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Thank you!

"He only took tips."

I’m goyim. My mom’s good friend Charolette grew up in an observant kosher household in New Jersey. I asked one day if her family observed the christmas holiday. She said, “Yes, but not like you would think. At the end of the work day, we would hang the ‘CLOSED’ sign in the shop window and gather around the cash register and sing, ‘What a friend we have in JESUS!” It’s Charlotte’s joke, not mine. I drove her to a doctor’s appointment . The Medical Assistant took all Charlotte’s info. I asked the MA if I could pray for her concerning her career goals. She said yes and I said I would do it later during my prayer time. When I got Charlotte home she asked me if I would pray for her. I said I pray for you whenever I think of you. She was/is a wonderful lady and a good friend for mom and us. The Lord bless you, and keep you; The Lord make His face shine on you, And be gracious to you; The Lord lift up His countenance on you, And give you peace.

12:55 kyles mom

Ditch the music. The jokes are funny enough.

The story is the "punch line", with no "punch line" .

Leo osten has this joke. A spy was sent to israel to locate a fellow spy from the mossad. When he entered the building where the mossad agent was to live he ask an elderly guy if he knew a guy named Lieberman. The elderly man said: sure. There's Lieberman the taylor, Lieberman the grocer, Lieberman the jeweller I'm even Lieberman myself. Then the spy said: the oranges in Venezuela are red. The elderly man said: ah you're looking for Lieberman the spy!

Jews lived a very terrible life since time immemorial and still continue to lived so but they produced the best humorist comedians satirist the world over. Jews like woody allen leo osten the marx brothers ben stiller even great Jewish leaders like golda Meier who joked that Jews arent smart because when they finally decided to come home after 2000 yrs of wondering they chose the only place in the middle east that had no oil. Amazong people.

enjoyed this while doing some tedious computer work/ could guess most of the punchlines, but still laughed! thanks! Loved the one, "sorry, we don't deliver on shabbos..."

Music is too loud. Cannot hear the jokes.

Background music is way too loud. It was hard to hear the jokes.

hardly funny

I highly recommend this documentary: When Jews Were Funny

Mr Schoenberg was involved in a terrible accident, a hit-and-run in which he was thrown 30 ft across the street. The EMTs got there and stabilized him, strapped him into the gurney and got him into the bus. One of them asks "Mr Schoenberg are you comfortable?" He replies, "I make a living."

Guy walks into the doctor's office and says doc you got to help me; I'm convinced I'm a moth. Every morning when I wake up I go to my bathroom mirror and all I see is a proboscis and multifaceted eyes...many of them! Doctor said it this sounds like a delusional issue: perhaps you need a psychiatrist. The man replies you know I was on my way to see one, but your porch light was on.

Mrs. Epstein walks into the hospital to visit her husband. Upon finding his doctor, she asks "So, how's he doing?" Doctor informs her that her husband is dead. Irritated, she says, "Give him an enema!" The doctor says "it wouldn't help" She replies, "it wouldn't hurt!"

Better Irish joke: 3 half drunk Irishmen walk out of a bar in NYC. ...it could happen.

Only pirate dogs carry kegs of rum, Saint Bernards carry a keg of brandy or schnapps.

A disgrace.

Bad jokes 🤮🤮🤮

I miss Rodney Dangerfield.

Dreadful 😐

I laughed at most of these. Born in Brooklyn, that helps.

Awesome Jewish take on the Book of Mormon!

They tell jokes also. I thought they only kill Palestinians.

Thats one hellova toupé

Thank you……I realize I need to be Jewish for the full effect…..however I still try

Unfortunately, the worst joke tellers. Ech.

Wonderful……. Thank you

Either tell jokes or play music.

Ah, the Tookus. Laughed so loud

2:43 i was flying on luftansa Italia, back when there WAS such a thing, from naples to munich or frankfurt. the plane lands and the pilot makes the announcement in german. then 15 seconds later he makes it in english. then finally 30 seconds later in italian. of course after the whole plane is standing in the aisle by this time. hello? they speak italian the most. second english. and THIRDLY german. he made the annoucement in the exact incorrect order! then he came on again angry in italian and told 'em to sit down. hello?!

I knew the "flucky" joke but it was still great to hear it told so well by the two women.

I love the brocoli joke.

Not very funny...

If I wanted to watch Jewish folks telling jokes I’d turn on a Comedy Central roast

Ditch the music- sorry but it detracts from why we came here

The Penguin lady cracked me up.

So good. Thanks

sad

7:33 Traffice Ticket

Nice people and nice jokes.

Very funny......and who said women weren't funny never had jewish lady's tell them a joke. Nicely done.

🤣According to some only Jews get to tell these jokes about being human? Nor fair.

Sorry at 14:08. Al Goodman, he inspired the phrase "Never Again", he had to have his 5 minutes of fame.

I want to have a coffee with Al Fitleberg....just sayin..

Humourless. Amazing how Seinfeld and Curb etc. got it so right.

Man goes to his doctor, he asks "what's wrong doc?" his doctor says "I'm sorry but you're gonna have to stop masturbating" man asks "but why?" Doc says " So I can examine you!"

When I was a 19 year old kid I went to Israel and volunteered on a Kibbutz for six months. It was the time of my life. This reminds of my time (and the people) in the Holy Land. Shalom!

Didn’t laugh once