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Fake Swords Real Feelings
เข้าร่วมเมื่อ 17 เม.ย. 2023
We are 2 enthusiastic LARPers, sword fighters, and TTRPG performers who make videos about Empire LARP, a large festival LARP in the UK!
Amidst event recap vlogs, we also make educational yet informative videos about the game, its rules, and it's setting, and hope to help new players get the most out of their game!
We also play D&D and other TTRPG's over on Hearthfire Tales!
linktr.ee/Fakeswords
Amidst event recap vlogs, we also make educational yet informative videos about the game, its rules, and it's setting, and hope to help new players get the most out of their game!
We also play D&D and other TTRPG's over on Hearthfire Tales!
linktr.ee/Fakeswords
STATE OF THE EMPIRE 2 - A PRE E4 CATCH UP BOOGALOO. Whats happened in the Empire so far this year!
FSRF NEWS! YESTERDAYS NEWS, TOMORROW!
Jim and Dylan are back behind the news desk to bring you up to the minute(ish) news!
Tune in and find out as we break down the biggest news stories across the Empire, as told by the Winds of Fortune and War!
Don't forget you can use our discount codes if you're a new player!
Dylan: 11949.22517
Jim: 11581.21985
Join the Hearthfire Discord and talk about LARP with us: discord.com/invite/fjaeymrWCJ
Ko-fi link: ko-fi.com/fakeswords
Hearthfire Tales: linktr.ee/hearthfiretales
Way of the Heron: youtube.com/@WayoftheHeron?si=Y-e46nkbLUWcQZ5i
Jim and Dylan are back behind the news desk to bring you up to the minute(ish) news!
Tune in and find out as we break down the biggest news stories across the Empire, as told by the Winds of Fortune and War!
Don't forget you can use our discount codes if you're a new player!
Dylan: 11949.22517
Jim: 11581.21985
Join the Hearthfire Discord and talk about LARP with us: discord.com/invite/fjaeymrWCJ
Ko-fi link: ko-fi.com/fakeswords
Hearthfire Tales: linktr.ee/hearthfiretales
Way of the Heron: youtube.com/@WayoftheHeron?si=Y-e46nkbLUWcQZ5i
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Fake swords, Real feelings. Episode 13 : Many Paralyses. One Sword. Empire LARP
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The slander is over! We have delivered a part two! Against all odds, we have pulled together, and achieved this goal. When the academy comes knocking, we can only thank ourselves. In this Ultimate sequel to the penultimate episode recapping the penultimate event of the third year of our experience, we discuss some of the most fun thinigs that happened to us at Empire LRP E3 2024. All of our lin...
Fake swords, Real feelings. Episode 12 : Many Events. One Recap Empire LARP
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YOU ASKED, WE DID NOTHING! ...UNTIL NOW! Behold, as we do the impossible, and complete an E2 recap, and begin an E3 one in the same video. Who ever said starting at the beginning was the way to go? Not us, thats for sure! In this video we discuss the holdover standouts from E2, and then (after a small serious section, where we deliver a PSA on a topic we believe to be very important for the sta...
Fake swords, Real feelings. Episode 11 : Many Skirmishes. One Tourney Empire LARP
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Good googly moogly, a garish Grendel gets somewhat comfortable on our great tree! Join Dylan and Druk for the first part of a recap of the events of E2 2024! Skirmishes, Scraps, and some other stuff awaits! PLEASE CONSIDER VOTING FOR US IN THE CRIT AWARDS! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdHzubkNBdsL AB-3g80cCUF6N9J2vZ1RibkKXT35EkWUm7Q/viewform All of our links here: linktr.ee/Fakeswords Check...
A BEGINNERS EXPERIENCES IN EMPIRE LRP - Fake Swords, Real Feelings Episode 10 (ft. Harker Ryan)
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A wild Harker Appeared! Join us as Dylan gets un-ceremoniously dispatched and usurped by our good friend, Harker Ryan! Harker is a fellow Irish Streamer, TH-camr and Content Creator, who we bullied into coming to Empire with us, and now she's taken over our channel for a video to talk to you all about her first experience at Empire LARP, what she learned, and the "mistakes" she made. (Her numbe...
THE STATE OF THE EMPIRE - a catch up of (some of) the last year of EMPIRE LRP story.
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Breaking news from the Empire! Jim and Dylan brave the weather and do their best to ensure its not Fake News, Real Lawsuits, but do they succeed?! Tune in and find out as we break down the biggest news stories across the Empire, as told by the Winds of Fortune and War! Join the Hearthfire Discord and talk about LARP with us: discord.com/invite/fjaeymrWCJ Ko-fi link: ko-fi.com/fakeswords Hearthf...
We got to use our LARP kit to make a mockumentary style promotion!
