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3000 Years After Galactic Council Destroyed Earth, Humans Returned For Revenge! | HFY Facts
"3000 years after the Galactic Council believed they had wiped out humanity, a shocking truth is revealed: humans survived. In secret, they rebuilt, forging alliances with powerful artificial intelligences and creating weapons far beyond anything the galaxy had ever seen. Now, humanity has returned with one mission-revenge. Watch as they strike with precision, decimating Council strongholds and igniting fear across the galaxy. In this epic HFY story, witness the fall of the Galactic Council as humans reclaim their place in the stars, stronger and more dangerous than ever before."
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Aliens Fed Their Beast a Human Child, But What Happened Shocked Everyone | HFY Sci-Fi | HFY Facts
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In this thrilling HFY sci-fi story, Galactic aliens capture a human child and feed him to their monstrous war-beast in a brutal arena. But what happens next leaves everyone stunned! Instead of becoming prey, the child unleashes an ancient and mysterious power, taming the terrifying creature and turning the tables on the bloodthirsty aliens. Watch as the unimaginable unfolds in this shocking tal...
Humans Forgotten by Design Omnibus | HFY Facts | Sci-fi Stories
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In a galaxy where humanity has been deliberately erased from memory, one woman’s discovery changes everything. Centuries ago, the powerful Galactic Council used advanced technology to erase all traces of humans from existence, fearing their unpredictable potential. Now, hidden in the shadows, humanity is ready to reclaim its place among the stars. Join Elara , a skilled human resistance leader,...
When Hope Faded, Humans Answered the Call | HFY Facts | HFY Story time
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In this captivating sci-fi story, the ancient and proud alien race known as the Zeydar faces an unexpected catastrophe as their sun begins to die, plunging their world into darkness and despair. Despite their technological advancements, the Zeydar are powerless to stop the decay. In a last, desperate attempt to survive, they send a plea for help to the galaxy-but no one answers. That is, until ...
Aliens Laughed at "Fragile" Humans, Until They Saw Us Regenerate | Best HFY Stories
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Ever wondered how an advanced alien race would react to the resilience of humanity? In this captivating video, we dive into an incredible story where aliens from the distant Xantorian galaxy initially find humans laughably fragile. But their amusement turns to awe when they witness the extraordinary healing and recovery abilities of people on Earth! Join us as we explore: The Xantorians' first ...
Aliens Dismissed Humans as Weak, Until They Scanned Earth's Atmosphere | HFY Story Time
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In this thrilling sci-fi story, the Galactic Council initially dismisses humanity as a primitive and weak species. However, everything changes when they scan Earth's atmosphere and discover shocking technological advancements hidden in plain sight. The aliens, once confident in their superiority, are now faced with a new and powerful force they never saw coming. Watch as humanity rises to chall...
The Universe Shivers When Humans Get Angry | HFY | Sci-Fi Short Story
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In this thrilling sci-fi story, the Galactic Confederacy makes a grave mistake when they issue an ultimatum to Earth, threatening humanity's freedom. But humanity is far from defenseless. President Novik’s defiant response sets off an epic space battle that changes the balance of power across the galaxy. Advanced human weaponry, hidden for centuries, is unleashed, decimating the Confederacy fle...
Alien Contact Gone Wrong (Part 1) I HFY Facts I HFY Story time
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🚀 Alien Contact Gone Wrong: Unexpected First Impressions! 👽 Join us as we uncover a thrilling HFY story of humanity’s first contact with an advanced alien species. After months in space, our explorer encounters a terrifyingly intimidating alien civilization. Watch the gripping tale unfold and see how this encounter takes a shocking turn! 🔔 Subscribe for more sci-fi adventures: [Your Channel Lin...
Galactic Council Makes Deadly Mistake and Pays the Price! I HFY Facts
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In a shocking act of aggression, the Galactic Council crosses a line they can never come back from-they kill a human child. But they have no idea what they've just unleashed. Earth, once seen as a quiet and unassuming planet, reveals a hidden power that has been kept secret for centuries. The ancient fleets of Earth, long thought to be myths, are awakened, and humanity prepares to strike back w...
Alien Ambassador Scared by the Human Fleet's Arrival | HFY Sci-Fi Story | HFY Facts
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In this gripping sci-fi story, an alien ambassador faces a moment of pure fear when a powerful human fleet arrives unexpectedly. Known for their strength and unpredictability, the humans have always been a mystery to other species. As the ambassador panics, he wonders if this fleet is here for peace or war. Dive into this intense tale where diplomacy and fear collide, revealing the true power b...
When a human says whoops, you should run | Part 2 | HFY Story | HFY Facts
