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Hilariously relatable vintage vinyl tracks that are almost real 🎶
Sit back with a tasty drink and have fun listening to these awesome, hard-to-find hits. 😄
Let the good times roll! 🥳"
Sit back with a tasty drink and have fun listening to these awesome, hard-to-find hits. 😄
Let the good times roll! 🥳"
Let's Talk Politics at Christmas Dinner (Obscure 60s Soul)
This obscure Christmas classic, pressed on vinyl and lost in Motown lore, "Let's Talk Politics At Christmas Dinner," was the brainchild of Leroy "Side Eye" Johnson, a soulful crooner with a knack for controversy. Recorded in 1968 during a late-night eggnog-fueled studio session, Leroy's track bizarrely name-dropped Trump and "woke nonsense," claiming it was revealed in a dream involving a magical Christmas tree. The record tanked, as families preferred eggnog over arguments, but it lives on as the weirdest holiday relic of the soul era.
Lyrics:
Oh yeah
It’s Christmas time, y’all.
We got ham on the table,
we got pies in the air,
But here comes cousin Lisa
with her woke-*ss flair!
Here come Lisa,
walkin’ through the door,
Talkin’ ’bout “the patriarchy”
while her soy latte pours.
Uncle Joe just rolled his eyes
and passed the greens,
But Lisa says, “Meat is murder!
You know what that means!”
Now Aunt Carol’s tryna mediate,
talkin’ ’bout peace,
But Lisa’s on her soapbox
about abolishing police.
Grandpa’s in the corner
with a look on his face,
Sippin’ on his whiskey,
ready to put her in her place.
Let’s talk politics at Christmas dinner!
It’s the war on Christmas,
but the gravy’s thinner!
Bring your slogans, bring your memes,
Grandpa’s got his MAGA dreams!
Let’s talk politics at Christmas dinner!
Lisa’s boyfriend Chett showed up
in sandals and a scarf,
He says, “Grandpa, your lawn gnomes
are white supremacy art.”
Now Grandpa laughed, said
“Boy, take a seat.
You don’t pay rent,
but you lecture me?!”
Then Lisa stood up shoutin’
“You’re a fascist pig!”
Grandpa said, “Calm down, princess.
Go smoke your cig.”
Chett yelled, “We’re allies!”
with a tear in his eye,
Grandpa said, “Allies?
Hell no, I’m America’s guy!”
Let’s talk politics at Christmas dinner!
It’s the wokest roast
since the turkey dinner!
Lisa’s got feelings, Chett's got stress,
But Grandpa’s here, yellin’ ‘F*** your BS!’
Let’s talk politics at Christmas dinner!
Ooooh, yeah... pass the cornbread, baby...
Pass the cornbread, don’t pass the blame…!
Then Grandma stood up,
said, “Y’all sit down!
Ain’t nobody here
gonna ruin my crown.”
She said, “This pie’s not vegan,
this ham ain’t woke,
But I slaved in the kitchen,
so shut up, you folks!”
The room went silent,
you could hear a pin drop,
Except for Grandpa’s chuckle
and a champagne pop.
Lisa pouted,
Chett packed up his tote,
And Grandpa muttered,
“There goes my liberal vote.”
Don’t talk politics at Christmas dinner!
The ham’s too sweet
for your bitter inner sinner!
Leave the hashtags at the door,
Pass the pie, we’ll settle the score.
Don’t talk politics at Christmas dinner!
Hallelujah! Pass the mashed potatoes…
And keep your damn opinions off my plate!
#aimusic #soulmusic #vinyl #christmasmusic #60s
Lyrics:
Oh yeah
It’s Christmas time, y’all.
We got ham on the table,
we got pies in the air,
But here comes cousin Lisa
with her woke-*ss flair!
Here come Lisa,
walkin’ through the door,
Talkin’ ’bout “the patriarchy”
while her soy latte pours.
Uncle Joe just rolled his eyes
and passed the greens,
But Lisa says, “Meat is murder!
You know what that means!”
Now Aunt Carol’s tryna mediate,
talkin’ ’bout peace,
But Lisa’s on her soapbox
about abolishing police.
Grandpa’s in the corner
with a look on his face,
Sippin’ on his whiskey,
ready to put her in her place.
Let’s talk politics at Christmas dinner!
It’s the war on Christmas,
but the gravy’s thinner!
Bring your slogans, bring your memes,
Grandpa’s got his MAGA dreams!
Let’s talk politics at Christmas dinner!
Lisa’s boyfriend Chett showed up
in sandals and a scarf,
He says, “Grandpa, your lawn gnomes
are white supremacy art.”
Now Grandpa laughed, said
“Boy, take a seat.
You don’t pay rent,
but you lecture me?!”
Then Lisa stood up shoutin’
“You’re a fascist pig!”
Grandpa said, “Calm down, princess.
Go smoke your cig.”