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Hello! Recently we got asked how you can support our video making, and help fund our trips to Empire. Well, we made a Ko-fi if you want to do that! ko-fi.com/fakeswords Check out our TTRPG podcast: linktr.ee/hearthfiretales Join our Discord Server! - discord.gg/JP8E87RZPX Shamelessly reuploading from our RP channels! ( linktr.ee/hearthfiretales ) We got to low key sneak Tadgh, Circe and Caspian...
GUIDE TO COMBAT IN EMPIRE LARP! Fake Swords, Real Feelings Episode 8. (Ft. 2Have&2Role)
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Hello! Recently we got asked how you can support our video making, and help fund our trips to Empire. Well, we made a Ko-fi if you want to do that! ko-fi.com/fakeswords Check out our TTRPG podcast: linktr.ee/hearthfiretales Join our Discord Server! - discord.gg/JP8E87RZPX In this Episode we discuss the combat system in Empire LARP. We discuss the abilities you can take, and how to use/receive t...
TEN THINGS TO KNOW BEFORE GOING TO EMPIRE LARP - Fake swords, Real feelings. Episode 7
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Hello! Recently we got asked how you can support our video making, and help fund our trips to Empire. Well, we made a Ko-fi if you want to do that! ko-fi.com/fakeswords Check out our TTRPG podcast: linktr.ee/hearthfiretales Join our Discord Server! - discord.gg/JP8E87RZPX 10 things you need to know before going to your first Empire LARP event! In this video we are slightly more organised and br...
Fake swords, Real feelings. Episode 6 : Many Marchers. One Fistfight. Empire LARP
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Hello! Recently we got asked how you can support our video making, and help fund our trips to Empire. Well, we made a Ko-fi if you want to do that! ko-fi.com/fakeswords Check out our TTRPG podcast: linktr.ee/hearthfiretales Join our Discord Server! - discord.gg/JP8E87RZPX In episode 6, we look back on the Friday of E2 2023. Check out Hearthfire tales here: linktr.ee/hearthfiretales Join our Dis...
Fake swords, Real feelings. Episode 5 : Many Characters. One Player. Empire LARP
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Hello! Recently we got asked how you can support our video making, and help fund our trips to Empire. Well, we made a Ko-fi if you want to do that! ko-fi.com/fakeswords Check out our TTRPG podcast: linktr.ee/hearthfiretales Join our Discord Server! - discord.gg/JP8E87RZPX In episode 5, we discuss new characters, new mantles, and our plans for E2! Check out Hearthfire tales here: linktr.ee/heart...
Fake swords, Real feelings. Episode 4 : Many Marthas. One Anna. Empire LARP
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Hello! Recently we got asked how you can support our video making, and help fund our trips to Empire. Well, we made a Ko-fi if you want to do that! ko-fi.com/fakeswords Check out our TTRPG podcast: linktr.ee/hearthfiretales Join our Discord Server! - discord.gg/JP8E87RZPX In episode 4, We continue to look back over our first event of the year. We Relive a harrowing experience, a night like no o...
Fake swords, Real feelings. Episode 3 : Many Trees. No Venom. Empire LARP
มุมมอง 606ปีที่แล้ว
Hello! Recently we got asked how you can support our video making, and help fund our trips to Empire. Well, we made a Ko-fi if you want to do that! ko-fi.com/fakeswords Check out our TTRPG podcast: linktr.ee/hearthfiretales Join our Discord Server! - discord.gg/JP8E87RZPX In episode 3, We look back over our first event of the year. We realise we might be wealthier than we thought, and we practi...
Fake swords, Real feelings. Episode 2 : Many trees. One Dog. Empire LARP
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Hello! Recently we got asked how you can support our video making, and help fund our trips to Empire. Well, we made a Ko-fi if you want to do that! ko-fi.com/fakeswords Check out our TTRPG podcast: linktr.ee/hearthfiretales Join our Discord Server! - discord.gg/JP8E87RZPX In episode 2, we ramble about our nation, Dawn and our house, Gladewarden. We also attempt to harmonise, and Jim hears a wor...
OUR INTRODUCTION TO EMPIRE LARP: Fake Swords, Real Feelings. Episode One.
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OUR INTRODUCTION TO EMPIRE LARP: Fake Swords, Real Feelings. Episode One.
Bro can we just talk about how well that masks fits :0
What Mask, Dylan fully just captured an Orc.
1) Thank you for making this! I can't ever bring myself to read the winds but knowing about this stuff helped me to engage with the plot more at E4! 2) Dylan, I was the headscarf wearing Jotuni healer who healed your cleaved leg for a measly 8/10 rating. Next time I'll make it more painful.
I feel like you have a lot of shining examples of people to learn from! you'll get that coveted 10/10 healing rating someday!! Glad the videos could help!