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In the far reaches of the galaxy, even the most powerful empires have learned one crucial lesson: never underestimate a human’s ability to turn chaos into their greatest weapon. Join us in this thrilling sci-fi story where the Draknor Empire, known for its discipline and might, encounters the unpredictable nature of humanity for the first time. What starts as a simple reconnaissance mission to ...
Galactic Saviors: How Humanity Won the Union’s Respect | Sci-fi stories | HFY Facts | HFY Story time
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In this thrilling HFY (Humanity, F Yeah!) story, witness the dramatic transformation of humanity from being scorned as primitive savages to becoming the galaxy's most unexpected heroes. When a ruthless alien invasion threatens the advanced Galactic Union, their once-dismissive view of humans shifts dramatically. Discover how Earth’s unsung forces, led by brilliant strategists and determined lea...
The Galactic Law Against Humans: Masters of War We Dare Not Approach | Sci-Fi Story | HFY Facts
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In this gripping sci-fi narrative, we explore why humans are considered the ultimate masters of war and why galactic laws strictly prohibit any interaction with them. Join us as we delve into a tense Galactic Council meeting where Commander Vra and other representatives discuss the terrifying prowess of humanity in battle. Discover the chilling details of human warfare tactics and the catastrop...
Aliens Target Human Galactic Prison-They Instantly Regret It | Sci-Fi Story | HFY Facts | Story time
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🚨 New Sci-Fi Story Alien Gangs Bully a Human in Galactic Jail, They Instantly Regret It! 🚨 In the depths of the notorious galactic maximum-security prison known as The Pit, human prisoner Merrick faces off against a brutal alien gang led by the formidable Zorian, Krell. Thrust into a world where survival hinges on strength and strategy, Merrick quickly becomes the target of relentless bullying ...
Everyone Feared The Hydro Weapons , Until Its Humans Greatest Asset | HFY Facts | Hfy story | Sci fi
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🌌 In a Galaxy Shrouded in Fear, Humanity's Bold Move Shakes the Cosmos! 🌌 In this gripping sci-fi adventure, the galaxy is terrorized by the Calvo Empire's devastating new hydro weapons-fluid-based chemical agents capable of annihilating entire planets in mere days. When Earth is threatened with total destruction, humanity faces a dire choice: surrender or defy the odds. Join Captain Ric and hi...
"Why Alien Fleets Disappear Near Earth | Sci-Fi | HFY Facts | HFY Story time
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"Why Alien Fleets Disappear Near Earth | Sci-Fi | HFY Facts | HFY Story time
Galactic Empire: “Surrender and Pay Tribute!” Humans: “We’ll Fight.” | Sci-Fi Story | HFY Facts
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Galactic Empire: “Surrender and Pay Tribute!” Humans: “We’ll Fight.” | Sci-Fi Story | HFY Facts
Human Food Causes Chaos in Galactic Cafeteria! | Sci-Fi Story | HFY Facts | HFY Story time
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Human Food Causes Chaos in Galactic Cafeteria! | Sci-Fi Story | HFY Facts | HFY Story time
Galactic Council Uncovers Ancient References to Humans, Sparking Shock | Sci-Fi Story | HFY Facts
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Galactic Council Uncovers Ancient References to Humans, Sparking Shock | Sci-Fi Story | HFY Facts
The Day Humans Answered | Sci Fi Story | HFY Facts | HFY Story time
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The Day Humans Answered | Sci Fi Story | HFY Facts | HFY Story time
Alien Council: 'Ceasefire!' Humanity: 'We're Just Getting Started! | Sci-Fi Story | HFY Facts
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Alien Council: 'Ceasefire!' Humanity: 'We're Just Getting Started! | Sci-Fi Story | HFY Facts
The Unbeatable Gladiator Meets His Match: A Human Navy SEAL Bold Challenge | Sci-Fi HFY Story
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Alien General Laughs at Weak Soldier | Best HFY Stories | HFY Story time | HFY Fact | Sci-fi story
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The Alien Inquiry: Human can Reproduction , Can i Participate? HFY | Sci-Fi Story | HFY Story time
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Human Warship Incoming | Best HFY Story | HFY Facts | Sci-fi Story | HFY Story time
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Human Warship Incoming | Best HFY Story | HFY Facts | Sci-fi Story | HFY Story time
Aliens Dismissed Humans-Until They Faced Earth's Gravity | Sci-Fi Story | HFY | HFY Facts
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Aliens Dismissed Humans-Until They Faced Earth's Gravity | Sci-Fi Story | HFY | HFY Facts
Why Humans are Illegal | HFY Sci Fi Short Story | HFY Fact | Hfy story time
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Why Humans are Illegal | HFY Sci Fi Short Story | HFY Fact | Hfy story time
Alien Thought The Humans Would Run 'But They Were Wrong!' I HFY I A Short Story
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Alien Thought The Humans Would Run 'But They Were Wrong!' I HFY I A Short Story
Human don’t give a Fu*k | Best HFY Reddit Story | HFY Sci-Fi | HFY Facts | HFY Story time
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Human don’t give a Fu*k | Best HFY Reddit Story | HFY Sci-Fi | HFY Facts | HFY Story time
Greatest Mistake Was Challenging to humanity 'Galactic Empire Regret' | HFY Story | HFY Facts
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  • @christenascott5280
    @christenascott5280 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I’m sure there was some kind of a underlying plot, but just not a good one. The story is good, but whoever did the narration I felt like I was watching a soap opera. It could’ve had so much pizzazz and exciting. I was getting sleepy and sleepier.

