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Erwin Rommel? Is that you?

You can tell she's clearly turned on by Samuels absolute prowess, she feels so defenseless but she's just letting it happen.

'stealing'

You gotta admit, he has his wits about him

3:42 love the guy in the ski mask creeping behind her

Is he making a good point?

I dominate myself in the mirror every morning.... Is what he shoulda said

Sam’s dressed like the chief eugenicist of the third reich

when u see ur date is 2/10 irl

Cringe clown

dominant as fuck dawg

If Alexander the great says you're his top guy. That's not somewhere you want to be if you know anything about the guy lol.

The end was horrifying

Elite shock troop 😂 savoir faire

What am I gonna doooo?...

The fact some terminally online twitter users paired with unironic /pol users cant see that this is just a raunchy skit for laughs is sad.

fucking hell 🤣

This and "Going Green" are like the best top guy moments of all time

Sam Hyde is like if reddit was a person

Every time I remember I have this saved in a playlist, my day gets better

When you're playing Civilization with your buddy who's also playing Hearts of Iron

trust me guys chicks dig redpilled dudes

I always show this to my dates if I'm not feeling it -- always works.

you have to admit, a dude with that amount of aura

00:02 Sam Hyde imagines being a soldier in Nazi-occupied Paris. 00:52 Sam Hyde imagines himself as a top soldier for Hitler 01:32 Recognizing the influence of someone with charisma and swagger. 02:15 Imagining conversations with notorious historical figures 02:59 Hyperbolic talk about leading a platoon of Panzers 03:42 Sam Hyde talks about dominating people daily 04:24 Power dynamic and obedience 05:13 Tom Cruise humorously agrees to be Adolf Hitler's top guy

*wonders why I don’t have a girlfriend* also me-

“I use a combination of lies, manipulation, cheating, stealing, gaslighting, bullying, insulting, and flexing, to make sure everyone in the office stays under my thumb, where I want them.” - average LinkedIn user

kek...never gets old

He would actually be one of the guys they find in the Sahara in 1975, babbling about the Reichstag and how he swore an oath to protect his volk, only to find out the war ended 30 years ago and NO ONE told him.

Cool, what is this, though :)

Did her ancestors enjoy the Olympic swimming pool? I wonder if they ever mentioned anything about wooden doors to her

Such a critical interview for Kirsten dunst.

Danny McBride type shit

I thought he was gonna say he was a 🥷 in Paris

U.S.A: This hitler guy is up to no good

SS officer captured by Soviets: "Id wager to say that your parents... didn't even hate Hitler as much as I did"

reminds me of my coke dealer

based

Ya know, he’s not wrong…

You're such a physical nasty beast rn

he's cool. the elite soldiers weren't guards at the camps

Dude you’re so fuckin shredded I have no choice but to make you a leader of the platoon of Panzers. Sorry you’re my top guy🫵🏻🙌

“well guess what?” “WE FOUND IT!”

Sam is a douche

Ancestors

I always love this because he is making fun of his audience. Basement dwellers who think they could be epic soldiers.

Lmfao and the best part is he laughs in her face in the end

Is this from that boring half of Inglorious Basterds I always skip?

I really don't like Adolf Hitler sounds like someone who secretly likes Hitler

This as unfunny as it gets