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“That’s ur dick, stop lying” ☝️🤓 “Its a cylinder”🗿

I once had a similar problem happen, but it was Pringles can my cylinder got stuck in.

i love how he HAS to specify that the so-called "cylinder" is above average in size.

eluca

What color did you imagine the cylinder? I imagined blue

Ahh yes, the 3 stages of reddit replys all at once “Lmao, you’re such an idiot and im smarter than you” *something unfunny or unhelpful* *mildly helpful advice*

Absolute cinema.

what even made blade do that 😭

Why is Shadow the hedgehog putting he cylinder in the mini m&ms?

A scientist who just got handed a bar of uranium in an m’n’ms tube with a plate at the end of it:

What if it really is his dick and not a cylinder?

its a cylindar

it's a cylinder.

Anyone else think op sounds like Shadow the Hedgehog? No, just me?

I mean we've all been there

I mean, for a cylinder its Pretty big, 5.1 in is actually huge for a cylinder.

5.1x4.5 what the fuck almost 5 inch girth would be crazy for a cylinder

why does bro actually sound like tomioka 😭😭 WHAT DID SHINOBU DO FOR THIS MAN TO BE SO FREAKY😭😭😭

banana butter flavored ice cream stick i guess it taste good.

I wonder how the OP is doing now. I wonder if the cylinder is still stuck

it’s an above average sized cylindar what is an average sized cylindar?

*It's a cylinder.*

Cylinder

0:18 kaveh slay!❤❤❤

He actually did it? (went to the hospital)

Literally all his blood went into his cylinder leaving the brain completely dry. That's the only explanation hiw he even ended up in such a stupid situsation

Tadaa✨️✨️

Kaveh in nilous bust animation is the best imo

Hoptal

I can't breathe 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

oh i was wondering what the post was about didn't get it until now

Norma Street

I just realised kaveh sounds like Dan henh

meh meh meh meh bro hates him

Me: ...is this using an AI kaveh voice? 😦 Kaveh: memememe- that's what you sound like >:| Me: NEVERMIND 🤣

Mnm tube's are pretty small. I don't think this guy's being entirely honest about the size of his Cylinder

no way it's THAT thick

ಠᦘಠ <what'd ya do bro?)

I feel like i walk at night and i walk around the corner, and i see people having this conversation. Like people serounding a phone trying to solve the problem while the others side telling reasons why the awnser wont work.

It is imperative that the cylinder and the larger object remain unharmed

THE LAST ONE IS KIRARA😭😭

This is so relatable 😂 And then they’re oddly specific as well like the time I had a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) and I wanted it unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana 😂 And some person had the exact same problem as me 😂😂

It may be a cylinder

4 inches wide? What

How the fuck is it 4.5 inches girth that’s fucking wild

i love how it sounds like it could be from MGS

This what Patrice O'Neal meant when he said men like to talk about stupid things philosophically 😂

4.5 on girth is crazy tho He probably got something wrong

Funny thing 10 months ago this user was caught in a post about what does seggs feel for men u/Smart_Calendar1874 For men its like stepping in a hot tub and being hugged at the same time u/[deleted] So its not a cylinder? u/Smart_Calendar1874 So i have to bear this cross forever

Started dying once he started questioning me