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Archives of the Grim-Dark
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Welcome to Archives of the Grim-Dark, your ultimate Warhammer 40k lore hub! Whether you're a die-hard fan or new to the grimdark universe, this channel offers a unique mix of informative deep dives into the equipment, weapons, and units of the 41st millennium, alongside original stories and comedic sketches set in the Warhammer 40k universe.
Join us in celebrating everything grim, dark, and hilarious in the far future where there is only war.
Join us in celebrating everything grim, dark, and hilarious in the far future where there is only war.
Orks Discuss Da New Codex - Warhammer 40k
When Warboss Rumpbumper finds out the rules of the Waaagh have been “krumped,” the Orks rally to rewrite their destiny.
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The Emperors Saint Arrives - Warhammer 40k
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When war burns brightest and all seems lost, the Emperor's Living Saints descend to bring hope, wrath, and divine intervention. In this video, we delve into the awe-inspiring moment when Saint Celestine graced the fortress hive Endurance, turning the tide of battle. How do the factions of the Imperium respond to her arrival? What mysteries surround these angelic figures? Join us as we uncover t...
Fauna of 40k - Warhammer 40k Short Stories
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Fauna of 40k - Warhammer 40k Short Stories
The Many Heads of the Hydra: A Warhammer 40k Alpha Legion Tale
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The Many Heads of the Hydra: A Warhammer 40k Alpha Legion Tale
The Tau Empire's Spheres of Expansion: Through Triumph and Tragedy - Warhammer 40k Part 2
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The Tau Empire's Spheres of Expansion: Through Triumph and Tragedy - Warhammer 40k Part 2
Tau Empire Origins: From Tribal Beginnings to the Edge of Space - Warhammer 40k Part 1
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Tau Empire Origins: From Tribal Beginnings to the Edge of Space - Warhammer 40k Part 1
How the Chaos Gods Corrupt a Soul in Warhammer 40k
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How the Chaos Gods Corrupt a Soul in Warhammer 40k
History of Volkus - Kill Team Hivestorm Lore
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History of Volkus - Kill Team Hivestorm Lore
The Price of Pilgrimage - a Kill Team Hivestorm Warhammer 40k Short Story
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The Price of Pilgrimage - a Kill Team Hivestorm Warhammer 40k Short Story
Revelry in Fear - Part 2 - A Warhammer 40k Night Lords Short Story
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Revelry in Fear - Part 2 - A Warhammer 40k Night Lords Short Story
Revelry in Fear - Part 1 - A Warhammer 40k Night Lords Short Story
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Revelry in Fear - Part 1 - A Warhammer 40k Night Lords Short Story
Fink about it... 'ave ya ever seen a purple ork?
😂😂 i have a theory: the Orks are a bit colorblind.
😂
Hi man I enjoyed your video thought it was rather funny good story I am a small warhammer lore youtube channel and I was wondering if you wanted to do a collaboration with me because you actually make solid content if not that's fine I enjoyed your video
Why did I still hear this with the tts voice
If there is a war and Orkz are in it its a win. %100 win rate.
hilarious! I like the dig at the T,au
Noice
😂
Stop stealing Sir David Attenborough's voice
He is one with the Hive mind now
Well they just wanted head pats and food not guilty
A devotee of the Hive mind I see
I just think some of the Geanstealer cult units look cool
David Attenborough reads Terry Pratchett's take on "grim-dark"
I love the Tau, but I actually learned a lot from this and the previous video. Good job!
Thank you! Appreciate the feedback. I'd love for there to be more lore on the Tau auxiliaries... they've got some awesome races fighting alongside them
Timeless!!! Karen 3.0
Venerable Karen
Hillarious 😂😂😂
The emperor approves
Thanks for the video
Glad you enjoyed it
Can you imagine as a soldier and a saint arrives on the battlefield to fight with you...
Defo makes for some awesome lore! There are some brilliant extracts in Shroud of Night about space marines and guardsmen seeing Saint Celestine fight.
The music makes it perfect 😂
Glad you enjoyed!
In his defense his weapon was a flamer they picked the wrong words to use.
Salamanders aren’t capable of wrong doing
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Nice story and seems very accurate on how this would go down! You did an awesome job with this, please do more 😁👍
Thank you! This is mostly an extract from the book Shroud of Night. A great read, highly recommend!
Well... They can't see you when they are dead? Also this reminds me of that one DND character that uses intimidation for stealth.
A goliath rogue or something along those lines, that was the inspiration for this video.
