Oh, this one is beyond comical! I and my comrade, we rode into town to offload some pelts and as we roared in, what do we see roaring out? Why, ah do declare, it was a German with the account name '' ravven_25 '' (14) and on seeing us, he did exactly what I expected him to do. He slowed down, he turned around and I could see the Teutonic thought processing going at full grind ... Feind PFU! Töten? Ja! PFUI! Wenn ich von hinten töte, werde ich zum großen Helden! Pfui! (enemy UGH! Kill? Ja! UGH! Me kill from behind, me be big hero! Ugh!) Jesus, it was beyond comical. He pointed guns at my comrade's back while he was selling, yeah, right, fritz, that's how you like to do it, from behind, in the dark, and it's just a pity that he was awake! So I defended my comrade, and when shit-for-brains noticed me aiming at them, they aimed at me, but I had decided by that time that they were just asking for it, so fucked 'em up with bullets ... one in the left eye socket, and then one in the right eye socket. It's just a pity he was sitting on the horse, otherwise, I would have nailed his dick to his crotch with a third.
Too much?
Ah, you're get over it. Within a few sausage and cabbage chugging seconds the offender was back and now gunning for me! Wheee, doggie, I love me a challenge! They waited for me outside the gun store, aww, was it that easy to get me? Nope, because I can multitask with the best of them, and left the server. Didn't see that coming now, did you asshole? I reported the incident as a griefing report to Rockstar Games. And Ravven, if you're looking in, I AM a practicing witch and can very easily send anything nasty that you try to send to me right back at you and would love to do so ... you hex me, I'll hex you until you have imps, elementals, and demons coming out of your mattress. You're just an amateur when it comes to the kraft. I would be particularly careful around mirrors for the next couple of weeks, especially after 3 A.M.
Es ist keine Ehre, andere Spieler zu beleidigen, und wenn Sie einen Kampf mit einem hochrangigen Spieler beginnen möchten, fragen Sie zuerst, warum er einen hohen Rang hat. Könnte es vielleicht sein, dass sie sich diesen Rang mit überragenden Kampffähigkeiten verdient haben - dass sie einen schwanzlutschenden Drecksack erkennen, wenn sie einen sehen, und dass sie vor allem jedem Deuce gegenüber äußerst misstrauisch sind, der ohne guten Grund eine Waffe auf einen anderen Spieler richtet.
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