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Man that "why marry the cow" bit was pure GENIUS!!!

Great job Dave telling the truth about the deranged and unusual woke culture who choose to be abominably different then dare anyone to offend them. "Woke" culture is darkness leading to death and is not really OFFENSIVE to those who aren't woke, we just don't put any energy in it knowing it is a BIG BALL-FACED SATANIC LIE. "Woke" will never be accepted by most people - being so very far from "main stream" in it's blindness to the truth. Woke culture is narcissistic and self-centered, not realizing the attention they want and need is real love from Jesus Christ and others. Christ is the light of the world, "Wherefore he saith, Awake thou that sleepest, and arise from the dead, and Christ shall give thee light." Ephesians 5:14.

Do you always replay scenes in your videos?

Hells yeah Matt! As someone who now rolls instead of walks and an army vet your sense of humour is on point! Hell people get offended when I take the piss out of myself! I mean what else am I gunna so get on the sunshine bus and lick windows all day instead? 😂 I’m a paraplegic who’s losing the use of her hands I’m not f’in dead!! My Vet brothers calls call me combat cabbage and it offended 99% of able bodied people if they heard it! I’m pretty much house bound now unfortunately but next time you’re in the UK I’m hoping to get tickets. Thanks for making me laugh & THANK YOU for taking the piss out of EVERYONE!! It means more than you know for someone to see us down here! You’re AWESOME! 🫡🫶

"Were Delta Airlines... And Life Is A Fucking Nightmare!!!

The guy slipped from Diddy's baby oil.

A real griot

It's funny cause it's true

Nobody helped me!😂😂😂😂

12:45 what did he say? what jokes?

Cris rock is one of the most prejudice men ive ever met.

His Aussie accent is so good. My man.

I just love this guy, he's super funny, buy truly humble, please come to tampa, fla

Who's the chick in the thumbnail?

Holden made some kick ass cars for GM though

He’s basically telling us everything that happened to all the stars what the Illuminati does. AND what it could have been. If one another didn’t be together

freediddy

OMFG 😂😂😂 HE LOST HIS MIND 😂😂😂😂

Knowing what we know now it makes sense the Diddler had the Exits covered

I choose grandpa Joe from Willy Wonka, that guy is a monster....

😢His mother looks so loving

That was not funny about baby funeral

When he said no black people I fell out! 😂😂 He has that Richard Pryor thing where he can talk about every race and nobody was offended. ❤😂

Ive never seen a poor gay guy before. Theyre always dudes with six figure bank accounts with jobs that take the most critical thinking possible.

Im so happy he made it. Genuine good person

Dress shoes nor tight clothing like suits...lol

Hes is so funny ruthless in the best way, anyone offended by him are boring with pronouns, asking the wife if they need a licence to use the ladder to put the decorations up in their newly purchased 2 bedroom house

I'm listening to this video while I'm at work and I can't stop thinking "...am I having a stroke right now?!"

This video is a widescreen aspect ratio with an embedded portrait video. No matter what orientation you have your phone in, this video will not look right. This video was edited to be for no device.

You have to love your mother. This is some of the funniest and best of Dave.

Funny as fk eh In the 33 minutes how many times he say dat N word …….. Still funny as fk lol everyone laughing their asses off 😂 You tube beeps out the word 💩though ! What a world eh

I've tried pornstar moves...I can't do a lot of them surprisingly lol I once tried the move where you squat behind her while she's in the doggy position where you stay on your feet instead of getting on your knees behind her didn't go well barely got it in couldn't get a full stroke without falling out I'm never doing that to myself again 😂

Dude's burnt out. This is a non issue. People take this stuff too seriously. Let some dude live his life.

I have a friend whom i would load him into my truck, load his wheelchair in the back, we would go for lunch, and he told me how much he appreciated me for including him. I never thought of it that way. He was my friend. I'd do anything for him, regardless.

Best stories are made by this man. 🎉🎉🎉

Dave is one of the few that can tell a 5 minute joke and not lose you or screw it up.

guy clipping this shit together was definitely inebriated

I hate this shit because it just makes my lung hurt and i get blotee up on mediicculled promod plants from the midland

Response to thumbnail 5x30 5 minutes everyday

My grandparents didn't pass away until I was out of college. Hell, one of them is still alive.

That song in the middle was fire.

Freaking love him he’s so funny

Ant but one Goat.

*16.5 minutes of Shane Gillis twice.

Show Me The Way To Armageddo

i cant deal with the zoomer editing of the first clip

😂

Should be retitled 'old man talks about made up arguments he had on twitter.'

10:00 the way in which that didn't age well

"These the niggas that killed Denzel" 😅😅😅😅The GOAT no cap