Your joy in these videos is so contagious haha, lots of hype now!! My monster kit is brown trousers that can double as a spare pair for my character too, and a plain grey tunic. Then I add a super lightweight sash or robe in the right colour for whatever monster we are playing as! I made them out of the thinnest material ever, so they fold down to about the size of a pair of socks each.
As someone who lives in Cavan I completely get it 😂 half wish I chose Navarr instead of The Marchers
THE DUCKS XD
@@Abipop we don't know what you're talking about!!! Ducks are illegal!
I came for the Ducks...
I also have to travel light, and what I'm planning to do is make a singular orc kit for monstering, then have a simple coloured cloth sash (like a pirate sash) around the waist for each clan needed. The base layer I'm going to try and keep pretty generic, then carry a small bag of interchangeable accessories to go along with the sash to make the kit seem closer to the clan I need to play at the time (Druj cape with bone trophies on it, Jotun can incorporate kit from many of the nations as they tend to emulate them, Grendel tend to wear anything brightly coloured, and jewellry, to show off their wealth). So linen shirt and trousers in neutral colours like browns and greys, a sash or hood of the colour required, then some interchangeable bits and bobs. The leather armour and weapons supplied by PD work for all of them.
THIS MAN NEEDS JESUS
Sorry; only Jim will get that
With the Higgins chat - "Larpy Bucks"
@talking-over OK yeah that's very good! Welcome to the 4%
It was the Lavenders :)
Thank you! So much is forgotten in the chaos!!
I totally agree with the comment about the fighting - it helps, but its basically a vote where our votes are uneven. I respect the mention about the tiktok, y'all were brilliant
There's no one I'd rather have fought against. I would simply adore an IC letter ;)
You should have stuck around after the panto, for the wedding!
Who's wedding was it?!
@@FakeSwordsLARP My Earl- Magurite Wyldrose, to Belial de Courtenay. It united the houses into one, and as Belial is a changeling, Marguerite took a potion to become one herself, so they’d have more time together! Stupid onion knights everywhere! 😭😭
@@Baggins_lover Ok that sounds great! There's simply too much happening in Anvil!
@@FakeSwordsLARP way too much! I want to be everywhere! 🙈
Hey I aimed to fuck everyone up with that spooky ghost curse ;) if you want more info on Dorians curse just ask
Speaking as a striding member of the knife maniac... Dont throw them back it only encourages him 😅😅
you need to understand that he's our hero
Love the epic battle versus Dry Patrick. I'm sad I haven't gotten to fight any desert husks yet. Ah well, The Deadwood Knight will make due
We have gone from multiple intros repeated in the same video, to intro/outros repeated across multiple video, what a time to be alive
@@DemetriSlavic it's actually super efficient you see
The Mouse is coming for you
@@2have2role let him come. We'll be ready!!
Having the psions being my first larp battle has definitely set my expectations very high. Such as cool fight
Ahh, this would have been helpful like a month ago
Hard to hear people aren't taking calls when I lost my character this event. Long term ambitions should be challenging and rare so cheating yourself into them by not dieing is lame...
@JonathanLimb our condolences to your lost character and we hope the people who knew them got some good RP out of it!
That loudmouth Kohan during the Asavean skirmish was me, Guillermo i Erigo, I’m glad you enjoyed my rowdy language haha! Asaveans deserve nothing less!
I was leading the Kohan on that skirmish you mentioned at the end - good fun! It is Guillermo (one of ours) who is graced with a silver tongue ;)
The skirmish (around 50mins) ... the smack talk was from IC Guillermo/ OC Will ... i think they're from the Chain Breakers? Basically lots of personal plot about not liking Sl@vers etc! Was a good scrap, I was one of the Kohan on the right
There is an unofficial Empire Tradition of having people join your group after you kill their character while monstering
I was hoping that fake swords real hot would be something very different 😜
The sword of some unknowing is the exact same as my sword I bought right after meeting Jim standing in the GOD queue, it's not mine I have it here but can confirm it's a great sword xD
Plot Writer Note - I choose the name Piotr/Peter of Culwich as I wanted a name that could easily translate between Varushka and Dawn. He already has two badass titles to be called by!
@arranboyd2793 that makes so much sense to consider the Piotr version! Good job! And thank you for this plot so far! It's been giving me great enjoyment and focus this past year! - Dylan
Just got to the section regarding Missed Calls during Battles - I cannot agree more with the sentiment of 'If you do not want to lose your character to battle, do not go on the battles.' It's something that transcends LARPs from what I've seen over the years, people don't want to lose their characters, I get that entirely. But the MOMENT you pass that threshold, the moment you are on a battle, you need to be prepared to lose it all. Calls are so easy to miss in the heat of battle, a lot going on and noise aplenty. But there is a limit to that sentiment, like the example you gave of the Mage taking 3 Calls and just going back behind the line. It sucks to witness, it sucks to roleplay and can unfortunately drum up resentment of that player in the field.
