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If Undertale was written like this Frisk would say "Oh my god, so there's this cave? Full of monsters? And they want MY soul? That is so not happening."

This game has no right using käpälikkö symbol

This game is blasphemous

With the latest surge of these games where the protagonist is an annoying quippy little shit, it's the perfect time to make a parody game where the same type of protagonist is just constantly beaten down for being like that then they die unceremoniously at the end, after having no impact on the story, and everyone is happy about it.

0:28 once again they keep predicting things

17:20

The problem is that Frey just keeps antagonizing everyone, even people that mean her well, which really makes unlikeable but also that she immediately decides she wants to go back to New York after spending eight minutes in a beautiful fantasy land. New York, where she has no home, no money and a gang wants to burn her alive.

This reminds me of the groundbreaking final words in RD2. “You gotta go and don’t look back, I’ll be dead soon, but I’ll have my redemption…a RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2!! *Title card* “

I keep thinking the bracelet's voice is from one of the guys making fun of the dialogue. 💀

Does no one ever like play through the games they make to edit before the release? Did they think this was good to go?

Achievement unlocked: how did we get here?

The lack of consequences for her constant back sass to the judge is wild

4:23 made me laugh my ass off

I listen to better dialogue in sonic adventures DX

wow, all poc women...... I'm noticing a trend.... Oney plays is sexist.....?

i want to play this game and absorb the story so i can write a better version of it

31:50

1 second into the video is that already vitiligo? Man my woke gta 6 bingo card is going to be so accurate after watching these guys play all these “modern day” games I skipped Actually I have so many things listed i might be able to make 2 different 25 slot bingo cards

If only in Batman Arkham series, Batman kept saying over and over "OH EM GEE GUYS, WTF IM FIGHTING A CROCODILE DUDE?! A PLANT LADY? Wtf, the adopted son i had turned out to be my nemesis? Well, tHis iS aWkWaRD"

31:50 "Stealiqua" is the funniest name I've ever heard.

13:13 man my gta 6 woke bingo card is going to be so accurate after watching more of these “modern” games I’ve been ignoring them for years but to make my woke gta 6 bingo card more accurate I’ve been watching some gameplay of new games and I’m pretty much exactly right on track One of the spaces are “Unenthusiastic female voice acting with a lot of swearing to make up for it” I think I got that one from playing borderlands 3 when I was playing the trilogy And 3 came out in 2018 it looks like it only got worse At least I can watch these through Zach and them playing the games so at least it’s entertaining

My favorite part in doom eternal was when John Doom killed god-satan and said “ehrm…that just happened” and then the credits roll Goosebumps every time

Forspoken could be marginally more fun if leopard jacket girl was a permanent companion.

9:50 Holy shit, her hand clips through the mug. I didn't notice that until now

I'm betting that some Borderland writers or big fans wrote the script. And their favorite character was Tiny Tina

28:19 Average Oblivion conversation.

You know, I saw the thumbnail of this so many time for the Forspoken (I would say "More like Forsaken" but Forsaken was actually a decent spacecraft game), I legit thought the milky faced cross eyed thing was from that and not Saints Row. Which really shows you how interchangeable these shitshows are.

2:07

hell yeah somebody give cheetah hoodie lady a medal

17:20 Zach's iconic racist rant

What's the deal with the near fetishization of vitiligo? It's been in so many of these woke games recently. It's really rare, they like to pretend that anyone gets discriminated over it, when in reality no one does that. I have met exactly one person with that pigment defect in my whole life.

This is literally the definition of a Mary Sue. Like, one-to-one. Seriously, if you read the original awful Star-Trek fanfic that had the *original* Mary Sue, it'd be surprisingly easy to draw parallels to this game's intro

Who was this game made for? Honest to god, who?

I'll give the art department credit. They have the flag on his shoulder going the right way. Which is more detail than I expect from the game with only watching 5 minutes of it

22:40 - The bug eyed black woman is Debra Wilson of MadTV fame. Very funny back then, I cannot understand why they keep using her exact likeness in vidya, she's very, well, recognizable.

I watch this compilation religiously now. Thank you

I have to say that (by comparison) Cyberpunk 2077 started as a awful bug ridden mess with content that felt lil flat at the start where it became very much unplayable (understatement) , but at least they listen and added stuff (and changed atlot) over time and time that made the game better by activity listening to fans also while its diversity in the game felt real and actually gave characters time to grow and not feel like "erm the white guy smelly am i right? , can i get a high five my brothas?", saints row on the other hand (the franchise downwards spiral) did the complete opposite and actively shat on the remaining fans that could stick around, saints row (6) feels like if you asked the writers of forespoken to make it some how worse and more MCU'y with the advisor of a 12 year old Tumblr user , saints row (6) fell so flat thats Volition shut down, Look tomar its you :3

game would have been peak if everyone was speaking an entirely different language and only the protagonist could be understood and could understand them until the very end of the damn game so everyone just thinks your deaf until you magically can fully understand everyone. and then when they finally DO understand everyone, the main character has the thickest accent known to mankind and nobody understands THEM

Could you imagine if in halo Master Chief was like omg alienszords whoaaa, i cant believe my freakin mind rn.

“Why aren’t there any bald characters in the game?” Because the developers don’t have the rights to the X-Men

I also remember Googling the definition of the word "forspoken," cause who the hell even uses that word?

If only this game and countless others werent sabotaged by leftist crazys who think gamer gayte is still a thing and think wrecking games will own the chuds when all it does is make everyone pissed off and eventually figure out who made their favorite series gay and lame

my favorite OneyPlays moment is 17:18 when the video gets abruptly interrupted by a mental health ad and quickly edited over

"it's Bin Liquid" after the 50 Twin Towers joke had me dying

17:16 I was so confused I tought this was a joke...

Probably the most unlikable protagonist I have ever seen lol.

Jesus, I could swear like a full half of the replies in this comment section are elitist bullshit. Normal comments and then bam, hipster reply

Ima fuckin… rip… every hair off.. your belly

i was watching the ad at 17:30 wtf

Why does Zack sound so weird in the beginning of the vid, something sounds different