
I'm glad you like it
I like how this team is almost exactly the same lineup as the Suicide Squad vid I’ve been pushing off, look forward to seeing them being more fleshed out.
That's a crazy coincidence. What are the odds. Honestly this is pretty different takes on them even though they're the same base ideas. I actually made chunks of this quasi-canon to that
@@bjorndoesmoviesman that’s pretty wild. That’s a huge coincidence