I know very well. Had my grots kill a leader in one of my games. Shot him dead, was so proud of little snot.
I hope that grot earned himself a name!
The Tau deserve all the hate they get.
Not everyone's cup of tea
Ah yes...the red army of 40k 😂
The blueberries go splat
It heard “we will bring order to chaos” and got to work
Fighting the long war one sandbag at a time :D
And another ai video
David attemborough with AI 😂😂😂😂
The servitors are hard at work
Somewhere far away a Magos is watching this and smirking to himself about trolling Chaos with overly orderly ordinance obstacles.
A veteran of the long war defeated by a lobotomised Roomba
I’m assuming it saw Astartes and didn’t know the difference between Traitor and Loyalist Astartes. Which means someone somewhere brought a Servitor that was unprepared for Chaos to a battlefield with Chaos. Someone is getting executed about this lack of mess.
The Chaos trench lines are immaculate! Summon the commissar immediately!
😂
What a dumb corny story
It may be dumb and corny, but just the thought of the faces on the Chaos Marines as it happens make it so friggin funny.
Korn like corny stories
Girl-Servitor? Seems quite OCD with cleaning (what we Germans call a putzfimmel!) and men usually don't have that!
What? Men don't "usually" have OCD either lmao.
OCD servitor
Some say he is still stacking sandbags...
Well at least he was tidy & dutiful 😂😊
The Omnissiah would be proud
I -need- more 40k David Attenborough like this.
Any unit requests for David Attenborough I can pass on?
@@ArchivesOfTheGrim-Dark All of them, Salamander's first though
Do whoever is running this channel is ripping off another guys channel "Imperial Iterator" ... that channel has hours and hours of 40k lore videos already, with the Attenborough voice
@@kellytownsend8580 Imperial Iterator has a great channel and I love their content. These videos, Fauna of 40k, are made up, not based on actual in lore events but more an amalgamation of lunacy.
@@jdskater6064 Salamanders are a bunch of fun for this, I'll have to revisit them soon. th-cam.com/users/shortsQVFJjbUmwrY
Ai generated goyslop
Black Templar experienced enough to know the skill his subordinate has, & or, lacks ; but human enough to know that his 'son' is expressing enthusiasm for his 'hobby' , and let's him have his fun , knowing it will feed his Valor and Faith in the future ♡
Hmm since humans a re way smaller than orcs and space marines , maybe a defense , would be , to make all doors small , and all corridors , that would be the same as vietkong tunnels , for space marines and orcs !! So just make everything smaller !!
Guardsmen hiding in hobbit hole sized hab units to fight off waves of orks would make an amusing story.
@@ArchivesOfTheGrim-Dark my reply got deleted 😒
Man I Love (40k) Fauna
I'm sure most of them would love you back!
I feel bad for that sanguinary guard. Fuck you gw
Talos seems like the kindest Night lord you can find xD
He is almost a salamander at this point....
@@ArchivesOfTheGrim-Dark Good thing his faithful brother put and end to that xD
Soul Hunter was one of the best books from the Night Lords.
I'm looking forward to reading the rest of the trilogy
I would not compare all Space Marines to the Night Lords... They literally wear people's skin for fun. The Salamanders go home for holiday to see family 😅
Ohhh looks like great great great uncle Ve'kelm is here for sanguinala
I mean you're literally talking about a night Lord it's not like it's a salamander or a lamenter
Very true. It is mentioned in the same book that Talos is the kindest of his squad because he knows the name of his slaves... Yes he does name them one... two and three but still
Technically those were heretic space marines…
being heretics doesnt make them evil, the whole thing started because the human empire wasnt doin good shi, they're just the better outcome over the xenos and/or necrons taking over everything
A fellow Night Lord Lover clearly.
I think they might still have been loyalist at this time, being pre heresy. But I could be wrong on that.
Another relatable Night Lords moment
Re.... relatable....
@@ArchivesOfTheGrim-Dark 🤫
what book is this from?
This is from Soul Hunter. One of the best 40k books I've ever read! Highly recommend.
Tau fight a couple Orks for like 12 days and think they're hot shit, ain't nobody beating the Orks "once and for all"
12 tau cyclic is 12 tau lifetimes i think
Taus naivety really does show in the lore... The Ethereals have declared all out victory in just about every Tau codex
You can never truly rid yourselves of Orks.
Phosphex
Or summoning khorne daemons if you're a certain Tau commander
.... A goddamn cafeteria tray.... 😂😂
Khorne cares not from whence the trays flow