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Whoever animated those beans knows how to dance😅 badass

Thanks TH-cam for suggesting this video, right after seeing the first video. I spent the last few days reading FOIA documents and now TH-cam must think I'm a conspiracy theorist.

I like that i immediately got the video about it after watching it like it's a cognito hazard, allegedly of course

Its crazy to see young people really question anything in the video as being 'schizo'. Ive watched this all play out throughout my life and 99.9% of all of this isnt obsucated at all. Theres journalism covering it all in real time putting it on record, official or not. The only way is to punish them so severely it will be another thousand years before the people in power seek to overextend themselves again. People are hopeless, they try to make you think overthrowing the government is impossible given its military resources, but it could happen in hours. We wouldnt need anything more than our hands and feet

TH-cam algorithm always recomebding stuff like this I want skibidi toilet lore video not this 😂

The first time i clicked on the video the audio didn't work.Shit's triggering the schizo in me

I don't want the glowies to find out about my 3TB of pirated Spongebob episodes :(((((((((

10:15 for clarity here, we know for a fact that the algorithm they used *_can_* have a backdoor. Computerphile made a video on it but, basically, in the spec it has two numbers you should use. These numbers are a part of how the algoritm functions. If these nunbers are random, it is secure. If these numbers are not random and in fact have some relation, then if you know how they are related you can decrypt the data. So, unless we find a leaked document specifically saying how the two numbers are related, we can't *_prove_* there is a backdoor... buuuut it seems pretty fuckong sketch that the standard made by the government that the government paid people to use over alternatives specifically demands we use two specific numbers, two numbers which, if you know how they are related, you can use to break the encryption. Basically, no, I can't prove you ate the cookies, but this jar is lighter than it was when I left, and you're the only one in here.

This feels like an alternate universe wendigoon video

Crazy how china and russia spy on their citizens huh?

Make more videos like this :)

Manmade horrors against my user safety

why are they reading my gay smut chat

Wikileaks man

The good news is the NSA sometimes works against itself. It's not just surveilance, they also want to fix vulnerabilities to prevent foreign powers from exploiting them. One hand wants to use vulnerabilities to gather more data, the other hand wants to fix vulnerabilities to stop other countries from gathering more data. We can only hope the white hat efforts are more successful than black hat.

*sometimes* I like whispering into my friend’s phone to give them weird ads “I need cream for my rash. My diarrhea butt rash. Cause I pooped my adult diaper.” (Of course I get the ads too cause my phone is near me but it’s worth it)

One thing that kinda makes me feel off whenever i think about stuff like this is why when we talk and the fbi and western goverment, people talk mystically and end up making (in my opinion) insane conspiracies. Like in contrast when we talk about our "enemies" like china and russia and theyre corruption, we at least talk about it in a more grounded and more realistic way. We recognise they also have corruption and the shady manipulative tactics they use. But when we talk about the very real tactics western goverments use i see people tend to use more dog whistles, mysicising and mythifying the goverments. Heck even people in more dictatory countries the people there still talk in a more rational way then we currently do. Am i missing something? Cause personally i dont think its helping when we talk about our own corruption like this, i fear and worry for a lot of these people who are loosing there minds and sanity and isolating themselves and making themselves more prone actual conspiracies. Its important to talk about corruption nationally and globaly, its important to call it out. But its also imporant to not lose our minds over this either. Edit: this is a bit of a ramble im sorry. I dont get why life is so complicated, i wish i lived in a world where i could just watch videos and movies and play videogames without being spied on. A world where the goverment was competent and not shady and for what? Being number 1? Being the most powerful? Man the goverments job is to protect people and make decisions that help its people. Not warmonger with other countries and "dissapear" who dont agree with that goal. Why cant we just chill and have fun, why does it have to be this way.

i mean at this point why even own a modern phone and computer? just get a little flip phone and a thinkbook with linux or smth and keep take the batteries out and throw them in a lead-lined box when not in use. i feel like if someone truly valued their privacy they just wouldnt own a computer in the first place. its not necessary to live, and mostly everything that you would need to do could just be done in person. banks have brick and mortar locations, so do tax assistants and rental/real estate offices. why play whack-a-mole with these hacks and devices when you could just eliminate the only way that they can be used against you? am i just being naive here?

damn, this deserves more views

6:33 fun fact: Intel ME and AMD PSP are literally incapable of doing what the scizopost is claiming they’re being used for. For one they’re not powerful enough, especially on consumer systems. Second. On consumer systems they’re only truly active during the boot up process, then they switch to an intermittent mode, where their job is to rotate the memory encryption keys and perform basic cryptography on rare occasions. They’re not powerful enough at all however to be used now the schizopost says they are.