  • @fredjuinko169
    @fredjuinko169 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Who the hell listens to this robot shit?

  • @GrantMartin-lh1ok
    @GrantMartin-lh1ok 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Absolutely terrible naration

  • @NoahNFV
    @NoahNFV 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Krill kroll krall krull

  • @57thorns
    @57thorns 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "The reapid decay of ther son" A dying star dimming? Any human SF writer would know that typically stars increase in size when they die, cooking the planets around it.

    • @kylenaffin4439
      @kylenaffin4439 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Who said sci fi had to be based on reality?

    • @57thorns
      @57thorns 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@kylenaffin4439 The sci part...

    • @mickys8065
      @mickys8065 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      it feels like a Chat GPT written story. Especially when its not batshit enough, and how it comes up with a conclusion to its own story. The result should be something like "The humans went 'Have you tried nuking the sun' and the Zeydar said 'Of course not, why would that work??' But the humans didn't listen, and launched a staggering number of nuclear weapons, more than the Zeydar had ever seen, and miraculously the sun seemed less dim, once it was over." Thats a humans are space orc story, not just "If your problem is lack of sunlight, why not make more sunlight."

    • @rickkephartactual7706
      @rickkephartactual7706 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      that would be the "fiction" part of SF

  • @edl617
    @edl617 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Love the artwork. Us earthers need to build generation ships and head for those Goldilocks planets ASAP

  • @Brown_Buffalo
    @Brown_Buffalo หลายเดือนก่อน

    Reminds me of a t-shirt I saw “I’m a nuclear scientist if you see me running try to keep up “.

  • @jeffmeyer9587
    @jeffmeyer9587 หลายเดือนก่อน

    There is one thing, only one thing worse..... It's when a human says whoops and then give out a small childish giggle. No statistical probability can even start to predict the eventual outcome........

  • @EdNolan-x8o
    @EdNolan-x8o หลายเดือนก่อน

    As an Engineer myself, I agree, Whoops.....RUN!

  • @langdolin
    @langdolin หลายเดือนก่อน

    What about “ well….. hell”

  • @volrath77
    @volrath77 หลายเดือนก่อน

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @enoughothis
    @enoughothis หลายเดือนก่อน

    Aliens: Surrender humans or be destroyed. Humans: Nah, we'll win.