Chett yelled, “We’re allies!”
with a tear in his eye,
Grandpa said, “Allies?
Hell no, I’m America’s guy!”
Let’s talk politics at Christmas dinner!
It’s the wokest roast
since the turkey dinner!
Lisa’s got feelings, Chett's got stress,
But Grandpa’s here, yellin’ ‘F*** your BS!’
Let’s talk politics at Christmas dinner!
Ooooh, yeah... pass the cornbread, baby...
Pass the cornbread, don’t pass the blame…!
Then Grandma stood up,
said, “Y’all sit down!
Ain’t nobody here
gonna ruin my crown.”
She said, “This pie’s not vegan,
this ham ain’t woke,
But I slaved in the kitchen,
so shut up, you folks!”
The room went silent,
you could hear a pin drop,
Except for Grandpa’s chuckle
and a champagne pop.
Lisa pouted,
Chett packed up his tote,
And Grandpa muttered,
“There goes my liberal vote.”
Don’t talk politics at Christmas dinner!
The ham’s too sweet
for your bitter inner sinner!
Leave the hashtags at the door,
Pass the pie, we’ll settle the score.
Don’t talk politics at Christmas dinner!
Hallelujah! Pass the mashed potatoes…
And keep your damn opinions off my plate!
#aimusic #soulmusic #vinyl #christmasmusic #60s
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Love it❤put my eggnog in ya mouth swirl it all around😂
Fresh AI trash
Oddly enough it’s missing soul 😮
Most relatable
😇🤣🤩😛🎶💞💖🥳🫡
😂😢
Don’t worry Santa Got you 😂
Gave grama money for presents and spent it...
😂😂😂
Forgetting the fact that the MAGA chud boomers are the ones that bring up politics 100% of the time, not the lefties. Still great jam anyway!
Dig
there's a chill in the air but not at the table
Bro, this music hits hard. This Christmas has given me so much anxiety! Merry Christmas!
You are not alone! Good friends and family will appreciate you, even if you're broke.
This is what happens when you use cheap Christmas lights. I heard that in 1969, the manufacturer of the lights recalled them due to a fire hazard.
Hahaha these songs are a real delight! Thank you!❤️
Sharing…..cuz sharing is free…..
This one is absolute perfection
HAPPY HOLIDAYS PEOPLE
I was loving this, but then you rhymed "dinner" with itself. BIG NO.
This song gonna blow up big with large numbers of listeners! Talking enormous amounts of comments saying this was a huge success! People far and wide will be jiggling their feet while hearing it. Some would say the scales are tipping in your flavor. If it ever a time to be a round in this vast life.
That's heavy.
😮 nutmeg an cinnamon 😅
You're not Black are you, so why are you trying to imitate us, and insult us, and lying telling people this is Motown?
Karens aren't known for being understanding and compassionate people. I understand that "Fingers" Malone was later able to get a restraining order against his ex, and she has to stay at least 1000 feet away from him.
Oh, come on now! just because it fell on the floor doesn't make it bad! We got it up within the five-second rule!
he should have used his time-traveling ability to find out who wins various games and then go back in time to bet on them.
Of course, an inbox back then was a wooden drawer marked "in" on the front that sat on one's work desk.
He never understood why the family wouldn't invite him back for Christmas dinner the following years.
“The dogs eating turkey bones like it’s his damn job job”took me out 🤣
Homey don't swing that way. I am a teetotaler.
"F*ck 'em left,f*ck 'em right!"..😂..too funny!
Ffs this is brilliance 😂
Sounds like the Temptations with tourette's syndrome!...perfect for my holiday!🎅👌
Always gotta be one in the family
😂😂😂
Motown 💯🎶🎵🇺🇸🇺🇸
A great video 😊
This takes me back to when my childern were young and wouldn't leave me alone.
lmao gay and AI. this channel sucks.
I am glad I don't have to do this.
Should be playing in every starbucks worldwide just right after "The word like should be used as a simile and to like something not in place of many words you don't know." (Get a dictionary dumbass) This isnt about you this is about an amalgamation of everychick or person on avg i have come across on the few times i visited a starbucks.
I wish they'd play this at the HomeLowes when I'm in there picking up parts for work. I worked in retail in the 70s when it was just muzak, and while it got tiresome, now it's just f'n brutal.
Santa is cumming right now!🧑🎄
I love the super slow 33 turning.
I experienced this about two times,in real life. Hell on earth.
This channel saved my Christmas and possibly my life.😂
Sounds like David Ruffin was moonlighting for extra cash..
Relatable, yes! 😂✌️ Merry Christmas 🎄 everyone 🪶✨
this is f***ing MAGIC. my inner Grinch geezer azz iz bouncing.
This hits different after being laid off a week ago. Right before I was going to declare bankruptcy, too
Many people have been hit. You're not alone and better times are coming!
All these mu’fgn lights got me tangled and twisted!!!