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Lots of fun! Out of curiosity, how long do the races take?

Can’t wait. Just don’t forget about the analies back on anal island please

I have, only two words. Coiny’s Ballad.

Song sounds just like something Elvis would’ve sang.

He can’t keep getting away with this!

“Cause I’m not a meanie” this is truth

Don’t worry guys he was just testing Helen mode on his mic in the first half

Aunt Jemima caught uncle Jim with Jamal. But before Jamal could explain uncle Jim framed him

people had the time to comment but did not click the subscribe button :(

Why am I so popular among the islanders

no you dont

garlic bread mmmmmm

While this cannot be accepted as an official record due to being an untimed and segmented video, your improvisation and narration provide invaluable insight for all future runs to come. Can't wait to see you in the start of the next Summoning Salt video!

Used to call me the tickle monster back in ‘Nam is crazy

love it

I'll admit I was a bit worried about how the run would turn out, but you managed to pull through with a stunning time despite your bad rng with the crumbly butter and the caked up seasoning. Also the discovery of the "eat the last slice" glitch is gonna be huge in the garlic bread speedrunning community. Good work lad!

as others have noted, much room for improvement here. kudos for getting the ball rolling, but i want to see what happens when you tighten it up. get your game face on, stage your cook, GET YOUR TIMER, and try this again. i agree on more dancing, as well. MORE GARLIC BREAD.

got a lot of practice with that seasoning technique?

I have in fact eaten a garlic bread recently

Helen was really trying to go for the sympathy gifts

9/10 I have notes 1. Dry/airy bread will toast faster and absorb butter better, use a baguette or ciabatta or some shit 2. Make garlic butter at room temp for an easy spread 3. Preheat your oven 4. Don't edit the video 5. Keep dancing

gg good run

I'm gonna beat your record.

There's definitely a lot of room for improvement in this speed run. Firstly, there's no requirement that the bread must be bagged at the start of the run, so you can shave off a few seconds by removing the bread from the bag before beginning. There's also no requirement on butter temperature at the start of the run, so it's much more optimal to leave the butter out for a while in a warm room before beginning, or briefly heating it. That will help it spread much more easily. Your butter appears to have just barely been removed from the refrigerator, making it very challenging to spread. I initially assumed you would be competing in the 12 slice category, but then I noticed you prepared fourteen slices in total. I was under the impression that the next category up from twelve slices was fifteen slices, so you essentially made two extra slices for nothing, unless I'm wrong and there actually is a fourteen slice category. Additionally, your slices of bread appear to be slightly larger than required. The regulations state that each slice must have a top face area of at least 10,000 square millimeters, but yours appear to be closer to 12,000 square millimeters in area. If you use smaller slices you'll be able to reach the buttering requirement in a reduced amount of time. And about that buttering requirement, I'm not sure this run is valid at all, as I'm fairly certain there is a requirement that each slice must have its top surface at least 50% covered in butter, but many of your slices are much less than that.

Bro upgraded his mic mid cut

i might be able to help you out tonight or tomorrow night

This is the most fun I’ve ever had watching someone bake and eat garlic bread

Come to my place and we can speedrun baking cookies

What the heck do they put in that pizza to make me not like it

love the soundtrack of this game

Thank goodness it wasn’t uncle Jim with the note

call me up and ill give you tips for better video quality and some good emulator settings. ill need 60 crud for it though

This series is actually awesome

get me on this joint

what the crud

Guys it looks just like me I swear

a modern classic

you look a little wider than you did back in the day. too much pizza from the palace? gahh im just pulling your leg!

The king has returned!

cinematic masterpiece

poofesure vibes

blud thinks hes poofesure i still love the content g

Bro stop playing as me

Dang 30k? Peachette definitely has cheat codes.

I love the Mii costumes so much. Glad to see the grind continue!

Great video! Glad to see Jamal still doing work out here!

what a legend

i’m ready.

WOOO

Heck yeah! I’ve been waiting for the great return