  • @DeltaSquad43
    @DeltaSquad43 หลายเดือนก่อน

    There's one more word - pizdets. An ancient chant, clarifying that it's pretty much over for anyone or anything 100m radius. If you hear someone whisper it on a brink of hearing, then, the radius expands to about a kilometer give or take. You shouldn't run, when you hear it. You shouldn't hide. Basically, you shouldn't do anything, but look back at your life, remember all the pretty things, you've seen, all the good people you've met, as it is your last seconds in this world - just take a moment to bring peace to your mind and let everything go, it's all over now, no more tears, only dreams now.

  • @MaxwellMoore-d1u
    @MaxwellMoore-d1u หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ha Ha Ha. They haven't Met T-RUMP and Maga 😂😂😂They Evolved Stupidity into a Whole new Level .

  • @TGoris-h8g
    @TGoris-h8g หลายเดือนก่อน

    Bru

  • @snake57
    @snake57 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Put a chick in it and make her gay and lame.

  • @heihe26
    @heihe26 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Äääähmm ……..Whooops is the worst somone can say …!!!!😂😂😂

  • @nx9100
    @nx9100 หลายเดือนก่อน

    About a third of the galaxy was governed by a peaceful alliance of various races. However, there was one race that controlled a vast empire, the Vectin. These lizard-like beings had grown their empire over a thousand years, their advanced bio-technology having never been defeated in combat. The peaceful alliance had been able to hold back the Vectin, but they were slowly loosing territory over the centuries. Once a world was lost to them, it was lost forever. Until the Vectin invaded a colony planet near the farthest edge of their empire. This world had been settled by humans, and was quickly conquered by the Vectin. Humans, also called 'terrans', had developed interstellar flight only 140 years earlier, and were seen as weak by most spacefaring races. But they had spread out quickly from their homeworld, and had already colonized over a dozen systems by the time of the Vectin's attack. The Terran Confederacy held an emergency government session, and announced the formation of a new military force to fight this new threat. Twenty years to the day the colony fell, a brand-new Terran battle fleet attacked the Vectin fleet guarding the system. At first the Vectin War Leader was overconfident, having never lost a battle in his career. However, the Terran fleet's massive and superior firepower was able to overwhelm the Vectin's defenses. Powerful plasma bolts from the battleships burned through the bio-matter that made up the Vectin ship's hulls. And when Vectin reinforcements tried to arrive through the system's single Hypergate, the Terren ships simply blockaded the gate and picked them off one by one as they appeared. Only a single Vectin ship escaped, the War Leader's flagship. He returned home in disgrace, and was stripped of his titles and rank, living out his days in his family's home waiting for death to claim him. A Vectin counter-attack was also intercepted by another Terran battle fleet and destroyed. All the other major races were stunned. These upstart terrans, with less than two centuries of space travel, had managed to defeat a thousand-year-old empire. They had never seen a species so adaptable, creative, reckless, and determined, as the terrans simply refused to accept being inferior. The galaxy had changed forever, as a new superpower was born....

  • @JesseJurun
    @JesseJurun หลายเดือนก่อน

    Bs

  • @ralfw7463
    @ralfw7463 หลายเดือนก่อน

    What is the difference between "Oh-oh" and "Whoops"? .. With Oh-oh there is still time and a chance.

    • @hfystorytime-h1w
      @hfystorytime-h1w หลายเดือนก่อน

      Whoops is more attracting word then oh-oh

  • @mikegammill2455
    @mikegammill2455 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Decent story. AI narration sucks. Do better.

  • @DanielAde-oz7zy
    @DanielAde-oz7zy หลายเดือนก่อน

    Should also refer to oops. I didn't do that. Or when you hear them say run.

  • @danielh6015
    @danielh6015 หลายเดือนก่อน

    How could one battle end the war ?

  • @martyschrader
    @martyschrader หลายเดือนก่อน

    That AI writer is still hard at work, I see. What tripe.

  • @dummyaccount2395
    @dummyaccount2395 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You’re video is made up of all AI, I think you deserve 100% Bot audience.

    • @hfystorytime-h1w
      @hfystorytime-h1w หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nope bro. It's base on real story

  • @mattwallace963
    @mattwallace963 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ai written and read and ai video. Did you do anything on your end own?

  • @mikebreeden6071
    @mikebreeden6071 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Not worth reading, though the diction was good.

  • @walkingdude8779
    @walkingdude8779 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Yet another strong woman winning the day.