6:33 fun fact: Intel ME and AMD PSP are literally incapable of doing what the scizopost is claiming they’re being used for. For one they’re not powerful enough, especially on consumer systems. Second. On consumer systems they’re only truly active during the boot up process, then they switch to an intermittent mode, where their job is to rotate the memory encryption keys and perform basic cryptography on rare occasions. They’re not powerful enough at all however to be used now the schizopost says they are.

So sad Stoneware Fox committed suicide from 6 gunshots to the back of the head, head covered in a plastic bag, wrapped a plastic tarp, chained to cement bricks, and dumped into the Hudson River at 2 a.m. when no one was there. Such a sad thing really.

Bros got Rosey cheeks

...that explains the delay of 36 hours when ordering my last laptop online then

The music of the video does not help with the intended emotion conveyed, the very harsh, abstract noise and the rhythm that is produces makes you stay even though you don’t want to

rest in peace, 5 shots to the back of the head. can't believe you were suicidal the entire time :(

Unrelated to the gov stuff, I wrote a comic about kidney beans vs baked beans when I was 7 or 8, always wondered if someone found it and turned it into this movie.

It’s not music from the matrix, it’s music from sin city specifically cells by the servant. If you can’t even get that right…I’m sorry that’s like a hint to me you aren’t very analytical and loose with words

The original post freaked me the fuck out. It's just the fucking vibe of it, it's bone-chilling, like imagine if the background was just a black screen.

That disclaimer was so cuck

✨Three letter agent glow so bright✨

This was literally the first recommended video after I finished watching the killer bean video. Coincidence???????? 🤔🤔🤔😳

erm why is there a black van outside my house?

thank you schizotranscriber

Good

Ayy nice to see the feds didn't get ya

What will you do if 50 years late the Killer Bean file gets FOIAed and this video is in there? Will you be upset?

this is deadass a cognitohazard lmfao

honestly I think working on hacking techniques and technologies is a waste for time, money and morals because if you used your super genius computer code math skill whatever the shit to investigate or analyze the related problems it would ve more faster and more affordable way to catch criminals without innocent getting hurt in the way rather than giving a narcissistic psychopath president the ability to monitor anything in the world but no you develop hacking technologies everyday in the name of security and defense and then use it for government taking down any activists or person that they don't like criminal or innocent or sell it to some gulf states only so they can use it on a journalist living in Turkey and you know what happened next..... hacking is a stupid way to get anything done to be honest and it will only spark other engineers and scientists making almost perfect security or encryption technologies and hacking will be useless anyways😂😂 anyways Mr.CIA I want to inform that I'm not working on any technology that would disable the supreme authority of monitoring anyone you want

Explaining the (u(kjak spam

the TH-camr stoneware fox suddenly gets a cardiac arrest and dies after visiting a big tech event , RIP legend 😢

are you still alive?

The Industrial Revolution and it’s consequences have been a disaster for Schizophrenics

If wendigoon had a cameo account I would have him read the killer bean schizopost in the same way he talked in the cave cheese video.

So those "my FBI agent" memes are true now Also breaking news: stoneware fox has reportedly gone missing for some reason

It's so sad that you slipped on a banana on an apartment's 30th floor and fell on an exploding car

Throwback to the countless times “the government would never!” And in fact was actively doing so.

On one hand, its kinda scary, on the other hand, who the hell cares, this info changes little to nothing about your life

The problem is there are lots of really bad things that are stopped from happening because of these things. They don't care about you and I. It's to the point that the Trump shooter was able to even be at the rally that day and not locked up in a black van weeks before the incident. They're looking for actual terrorism. 9/11 level events, shoe bombers, Im sure, many such events have been stopped over the years since. there have apparently 2006 Transatlantic Aircraft Plot: This involved a plan to blow up at least 10 planes flying from the UK to North America using liquid explosives. If successful, it could have caused a disaster on a scale similar to 9/11. The plot was foiled by UK and U.S. authorities. 2010 Times Square Car Bomb Plot: A failed attempt by Faisal Shahzad to detonate a car bomb in New York’s Times Square. The bomb was found and disarmed before it could cause harm. 2013 New York Federal Reserve Plot: Quazi Mohammad Rezwanul Ahsan Nafis, a Bangladeshi national, attempted to detonate what he believed was a 1,000-pound bomb in front of the New York Federal Reserve. The plot was foiled by an FBI sting operation. 2009 Underwear Bomber: Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab attempted to blow up a plane on Christmas Day with an explosive device hidden in his underwear. The bomb malfunctioned, and passengers and crew subdued him. 2009 New York Subway Plot: Najibullah Zazi and two other men planned to carry out suicide bombings in the New York City subway system. The plot was disrupted by the FBI after an investigation linked them to al-Qaeda.

lmao right after i saw the schizo post, this appears