Yeah, no one wants their character to die, and its so understandable to be attached to your character! But once that starts affecting the fun, vibes, and immersion of the other people in the field? Well that's when there's problems!
Oh you guuuuys! Your telling of Quinton's Test of Ardor has filled my heart with joy! I'm so glad to hear the visual and vibe from outside the regio was fantastic! I wanted to bring a sense of sadness, slight terror and a heartfelt win with the completion of the test. Big up ya lads! 🧡
Keep bringing the stories of shenanigans. I LARP vicariously.
#BusyBois
Right off the bat I love this background and how you are set cater-corner to it.
Love this video series, there are three of us coming to E4 because of you! Thanks for the discount codes! Please keep the videos coming they are fantastic.
finally watching these and I am shook you forgot poor Urizen!
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What a cool channel! I plan on joining the Empire LRP in 2025 (since I travel from abroad) with a slightly unhinged draughir Apothecary from Varushka! These videos really help me get a feel for the event beforehand
@heinoushiccup5609 glad to hear it! Looking forward to seeing your unhinged creation!
Finally getting to watch this, thank you for the ringing endorsement of the Dragonfly Cartel!
AWH this was such a mASSIVELY appreciated video!! so many silly moments. so much great advice. cheers guys!
Glad you enjoyed it! Be sure to check out our 10 things for new players video too if you're new!!
@@FakeSwordsLARP i did! I think I’ve watched your whole channel while sewing 3 capes for me and my friends going into Urizen aaaa!! I’m so excited 😆
E2 was my first event. Seeing the Gladewardens walk around in their awesome armour was such a cool sight!
My first event is this month!! Buzzing!! Urizen, the Spire of CloverSong coming to an Anvil near you. Thank you both for your invaluable advice and laughter and background noise while i sew my kit <3 a little sad we didn’t choose dawn for the drama. It sounds like chaos in the best way.
There's always your next character!! Enjoy Urizen!!
I dont know if its the same guy or a different guy, but at E2 I was at weapons check and a guy had two large ikea bags full of throwing weapons, he was stood like 3 meters away and two weapons checkers were checking the throwing weapons, then throwing them at the guy. They were everywhere, aha was very funny at the time.
@jackholloway272 It had to be them. Were they very Dwarven looking knives?
@@FakeSwordsLARP I dont really remember, I was very hungover
Was a wicked event. Always a pleasure to see you there.
Likewise! Looking forward to the next one :D Its gonna be a spicy one we think!
Deadwood Knight is a wasteman - you beat him once, you'll do it again!
Awesome vid guys! FYI, I was with the Wintermark army in the Saturday battle, you were fighting in Kallevesa. Incidentally I was also the guy that jumped out his skin when Jim walloped his sword on his shield in the monstering prep area Sunday, was great to say hi and I'll reiterate what I said then, our group were all new to Empire this year and the info in your videos has been instrumental in us getting straight into the game and having a fantastic time, so thanks again! See you at E3!
So happy to be of help to you and your group! Let us know if there's any other videos we can make to help even more! See you at e3!
Seeing you both throwing yourselves through the Deadwood Knight Skirmishes was hilarious! Myself patiently waiting for the Varushka Skirmish to get the Iron Boyar, you two must've gone on three skirmishes whilst we waited! Cracking to see you both in the Emerald Alliance as always! - Elijah
Dude, can't wait to share the story of your amazing whispers in the next installment! and can't wait to see you at e3!
I had such a busy event but I can only remember about 10% of it! I think that's a sign for me to chill out next event and do more sitting down.
Is it even Empire if you come home relaxed and refreshed though?!
Love me some FSRF, and always a joy to have Caspian pop into the De Cendres camp for a catch-up. One day I will be able to afford a map!
We might be in the market for some items to rent at e3, so might be contributing to the map fund for you!
Great video lads!
Thanks!
"Venomed tae fuck" I don't know why that made me laugh so hard, but it did. Clearly Dylan went down because he's not wearing any armour, so he only has two global hits (She hit with the sword, then she did a draw cut, that's two hits in my book, not sure if it would actually count in Empire, but there was a second between the hits XD) I've honestly always wanted to go to a LARP like Empire, but the long (for me) distance I'd have to travel on my own, plus my own mental health issues have always held me back... maybe I'll treat myself to E3 this year as a birthday gift, maybe not. Glad you three had so much fun though.
If you can make the trip, it's well worth it!! Plenty of people from all over travel for it, and are often willing to share cars etc which might make it easier for you! Check out the discords / facebook groups for sure!
I think I know the person who took the arrow and knowing them, yeah, it was at least a bit of a bit.