  • @DRourkey
    @DRourkey หลายเดือนก่อน

    The gym teacher asked the class who the smartest teacher in school was. One answered the science teacher. The other answered the chemistry teacher. A third guessed the history teacher. The gym teacher said, "no. I am." They laughed and asked what makes him the smartest teacher. He replied, "because we all get paid the same and I get to do this" Then beaned the kid who laughed the hardest with a dodgeball. "You're out"

  • @jimepley1210
    @jimepley1210 หลายเดือนก่อน

    dedicated test environment, PERIOD!!!

    • @ThorsonWiles
      @ThorsonWiles หลายเดือนก่อน

      Dev, Test, and QA environments

  • @jediranger1816
    @jediranger1816 หลายเดือนก่อน

    No. The phrase you need to fear the most is when a human says "sure is a quiet shift"

  • @rastifan7863
    @rastifan7863 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Fuck this Ai crap.

  • @successisurs
    @successisurs หลายเดือนก่อน

    Trust me... I'm an engineer.

  • @successisurs
    @successisurs หลายเดือนก่อน

    If after whoops one hears sh*t then..... say bye bye

  • @tomast9034
    @tomast9034 หลายเดือนก่อน

    you learn that the true color of adrenaline is brown. :P

  • @DarkusObscurius
    @DarkusObscurius หลายเดือนก่อน

    That's why you don't test or change things in production, lol.

    • @jimepley1210
      @jimepley1210 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Programmer's rule # 1, don't make changes in production with out first testing, testing, testing in a ! Bad stuff can and will happen!!!!

  • @timgilbert460
    @timgilbert460 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This was AWESOME!!! U got urself a sub : )

  • @dacookiemasta
    @dacookiemasta หลายเดือนก่อน

    do not seek war but always be prepared for it, and in this case, they responded with what they took, they took destruction, so they gave it right back.

  • @navyhmc8302
    @navyhmc8302 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Your text vs. speech is off a bit, annoyingly so.

  • @titus2120
    @titus2120 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dere it is….

  • @LecherousLizard
    @LecherousLizard 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    When your screwdriver slips and a funny looking sphere closes:

  • @henrycarlson7514
    @henrycarlson7514 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Good1

  • @marmot418
    @marmot418 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You really dont want to hear a female human say "Bless your heart" because it has two meanings, one good, one bad

    • @Forrrest6
      @Forrrest6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Never were more truer words spoken...

  • @christenascott5280
    @christenascott5280 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The story was good, but the comments were the best! Thank you to all those who contributed to my good Hardy chuckle!😜

  • @andrewmalinowski6673
    @andrewmalinowski6673 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Just the time alone I was immediately rminded of this Bill Cosby line: "I know what I do when I say 'oops' what did you do when you say 'oops?'" Knowing sci-fi and chaos: things will always go bad Things I've learned from life and cinema; 1) Never say; "It can't get any worse" because it will, 2) Never say; "could be worse" because once you give the example something will inevitably happen to mimic or nearly replicate the suggestion (Young Frankenstein), 3) when all hell breaks loose the only viable option is typically saying "Oh, sh!t" (or some derivation thereof) repeatedly, 4) if there's a big red button Don't Ever Touch/Push It unless you have no option left, and 5) prepare for everything, expect the best and prepare for the worst (it might help)

  • @The-Ent1ty
    @The-Ent1ty 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Whoops" *creates a intergalactic chernoble*

  • @lesley643
    @lesley643 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is the ideal which brings out the best of humanity. We should and must always help those in need.

  • @willgallatin2802
    @willgallatin2802 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    If instead you hear oh, shit. Make peace with your maker, quickly. Everyone in a 100 pace radius is about to have a painful time.

    • @andrewmalinowski6673
      @andrewmalinowski6673 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Or in a slightly related note, to quote Bill Cosby's "Grandparents" routine (thought referring to traffic): "Now, here come a truck gonna hit you, now whether you hit the truck or not you're gonna have soiled underwear. 'Cause first you say it, then you do it."

  • @whoareyouwhenimnotlooking
    @whoareyouwhenimnotlooking 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Stale Mateo

  • @whoareyouwhenimnotlooking
    @whoareyouwhenimnotlooking 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The hallucinatory